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Joe
@heatmando.bsky.social
Not a Phantom but definitely a Menace.

Star Wars nerd. Dad. Miami Heat. Ice Cats 🏆🏆. Braves. Dolphins Unfortunately. Lions for Vibes
Seen at least three 23 year olds on podcasts telling people this week that TreVeyon Henderson was the guy that was going to win people fantasy playoffs matchups these next few weeks and I'm laughing so hard that the young people are still falling for the Patriot RB trap all these years later.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Representing from Cincinnati tonight. Let's Go Pantr
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Spent the weekend in Gatlinburg and 3 Bears snuck up on me and my wife at the fire pit last night lol. My wife who rarely curses hit me with the "Oh fuck, Bear" as she swiftly headed around to the front of the cabin lol
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We are healed
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Man,
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I told y'all.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Also a good one -
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Good lord what
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
🤮
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lmao
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
She's just that good
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A 10:30 Heat start? On the day after time change day?
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A 9:30 Heat start? On Time change day?
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Decorated the Yard for Halloween week. #Dolphins #NFL
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Posting this as proof it happened.
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tron Ares is fine. Visuals solid. Music good. Jared Leto is still Jared Leto but overall a decent movie to take the kid to.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The NBA decided they were going to participate heavily in Fallout Day this year.

This joke is for like 3 whole people on this app.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM