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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
What’s with these homies shooting my girl
Turns out LAPD shot Jillian Lauren, the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, yesterday www.tmz.com/2025/04/09/w...
Weezer Member's Wife Shot By Cops in Shootout, Booked for Attempted Murder
The wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner was shot by cops during a wild chase in L.A. ... TMZ has learned, and then she was booked for attempted murder.
www.tmz.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What’s with these homies shooting my girl
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oh is it bad when you put people out of work for political reasons
Fox News criticizes people celebrating Tesla's stock value decline because "there are 80,000 people employed by Tesla."
March 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
oh is it bad when you put people out of work for political reasons
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NEWS: Trump abruptly assembled his cabinet today to let them know Elon MUSK is not in charge of hiring/firing -- they are.
It was an abrupt admonition that appeared aimed at the mounting legal scrutiny of Musk's power over the government.
w/ @DashaBurns
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
It was an abrupt admonition that appeared aimed at the mounting legal scrutiny of Musk's power over the government.
w/ @DashaBurns
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
NEWS: Trump abruptly assembled his cabinet today to let them know Elon MUSK is not in charge of hiring/firing -- they are.
It was an abrupt admonition that appeared aimed at the mounting legal scrutiny of Musk's power over the government.
w/ @DashaBurns
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
It was an abrupt admonition that appeared aimed at the mounting legal scrutiny of Musk's power over the government.
w/ @DashaBurns
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
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Jesus what a stat
7/ The ramifications are substantial. In 2024, a staggering 56% of Republican contributions came from mega-donors giving over $1 million.
March 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Jesus what a stat
Barber had the chance we wish we all did
March 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Barber had the chance we wish we all did
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everyone i know is excited for the same thing. this must be what waiting for the moon landing felt like
March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
everyone i know is excited for the same thing. this must be what waiting for the moon landing felt like
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"everyone who isn't a farmer wants to be one" of all the tens of thousands of incorrect things said on fox news over the last few decades is, maybe, historically, the most incorrect thing anyone on there has ever said
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"everyone who isn't a farmer wants to be one" of all the tens of thousands of incorrect things said on fox news over the last few decades is, maybe, historically, the most incorrect thing anyone on there has ever said
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You know things are going poorly when people in the ponzi scheme industry are like, "woah woah woah, seems a little scammy"
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You know things are going poorly when people in the ponzi scheme industry are like, "woah woah woah, seems a little scammy"
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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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As they grow more and more AI dependent, these people reveal how little they read. See also Bill Ackman, who is constantly demanding “investigations” over stuff that would be solved by reading to the seventh graf. Arrogant, lazy, stupid.
Over on the other site, they're suggesting that the reporters who worked on this, including myself, hid our names. They didn't bother to scroll down to the bottom of the piece where we are listed in full.
Great sleuthing by the do your own research crowd.
Great sleuthing by the do your own research crowd.
March 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
As they grow more and more AI dependent, these people reveal how little they read. See also Bill Ackman, who is constantly demanding “investigations” over stuff that would be solved by reading to the seventh graf. Arrogant, lazy, stupid.
Everything happens so much
March 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Everything happens so much
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issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”
February 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”
Fell for it again award
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fell for it again award
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Kinda crazy that it turns out allowing individuals to amass wealth beyond that of even whole nations is bad for everyone
February 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kinda crazy that it turns out allowing individuals to amass wealth beyond that of even whole nations is bad for everyone
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Pretty clear this is where we were headed. They’re going to weaponize audits and private data to go after political enemies.
BREAKING WAPO:
Elon Musk's DOGE is seeking access to a heavily-guarded IRS system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country — sparking alarm within the tax agency. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Elon Musk's DOGE is seeking access to a heavily-guarded IRS system that includes detailed financial information about every taxpayer, business, and nonprofit in the country — sparking alarm within the tax agency. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data, raising alarm at IRS
Musk’s DOGE seeks access to personal taxpayer data at IRS
www.washingtonpost.com
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pretty clear this is where we were headed. They’re going to weaponize audits and private data to go after political enemies.
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Mr. Beast forced 15 athletes to play for the Charlotte Hornets for an entire 82-game season. The last one not to lose his sanity will be awarded $25k.
"YouTube star Jimmy 'MrBeast' recently revealed that he has collaborated with the NBA to work on a special segment that will be held between two NBA All-Star games on February 16, 2025, as part of the All-Star weekend event held by the NBA" - Atharv Kapoor / Sportskeeda
"Make sure you tune in"— MrBeast reveals "very special" segment between NBA All-Star games
YouTube star Jimmy "MrBeast" recently revealed that he has collaborated with the NBA to work on a special segment that will be held between two NBA All-Star games on February 16, 2025, as part of the
www.sportskeeda.com
February 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Mr. Beast forced 15 athletes to play for the Charlotte Hornets for an entire 82-game season. The last one not to lose his sanity will be awarded $25k.
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celebrating my european heritage by toiling thirty years as a serf before dying of fleas and being thrown in a hole
March 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
celebrating my european heritage by toiling thirty years as a serf before dying of fleas and being thrown in a hole
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool