Squirrel
@craniumsquirrel.fun
The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude.
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
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“Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Mr. Musk himself.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Elon Musk’s Foundation Grows to $14 Billion, but Gives Little to Outsiders
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Mr. Musk himself.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
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IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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NOOOOOOOOO
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
NOOOOOOOOO
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel breems
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jet fuel can't melt steel breems
Lunch, but a war to get to at 1:
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Lunch, but a war to get to at 1:
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“I AM THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT!”
Food prices ⬆️
Utility prices ⬆️
Healthcare costs ⬆️
Credit card delinquencies ⬆️
Auto loan delinquencies ⬆️
Rent delinquencies ⬆️
...while Trump golfs at his country club and builds himself a ballroom with bribes.
Food prices ⬆️
Utility prices ⬆️
Healthcare costs ⬆️
Credit card delinquencies ⬆️
Auto loan delinquencies ⬆️
Rent delinquencies ⬆️
...while Trump golfs at his country club and builds himself a ballroom with bribes.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“I AM THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT!”
Food prices ⬆️
Utility prices ⬆️
Healthcare costs ⬆️
Credit card delinquencies ⬆️
Auto loan delinquencies ⬆️
Rent delinquencies ⬆️
...while Trump golfs at his country club and builds himself a ballroom with bribes.
Food prices ⬆️
Utility prices ⬆️
Healthcare costs ⬆️
Credit card delinquencies ⬆️
Auto loan delinquencies ⬆️
Rent delinquencies ⬆️
...while Trump golfs at his country club and builds himself a ballroom with bribes.
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haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" 🤣🤣🤣
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?💯🗣️🔥
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New research shows feverish temperatures make it more difficult for viruses to hijack our cells. A mouse study suggests it's the heat itself that makes the difference. n.pr/4846jvM
Fever helps the body fight off viruses: But how does it work?
New research shows feverish temperatures make it more difficult for viruses to hijack our cells. A mouse study suggests it's the heat itself that makes the difference.
n.pr
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
New research shows feverish temperatures make it more difficult for viruses to hijack our cells. A mouse study suggests it's the heat itself that makes the difference. n.pr/4846jvM
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These CEOs, these creatures of business who know no skills but the passing of coin, are possibly the most useless human beings on earth. What can they actually achieve
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These CEOs, these creatures of business who know no skills but the passing of coin, are possibly the most useless human beings on earth. What can they actually achieve
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The thing I love most about software engineers are all the problems they don’t solve while burning brilliant creative energy putting out the trash
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The thing I love most about software engineers are all the problems they don’t solve while burning brilliant creative energy putting out the trash
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Just in case anyone was wondering why there has been a spate of articles in legacy media urging women to just *settle* and stop thinking of their own happiness while the male loneliness epidemic is in full swing, etc.
The sharp decline in US teenagers’ aspiration to get married and have kids…
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
…is happening almost entirely among girls, not boys.
At some point maybe men will start trying harder to understand that.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... | HT @conradhackett.bsky.social @pewresearch.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just in case anyone was wondering why there has been a spate of articles in legacy media urging women to just *settle* and stop thinking of their own happiness while the male loneliness epidemic is in full swing, etc.
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Our statement in solidarity with our fellow workers' ongoing protest against @rockstargames.com's gross union busting!
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Our statement in solidarity with our fellow workers' ongoing protest against @rockstargames.com's gross union busting!
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I really want to know the full story behind this epic hack, and yet I also hope it is never solved.
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I really want to know the full story behind this epic hack, and yet I also hope it is never solved.
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Have these conversations early
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Have these conversations early
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Remember that time the DOOM dev team violently destroyed a chair which they'd turned into an effigy of Rebecca Heineman after contractual issues left her unable to do the SNES port of Wolfenstein 3D?
Cuz that's a thing that happened.
Cuz that's a thing that happened.
I just learned that John Carmack misgendered and deadnamed Rebecca Heineman in his "tribute" over on Twitter. He probably thinks it's okay when talking pre-transition days, but FYI, most trans people hate that. Worse, he never calls her "she," switching to "they" for recent memories. Fuck that guy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Remember that time the DOOM dev team violently destroyed a chair which they'd turned into an effigy of Rebecca Heineman after contractual issues left her unable to do the SNES port of Wolfenstein 3D?
Cuz that's a thing that happened.
Cuz that's a thing that happened.