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Squirrel
@craniumsquirrel.fun
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The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude.

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"Yeah I'll be ready in a bit. Actually set a proper alarm, not just my Fitbit lol roomie made me after yesterday"
A very bloodied up room with a TV and lamp in one corner. The image is captioned "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent."
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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no new pics, where you at mentally
A gray squirrel seated at a tiny grand piano with the text "they sit at the bar and put nuts in my jar and say squirrel what are you doin here?"
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A patch styled like a Star Trek red alert sign, but it reads Everything's Fucked instead.
September 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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I find this unsurprising. Follow the money.

Linda McMahon is his education person. Linda is married to Vince of WWE infamy. UFC and WWE are run by the same corporation now, TKO Group Holdings,

This event will pay at least 3 members of the McMahon family.
A screenshot of Wikipedia's TKO Group page showing the ownership header. The WWE is listed as the second highest percentage of ownership at 38.28%, with the McMahons clocking in at 4.52% of that (and possibly more if Stephanie's husband is in the "various shareholders" category).
July 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
A picture of the Tibetan Buddhist cosmos with the phrase "I don't trust 'old souls ' Why haven't you escaped samsara yet." A picture of an oracle with the text "Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)" A picture of a text message reading "Hello children I am the fairy squad mother". Comment below reads "when ur the oldest in the squad and shower them with advice and affection" A video game character pointing a gun at the viewer. Text on the image reads "My pronouns are fuck around/find out"
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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This one.
An image of the Alliance of Magicians from the TV series Arrested Development. One in the front holds a sign that reads"We Demand to be Taken Seriously"
May 2, 2024 at 9:50 AM
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Why photobomb to wreck the shot when you can photobomb as a form of compliment? Look at this bun! Fantastic!
A viera in FFXIV poses with a parasol while a lalafell does that Will Smith presenting someone pose next to her.
December 7, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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Snapshots of ADHD impulse control: I was left to my own devices last week and I now own Starfleet rank pips for a uniform I don't have, a prop mobile holoemitter so any outfit can be a Star Trek cosplay if I want, and Chuck. As you can see, Chuck is a squirrel in a flight outfit.

What is my life?
A plushie red squirrel dressed in a brown bomber jacket, red scarf, and olive flight helmet with goggles on it sits on a gray couch.
August 7, 2023 at 3:38 PM