Cosmo Spatchcock
@cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social
Another Gen X'er here. Disabled vet, retired Grunt, abstaining alcoholic, atheist, and big old pot head. Watcher of movies, player of games, collector of comics. No DM's unless I know you. No porn, No Crypto. Happily married.
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When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
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The GOP must be destroyed. It cannot be reformed
August 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The GOP must be destroyed. It cannot be reformed
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BREAKING: tired old woman, born to frolic with woodland creatures, has to get up and go to work. AGAIN.
August 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
BREAKING: tired old woman, born to frolic with woodland creatures, has to get up and go to work. AGAIN.
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Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
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Thank you Air Canada for the strike. Both my bosses are stranded until next week and I’ve never believed in unions more.
August 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Thank you Air Canada for the strike. Both my bosses are stranded until next week and I’ve never believed in unions more.
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Starting a gofuckme campaign
August 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Starting a gofuckme campaign
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Imagine being 87 and calling yourself “Kid Rock”
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine being 87 and calling yourself “Kid Rock”
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one of my core memories as a toddler is of being trusted to carry an entire plate of spaghetti and immediately dropping it all on the floor and my whole family laughing at me
August 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
one of my core memories as a toddler is of being trusted to carry an entire plate of spaghetti and immediately dropping it all on the floor and my whole family laughing at me
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My Jewish black metal big titty goth girlfriend band isn't doing so well
Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
August 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My Jewish black metal big titty goth girlfriend band isn't doing so well
Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
Apparently Ladel of milf isn't a good band name
2/3's of the access road runs through my property line. I'm gonna pull an 'ol "Toll both Willy". Charge a dollar twenty five to those that pass. We're at that stage of the retirement plan.
August 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
2/3's of the access road runs through my property line. I'm gonna pull an 'ol "Toll both Willy". Charge a dollar twenty five to those that pass. We're at that stage of the retirement plan.
Sorry y'all I changed my PFP last night. I meant to warn y'all, but I was hella high.
August 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sorry y'all I changed my PFP last night. I meant to warn y'all, but I was hella high.
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A little off the bottom please.
August 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A little off the bottom please.
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Texas Republicans have lost their damn minds.
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Texas Republicans have lost their damn minds.
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MS that’s just like your opinion news man
August 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
MS that’s just like your opinion news man
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An air fryer is an Easy-Bake oven for adults except the food doesn’t taste like lightbulb.
August 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
An air fryer is an Easy-Bake oven for adults except the food doesn’t taste like lightbulb.
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This was a thing. I had John Cougar Melonhead on my wall for YEARS!
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This was a thing. I had John Cougar Melonhead on my wall for YEARS!
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album covers but with muppets: thread
August 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
album covers but with muppets: thread
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holy hell, this photo
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
holy hell, this photo
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we adopted a Brooklyn street cat off of reddit (of all places) and she’s finally starting to feel at home.
August 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we adopted a Brooklyn street cat off of reddit (of all places) and she’s finally starting to feel at home.