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Lover of candycorn, marijuana & subversive humor
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Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
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I made a roasted duck with Chinese five spice powder and star anise, ginger, garlic, and scallions in the arse. So good. Yum.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I look forward to them every year bc it's honestly just such a cute story
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I'm glad this happened so long ago, bc it happens today and people are gonna be tryna pick it apart, scrutinize, call it fake, etc.
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Real peaceful for an unemployed brat.
He just vibing m
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Things have gotten FANCY at the folks’.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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My mom made Parmesan-crusted dinner rolls that look like little turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Turkey. It's not a great bird to force on people.
2. What’s the most overrated Thanksgiving food and why?
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t care for Lena Heady as Sarah Connor
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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When people be running from the monsters in the programs they dont be running fast enough for me. Only one who did it right was
a woman sitting on the hood of a car holding a wallet
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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this what you wearing all day instead of ears?
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Dickhead but make it festive
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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A jive turkey on Thanksgiving. 🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A cover of ‘It's Not Right but It's Okay’ would’ve gone perfectly as a bonus track on The Writing’s On The Wall
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Me using paper towels
a close up of a woman 's face with a ponytail and a surprised look on her face .
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving friends in my phone!
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Unemployed, laying on a cat tree.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Male reporters should be asking him if he finds the foreign allies he’s colluding with attractive.

Two birds with stones and all that.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Interesting.
Licensee HERO WITHIN — you may have seen their #StarTrek jackets at STLV, SDCC, or NYCC — is ending their "Trek" product line, per a new announcement from the company.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you have any swirly blades electronics, you can cut the cheese into 2”x2” cubes, lightly coat them in starch or flour & mix while shaking it up&down or pausing after a few (up to 5) seconds to shake. Add another light dusting of flour if your blades get coated.

Any increased surface area helps
Also don't sleep on the shredder attachment if you have a food processor. Changed my mac & cheese life.
Drop one of these on the mac n cheese maker in ya life.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I never give relationship advice because I do not know yall like that. If YALL want that shit to work, its going to be hard to fail. And thats all I got.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
U Arizona's women's hockey Hispanic heritage jerseys are sick.

www.instagram.com/p/DRfJ-p9iXAz/
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Shiiid my daddy gave me these same funny eyes and looked away my whole life
Harder to deadbeat as well
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have done the Clone a Willy thing.
Don’t still talk to the person that has it tho.
I wonder if they still have it 🤔
I’d imagine not since that was a good decade ago 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Not surprised at all!

And how many women right now are being threatened by their abusers with “if you leave me I’m calling ICE.”

Dream scenario for abusers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM