Schmuck Schumer
@schroedinger.bsky.social
2022 Diplomat of the Year
📍 Manhattan
📍 Manhattan
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The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
December 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"
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Bari gets a heavily promoted 60 Minutes story that would be bad for the Trump administration killed:
All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bari gets a heavily promoted 60 Minutes story that would be bad for the Trump administration killed:
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Strong preference for doing nothing wins every time
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Strong preference for doing nothing wins every time
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They like him and want to help him
This is just so wildly irresponsible and grossly misleading “journalism” @nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They like him and want to help him
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The fix is in
Insane that Trump’s CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYER is the one managing the release of the Epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The fix is in
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Computer, enhance
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Computer, enhance
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The pig is out! That means it's time for our End of the Year fundraising drive. Keep Next strong for 2026.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The pig is out! That means it's time for our End of the Year fundraising drive. Keep Next strong for 2026.
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“how can anyone not understand how evil and unhinged this guy is” well a lot of them consume him entirely through the sanitizing filter of the mainstream press and never fully see the stuff we very online sickos do
more than a few folks did tonight
more than a few folks did tonight
one upside of trump insisting on a "presidential address" is it interrupted programming on every major broadcast network. so a whole bunch of normies who only see sanitized versions of
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
him were treated to live video of a rabid fucking hyena behind the presidential seal.
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
“how can anyone not understand how evil and unhinged this guy is” well a lot of them consume him entirely through the sanitizing filter of the mainstream press and never fully see the stuff we very online sickos do
more than a few folks did tonight
more than a few folks did tonight
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The LA City Attorneys Office is meeting with the equivalent of a white citizens council tonight
Happy Wednesday, folks! I’m spending my evening at a meeting of California NIMBY group Our Neighborhood Voices.
The topic? How to stop state housing bill SB79, which was signed into law, from actually being implemented!
The big draw is the special guest: the LA City Attorney's office. Yikes! 🧵
The topic? How to stop state housing bill SB79, which was signed into law, from actually being implemented!
The big draw is the special guest: the LA City Attorney's office. Yikes! 🧵
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The LA City Attorneys Office is meeting with the equivalent of a white citizens council tonight
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Henry Cuellar has done nothing but vote with Republicans since he was pardoned by Trump, great thing Democrats voted unanimously to restore him to his committee ranking member role!
7 House Dems joined Republicans in voting to keep dirty coal-fired power plants open for longer at ratepayer expense:
Lou Correa
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gillen
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Gabe Vasquez
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
www.lcv.org/media-center...
Lou Correa
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gillen
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Gabe Vasquez
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
www.lcv.org/media-center...
clerk.house.gov
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Henry Cuellar has done nothing but vote with Republicans since he was pardoned by Trump, great thing Democrats voted unanimously to restore him to his committee ranking member role!
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I'm in @latimes.com today on why LAX's $1.5B plan to expand its road network will only make traffic worse. Instead: better FlyAway bus service, more bike/pedestrian/People Mover investment, and congestion pricing for the horseshoe to actually make it flow!:
Contributor: Only Los Angeles could spend $1.5 billion to make airport traffic worse
LAX authorities scuttled its terminal expansions after the pandemic. And yet the now seemingly unnecessary roadway plan marches on.
www.latimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm in @latimes.com today on why LAX's $1.5B plan to expand its road network will only make traffic worse. Instead: better FlyAway bus service, more bike/pedestrian/People Mover investment, and congestion pricing for the horseshoe to actually make it flow!:
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Very clear from riding the subways the last few weekends that the MTA is not providing enough weekend service. The 1 train in particular has been extremely crowded. This is frustrating because it's been like this during November/December for years now.
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Very clear from riding the subways the last few weekends that the MTA is not providing enough weekend service. The 1 train in particular has been extremely crowded. This is frustrating because it's been like this during November/December for years now.
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He's been pretty clear we don't have to say nice things about Donald Trump when he dies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
He's been pretty clear we don't have to say nice things about Donald Trump when he dies.
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Trump crash plane
“It’s outrageous,” a pilot said about the near collision.
Flight Narrowly Avoids Midair Collision With U.S. Air Force Tanker
“It’s outrageous,” a pilot said about the near collision.
trib.al
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump crash plane
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ICE is thug scum
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ICE is thug scum
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Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
It really is incredible that dicknosing is still a thing. I used to think it was malicious compliance but there's nothing to maliciously comply with anymore!
There is literally ONE employee at my local grocery store who wears a mask but he tucks it under his nose and any time he has to talk to someone he reaches up and PULLS IT AWAY FROM HIS FACE and honestly sometimes I think I hate him more than the rest of the staff who aren't even masked because wtf?
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It really is incredible that dicknosing is still a thing. I used to think it was malicious compliance but there's nothing to maliciously comply with anymore!
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note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
Lol the US just abandoned their effort to get mad at the guy that threw Bolsonaro in prison. Big "my toddler tantrum didn't get me nothing so we're done here" energy.
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US REMOVES BRAZIL'S MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
*US ALSO DELETES VIVIANE BARCI DE MORAES FROM SANCTIONS LIST
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
note to everyone else they're trying to intimidate: telling the administration to fuck off remains the single most effective response
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there are pundits who will say that immigration is trump's strongest issue and that picking fights around immigration helps him on the margins. but i think this misunderstands the way public opinion works, as evidenced by trump's declining fortunes on his handling of immigration.
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there are pundits who will say that immigration is trump's strongest issue and that picking fights around immigration helps him on the margins. but i think this misunderstands the way public opinion works, as evidenced by trump's declining fortunes on his handling of immigration.
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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STOP IT STOP IT STOP DOING THIS SHIT
he signed a memo with no binding legal effect on states
he signed a memo with no binding legal effect on states
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that blocks states from enforcing their own regulations around artificial intelligence and instead aims to create a "single national framework" for AI. https://cnn.it/49chVwf
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
STOP IT STOP IT STOP DOING THIS SHIT
he signed a memo with no binding legal effect on states
he signed a memo with no binding legal effect on states
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Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Lol at every university trustee and law firm partner who concluded they had no choice but to play ball with this bumbling fool