Schmuck Schumer
@schroedinger.bsky.social
2022 Diplomat of the Year
📍 Manhattan
📍 Manhattan
Weird, this guy must not have gotten the memo that he needs an F5000 Child Crusher to take this stuff between work sites.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Weird, this guy must not have gotten the memo that he needs an F5000 Child Crusher to take this stuff between work sites.
Good news @brendelbored.bsky.social there's still a chance for you to get hired by Cuomo!
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Good news @brendelbored.bsky.social there's still a chance for you to get hired by Cuomo!
You're not gonna convince me that's not just footage of Kevin Kylie from five years ago.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You're not gonna convince me that's not just footage of Kevin Kylie from five years ago.
side note crazy that this is auto hid under the default moderation changes they stealth changed in on here recently, as "graphic media"
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
side note crazy that this is auto hid under the default moderation changes they stealth changed in on here recently, as "graphic media"
The press likes Donald Trump and want to help him keep winning. CNN ran this unattributed and not as a quote: edition.cnn.com/2025/11/08/p...
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The press likes Donald Trump and want to help him keep winning. CNN ran this unattributed and not as a quote: edition.cnn.com/2025/11/08/p...
If you're gonna do deliverism people need to know who delivered. Biden's name is nowhere on this!
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you're gonna do deliverism people need to know who delivered. Biden's name is nowhere on this!
They're fantasizing about...something.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They're fantasizing about...something.
If that will result in drunk you being madder about the replies then sure.
October 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If that will result in drunk you being madder about the replies then sure.
One easy way Zohran can speed up the buses is bringing back enforcement of not blocking the box. No movement on this for at least two light cycles.
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One easy way Zohran can speed up the buses is bringing back enforcement of not blocking the box. No movement on this for at least two light cycles.
What the fun is this bullshit line, it's not a "striking departure" it's flagrantly illegal!
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What the fun is this bullshit line, it's not a "striking departure" it's flagrantly illegal!
I buy that he didn't know what it was *at the time he got the tattoo*, but he's known what it is for at least 13 years. jewishinsider.com/2025/10/grah...
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I buy that he didn't know what it was *at the time he got the tattoo*, but he's known what it is for at least 13 years. jewishinsider.com/2025/10/grah...
This is really something else, this station is only a few years old and it didn't even rain today, it's been like this since yesterday. 86th/2nd Ave
October 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is really something else, this station is only a few years old and it didn't even rain today, it's been like this since yesterday. 86th/2nd Ave
Bozos like this need to be forced to retake their road test.
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bozos like this need to be forced to retake their road test.
I was checking something for an international trip and got greeted with this doozy of a banner 😵💫
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I was checking something for an international trip and got greeted with this doozy of a banner 😵💫
I can only see triforces on those blue and white glass sections
October 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I can only see triforces on those blue and white glass sections
Smacked the side if this Wankpanzer for doing a right on red (illegal in the entire city if New York) right as I was crossing, go figure it's some jackass NYPD is letting drive around without license plates.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Smacked the side if this Wankpanzer for doing a right on red (illegal in the entire city if New York) right as I was crossing, go figure it's some jackass NYPD is letting drive around without license plates.
