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Mama, lover girl; peaceful, but I keep violence in my back pocket. VA->NYC
Tomás de Cruise got my poor heart racing! If he don't do nothing else; he gon make the mission impossible SEVERAL TIMES. What a fun ride. Now I gotta get in bed and try to turn my brain off.
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants standing in front of a window
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January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tomás de Cruise got my poor heart racing! If he don't do nothing else; he gon make the mission impossible SEVERAL TIMES. What a fun ride. Now I gotta get in bed and try to turn my brain off.
Heat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🗣️Is this the part you take my heart to wipe your feet on..
This song turns 40 this year & it's still 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This song turns 40 this year & it's still 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Heat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Him: you smell incredible.
Me:
Me:
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Him: you smell incredible.
Me:
Me:
Oh she's beautiful. Moon 🌝😍
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Oh she's beautiful. Moon 🌝😍
Aye @nyx-19.bsky.social what time the Chinese food coming? We waiting on our now. This really might be our tradition too. 😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Aye @nyx-19.bsky.social what time the Chinese food coming? We waiting on our now. This really might be our tradition too. 😭😭😭😭
Wolf moon. 🌝
a wolf is howling at the full moon in the dark .
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January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Wolf moon. 🌝
I need a nosh.
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I need a nosh.
Oh my.
A strong earthquake rattled southern and central Mexico, interrupting President Claudia Sheinbaum’s first press briefing of the new year as seismic alarms sounded.
The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 6.5.
The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 6.5.
Earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 6.5 rattles southern and central Mexico
A strong earthquake rattled southern and central Mexico, interrupting President Claudia Sheinbaum’s first press briefing of the new year as seismic alarms sounded
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January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Oh my.
Move; I got it!
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Move; I got it!
Did your daddy drive a gold Accura in the 90's cause this sounds... familiar.
January 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Did your daddy drive a gold Accura in the 90's cause this sounds... familiar.
Saying inappropriate things and laughing at the wrong time. I gotta get these jokes off. Gift and a curse. 😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Saying inappropriate things and laughing at the wrong time. I gotta get these jokes off. Gift and a curse. 😭😭
Charging astronomical prices for small portions of food lead me to believe...
I been noticing it even with salmon. The price is the same at my store but the pieces are absolutely smaller.
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Charging astronomical prices for small portions of food lead me to believe...
My Pinterest boards gotta go now?? WE CAN'T HAVE SHIT!!
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January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My Pinterest boards gotta go now?? WE CAN'T HAVE SHIT!!
Girl I opened up a tub of dishwasher pods and it was half full. HALF FULL. That big ass tub got no business with 47 pods in it. I KNOW it usta be over 90 in them joints. DPMO yo!!
Bitch…why I just realize they’re putting less oatmeal in the damn Quaker packets?!
I knew everybody was doing this but DAMN OATMEAL?
I knew everybody was doing this but DAMN OATMEAL?
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Girl I opened up a tub of dishwasher pods and it was half full. HALF FULL. That big ass tub got no business with 47 pods in it. I KNOW it usta be over 90 in them joints. DPMO yo!!
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You think grandmas liked gardening that much? No baby, that lady was tending to her poisonous herbs and burying her crimes under them flowers boo!
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
You think grandmas liked gardening that much? No baby, that lady was tending to her poisonous herbs and burying her crimes under them flowers boo!
Whew shit. I gotta get my life together. Yeti gon be putting in OT today. Good morning. 😫✨☕
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Whew shit. I gotta get my life together. Yeti gon be putting in OT today. Good morning. 😫✨☕
Giselle popped out married AND pregnant? Her magic is WORKING.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Giselle popped out married AND pregnant? Her magic is WORKING.
Last drink for a minute. I went too hard in the paint. 😫
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Last drink for a minute. I went too hard in the paint. 😫
Very special
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Very special
What's happening here?????
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
What's happening here?????
Y'all not hot??? Couldn't be me. Ion know if this food finna be made chat.
a cartoon character from family guy is standing in front of a bank safe .
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January 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Y'all not hot??? Couldn't be me. Ion know if this food finna be made chat.
Smoked our bewts; 165 pts for the young man. Lemme make my reading list so he doesn't catch me slipping no mo.
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Smoked our bewts; 165 pts for the young man. Lemme make my reading list so he doesn't catch me slipping no mo.
Caviar and champagne? Sure why not.
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Caviar and champagne? Sure why not.
I don't know if I should be proud or terrified. I gotta go see what typa books he reading.
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I don't know if I should be proud or terrified. I gotta go see what typa books he reading.
My 10yo son just dropped a 39pt word.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My 10yo son just dropped a 39pt word.