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✨️🍂R.E.M. Sleeper✨️🍂
@aczu4.bsky.social
Mama, lover girl; peaceful, but I keep violence in my back pocket. VA->NYC
Listen; its only a few heavy hitters left that can tussle; the ONLY person imo that can go toe-to-toe with Josline:
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November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh this gon GO on an English muffin!! 🔥🔥
I made apple butter and strawberry balsamic preserves 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wait- there is a Soloverse??
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November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Very cool pet. Bougie like me and oddly enough; very sweet. She liked baths and curling up in my lap to watch TV. Had to give her back to a store; where we were moving didn't have a place within an hour with live mice. Gotta see if i have any pics.😔
PYTHON?! How did you like having one as a pet?
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wudda been panic at the pilates. 😭😭
Almost accidentally got 2% milk in my coffee. I woulda been down at the Pilates class suffering.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Talk to 'em!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Me in my 20's with my python. 😭😭
I want a snake and now I want to read Stephen King novels?

Im so dark. SO MYSTERIOUS! Wow.
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I know EXACTLY what he got on too.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Had to hang the phone up on my sister cause she just told me she ont know how to play uno or spades. Nope.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I relate to this too much. We hon get through this boo. 🫂
I had exactly one meal over the weekend. Anxiety really gotta my head between the washer and dryer. Goddamn.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I ordered a pair of pants; unbeknownst to me, they were two sizes smaller than my normal size, but thanks to ✨️grief✨️ I could get in them no problem! Shoutout to pops for helping me get these last lbs off! 😭😮‍💨
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It appears both babies made honor roll this quarter; a 96 and 97 GPA. Proud parents over here. 🥳🎉✨️
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November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Word to DVF!
You not beating a juicy woman wearing a wrap dress
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Well I'll be damned- I'm up! Good morning. 😭✨️☕️
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November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Ok. This is awesome!
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
WTAF is going on with this wind?? Like do we need to hunker down in the basement??
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November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
From scratch has entered the chat. 🥺
the only time you’ll ever see me defend Zoe Saldana is when Colombiana comes on
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Look at HA!!! 🥰❤️🔥
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He gotta safe word yo!
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My memoir:
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Three things for me: audience, delivery and intention. I don't ever give my opinion unless asked and if you are asking; know it's coming from a place of love.
Being too honest is problematic cause you trigger everyone who rather pretend.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Welp; guess what time it is?? 🍷🍷🍷
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November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Chile I gotta go Jinx in the kitchen making eggs" gon be my go-to line all week for when ion wanna be bothered.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @taaystee.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM