𝗡𝗼
@concandycorn.blacksky.app
Lover of candycorn, marijuana & subversive humor
Pinned
𝗡𝗼
@concandycorn.blacksky.app
· Nov 16
Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Dear God.
It is only Monday and the 19th/20th day of the year. PLEASE!
It is only Monday and the 19th/20th day of the year. PLEASE!
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Dear God.
It is only Monday and the 19th/20th day of the year. PLEASE!
It is only Monday and the 19th/20th day of the year. PLEASE!
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
My favorite part of #StarfleetAcademy is waiting for the eventual Jeffrey Combs cameos
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My favorite part of #StarfleetAcademy is waiting for the eventual Jeffrey Combs cameos
I absolutely need a temporal gag where TNG era Picard is on the Athena.
Throw Q in there, too.
Throw Q in there, too.
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I absolutely need a temporal gag where TNG era Picard is on the Athena.
Throw Q in there, too.
Throw Q in there, too.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
My Granny hollered and my Grandpa ran in the living room seen my cousin passed out with his dick in his hand and was like “The hell is wrong with you boy?!?!?” They was telling ppl my cousin was possessed by a horny ass demon. “That boy ain’t right” is all my Grandpa said for weeks after that.
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
My Granny hollered and my Grandpa ran in the living room seen my cousin passed out with his dick in his hand and was like “The hell is wrong with you boy?!?!?” They was telling ppl my cousin was possessed by a horny ass demon. “That boy ain’t right” is all my Grandpa said for weeks after that.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
When my son was about 8 or 9, we were playing that most likely/best game. And the question was who has the best dental hygiene. My son says me and my sis asked how he came up with his answer and he says
“Because I hear her brushing her teeth in her room all the time”
Me:
“Because I hear her brushing her teeth in her room all the time”
Me:
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
When my son was about 8 or 9, we were playing that most likely/best game. And the question was who has the best dental hygiene. My son says me and my sis asked how he came up with his answer and he says
“Because I hear her brushing her teeth in her room all the time”
Me:
“Because I hear her brushing her teeth in her room all the time”
Me:
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
What's fucked up is in the 70s and 80s sex toys didn't have whisper quiet motors yet. So if you heard a diesel jackhammer in the middle of the night you knew what was happening 😣
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
What's fucked up is in the 70s and 80s sex toys didn't have whisper quiet motors yet. So if you heard a diesel jackhammer in the middle of the night you knew what was happening 😣
Lmao. Forgot to take this cheap ring off 😬
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Lmao. Forgot to take this cheap ring off 😬
Got nice wired headphones yesterday, broke them today. Cat jumped off me tangled in the left ear.
Dick
Dick
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Got nice wired headphones yesterday, broke them today. Cat jumped off me tangled in the left ear.
Dick
Dick
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Was JUST about to say the same shit, lol. Jesus sending everybody to hell when he returns.
EYE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT!!!
Yall expecting Jesus to come back and yall sporting the very thing he was nailed to?! 😂😭😭😭
Jesus, when yall pray:
Yall expecting Jesus to come back and yall sporting the very thing he was nailed to?! 😂😭😭😭
Jesus, when yall pray:
a man is talking on a cell phone and making a face .
ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone and making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Was JUST about to say the same shit, lol. Jesus sending everybody to hell when he returns.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Pro tip: If you are joking on your spouse in front of company. Make sure they’ve heard the joke before and find it funny too 💀
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Pro tip: If you are joking on your spouse in front of company. Make sure they’ve heard the joke before and find it funny too 💀
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Me and my wife met a coworker and her husband for dinner. Was a good time until her coworker joked “I knew my husband was for me the moment I saw him. Tall, well dressed, and slightly ugly.” He didn’t laugh and looked visibly offended so it was awkward for the rest of the night.
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Me and my wife met a coworker and her husband for dinner. Was a good time until her coworker joked “I knew my husband was for me the moment I saw him. Tall, well dressed, and slightly ugly.” He didn’t laugh and looked visibly offended so it was awkward for the rest of the night.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Nah I'm criiiinnee 😂😂😂😂
January 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Nah I'm criiiinnee 😂😂😂😂
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Like, you don't have to be friends with your neighbors, but at least friendly to start. Even if it's just acknowledging them when you see them. That goes a long way.
I can’t tell you how many times I have said “get to know your neighbors” and had people reply that they don’t WANT to know their neighbors. We’ve created an antisocial society; no wonder it’s crumbling.
Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Like, you don't have to be friends with your neighbors, but at least friendly to start. Even if it's just acknowledging them when you see them. That goes a long way.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
the fact that this *could* be real is frying me.
Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
the fact that this *could* be real is frying me.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
The ONLY thing that connects "legacy media" to the organizations that created their legacies in the first place are names like "ABC News" and "The Washington Post" etc.
Everything else is gone. The organizational structure, the people who built those legacies, even the business model itself.
Everything else is gone. The organizational structure, the people who built those legacies, even the business model itself.
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The ONLY thing that connects "legacy media" to the organizations that created their legacies in the first place are names like "ABC News" and "The Washington Post" etc.
Everything else is gone. The organizational structure, the people who built those legacies, even the business model itself.
Everything else is gone. The organizational structure, the people who built those legacies, even the business model itself.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
If CBS News had to call itself Skydance News instead, would people who have trusted CBS News since the Walter Cronkite era still see them as a reliable source for information? No. They'd be like "who tf is Skydance?"
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
If CBS News had to call itself Skydance News instead, would people who have trusted CBS News since the Walter Cronkite era still see them as a reliable source for information? No. They'd be like "who tf is Skydance?"
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
Imagine how different people would view news organizations if they had to go by the name of their parent company instead of keeping the name that earned them trust with the public generations ago.
The Amazon Post
Viacom News
Comcast Broadcasting Corporation
The Warner-Discovery News Network
The Amazon Post
Viacom News
Comcast Broadcasting Corporation
The Warner-Discovery News Network
January 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Imagine how different people would view news organizations if they had to go by the name of their parent company instead of keeping the name that earned them trust with the public generations ago.
The Amazon Post
Viacom News
Comcast Broadcasting Corporation
The Warner-Discovery News Network
The Amazon Post
Viacom News
Comcast Broadcasting Corporation
The Warner-Discovery News Network
The worst timeline keeps getting worser.
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre confirmed he received this message from Trump:
![NEW: President Trump letter to Jonas Gahr Store links Nobel Prize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jmte4w4x7ukciit6lci6ziau/bafkreihiddkacymmesu2re4n4nmlra6p5u5zepo3donk3p7zqs3l6xi654@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The worst timeline keeps getting worser.
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
I thought i heard my name, turned around, didn’t see nobody.
Had to look again but look down for short people. It was @brosninja.bsky.social
Had to look again but look down for short people. It was @brosninja.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I thought i heard my name, turned around, didn’t see nobody.
Had to look again but look down for short people. It was @brosninja.bsky.social
Had to look again but look down for short people. It was @brosninja.bsky.social
Reposted by 𝗡𝗼
And when people repost it in earnest
it’s so funny when some rando makes a post that starts with BREAKING, like i’m sorry jeff but you know you’re not a newspaper, right?
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
And when people repost it in earnest