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· Nov 16
Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
The production team was not on it. What a weird yet funny mistake to have in a movie cuz you definitely would get a misspelled cake in real life. And apparently they did 😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The production team was not on it. What a weird yet funny mistake to have in a movie cuz you definitely would get a misspelled cake in real life. And apparently they did 😂
Other countries should be running ads about how $2/day can help feed a starving American family cuz their government won’t
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Other countries should be running ads about how $2/day can help feed a starving American family cuz their government won’t
As a whole, Americans are too miserable in their day to day life to collectively bargain.
We could continually be getting everything we deserve and want if we go on strike every time the government mistreats us.
But that crushing boot of capitalism and miserable home lives prevent it.
We could continually be getting everything we deserve and want if we go on strike every time the government mistreats us.
But that crushing boot of capitalism and miserable home lives prevent it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
As a whole, Americans are too miserable in their day to day life to collectively bargain.
We could continually be getting everything we deserve and want if we go on strike every time the government mistreats us.
But that crushing boot of capitalism and miserable home lives prevent it.
We could continually be getting everything we deserve and want if we go on strike every time the government mistreats us.
But that crushing boot of capitalism and miserable home lives prevent it.
‘Hard working rich people’ all have passive income and tell you the secret is passive income.
Which is inherently the opposite of hard work.
Which is inherently the opposite of hard work.
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
‘Hard working rich people’ all have passive income and tell you the secret is passive income.
Which is inherently the opposite of hard work.
Which is inherently the opposite of hard work.
‘I didn’t vote for the felonies/crimes!’
Well you sure as shit didn’t vote against them and knew he’s a recidivist criminal so…
Well you sure as shit didn’t vote against them and knew he’s a recidivist criminal so…
"I didn't vote for this"
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
‘I didn’t vote for the felonies/crimes!’
Well you sure as shit didn’t vote against them and knew he’s a recidivist criminal so…
Well you sure as shit didn’t vote against them and knew he’s a recidivist criminal so…
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Nvm. Bluesky RUINS video quality omg. It’s worse than the bird app.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Nvm. Bluesky RUINS video quality omg. It’s worse than the bird app.
If I win the lottery and end up needing anything more than a mil for healthcare, I’ma gone head scoot home to meet my maker.
cuz i would not be subsidizing that greed
cuz i would not be subsidizing that greed
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If I win the lottery and end up needing anything more than a mil for healthcare, I’ma gone head scoot home to meet my maker.
cuz i would not be subsidizing that greed
cuz i would not be subsidizing that greed
One of my friends did something really stupid and I told him ‘that’s something an idiot would do’
And he got mad and said I called him stupid.
Which I did not. I said that choice of action was incredibly fucking stupid, take it however you want.
And he got mad and said I called him stupid.
Which I did not. I said that choice of action was incredibly fucking stupid, take it however you want.
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
One of my friends did something really stupid and I told him ‘that’s something an idiot would do’
And he got mad and said I called him stupid.
Which I did not. I said that choice of action was incredibly fucking stupid, take it however you want.
And he got mad and said I called him stupid.
Which I did not. I said that choice of action was incredibly fucking stupid, take it however you want.
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"I didn't vote for this"
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I didn't vote for this"
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
Yes you did. You just voted for it to happen to someone else so you could watch the highlights of their suffering on Fox News.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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It’s cause you have extra time since you don’t have to do your hair everyday.
I fold my laundry right away because I'm better than y'all
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s cause you have extra time since you don’t have to do your hair everyday.
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My favorite is when the drug is for something like dandruff and one of the side effects is "uncontrollable bowel movements and death".
Commercials for prescription drugs is the silliest shit ever to me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My favorite is when the drug is for something like dandruff and one of the side effects is "uncontrollable bowel movements and death".
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Cried. Asked for help.
What did you do to take care of yourself today?
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Cried. Asked for help.
‘If you’re really poor, how come you’re not in black and white?!’
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
‘If you’re really poor, how come you’re not in black and white?!’
I have been on fb yelling this since 2021
There’s a ‘NOLA style’ restaurant serving po-boys for $16.99. TFYM?!
There’s a ‘NOLA style’ restaurant serving po-boys for $16.99. TFYM?!
They gotta change the name of the "Po Boy" if they gonna change $20 for the mufucka
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I have been on fb yelling this since 2021
There’s a ‘NOLA style’ restaurant serving po-boys for $16.99. TFYM?!
There’s a ‘NOLA style’ restaurant serving po-boys for $16.99. TFYM?!
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Hasan is 100% spot on here regarding Gal Gadot.
She's just a more socially accepted kind of nazi, and I will never apologize about saying that.
She's just a more socially accepted kind of nazi, and I will never apologize about saying that.
Holy shit the rants Hasan goes on in his streams are now making it into Variety (no lies detected btw)
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Hasan Piker calls Gal Gadot “a dogsh*t actress” and quips: “She has no business [being at the Oscars] for the crime of what she has done to not only the DC franchise, but really any movie she’s been a part of.”
“All jokes aside,” he continued, “Gal Gadot serves an important role in normalizing Israel as not a fascist ethno-state, but instead a place where a lot of beautiful women come from. And those beautiful women happen to serve in the IDF, because there’s also this weird sexualization of the forces as well that takes place, and it plays another role in normalizing Israel and its activities and actions, and whitewashing it.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreigthuiyz2d5d7dkyogoytupmk2hucarvcws3qmsoibragj66s2svy@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hasan is 100% spot on here regarding Gal Gadot.
She's just a more socially accepted kind of nazi, and I will never apologize about saying that.
She's just a more socially accepted kind of nazi, and I will never apologize about saying that.
I am jonesing for a Zero bar rn.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am jonesing for a Zero bar rn.
I think I might go catch a matinee The Running Man tomorrow.
I wanna see the new take on it. 🤷🏾♂️
I wanna see the new take on it. 🤷🏾♂️
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I think I might go catch a matinee The Running Man tomorrow.
I wanna see the new take on it. 🤷🏾♂️
I wanna see the new take on it. 🤷🏾♂️
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If you live in Alexandria I have a show tomorrow night! Come see me!
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you live in Alexandria I have a show tomorrow night! Come see me!
Everybody gonna eating candy corn at my funeral!
Candy corn popcorn. Candy corn ice cream. Candy corn cake.
Everybody getting a candycorn shaped locket of my ashes.
Yall gone remember me.
Candy corn popcorn. Candy corn ice cream. Candy corn cake.
Everybody getting a candycorn shaped locket of my ashes.
Yall gone remember me.
a man in a black jacket is talking to another man and says " you better not be playing with me "
ALT: a man in a black jacket is talking to another man and says " you better not be playing with me "
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Everybody gonna eating candy corn at my funeral!
Candy corn popcorn. Candy corn ice cream. Candy corn cake.
Everybody getting a candycorn shaped locket of my ashes.
Yall gone remember me.
Candy corn popcorn. Candy corn ice cream. Candy corn cake.
Everybody getting a candycorn shaped locket of my ashes.
Yall gone remember me.
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Would've been a top 5 day.
Could you imagine how insane it'd be on social media if it were around when Left Eye burned down Andre Rison's house?
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Would've been a top 5 day.
Shaun King woulda been scamming thru it all 😂
The OJ trial and verdict would've been Hall of Fame days on Twitter.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shaun King woulda been scamming thru it all 😂
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The OJ trial and verdict would've been Hall of Fame days on Twitter.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The OJ trial and verdict would've been Hall of Fame days on Twitter.
The fact that we have crossing guards in some neighborhoods and by the courthouse should indicate we have a car problem, no?
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The fact that we have crossing guards in some neighborhoods and by the courthouse should indicate we have a car problem, no?
I worked in customer service. Also? I survived the midwest
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I worked in customer service. Also? I survived the midwest