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inayamchele.bsky.social
Keebler.
@inayamchele.bsky.social
Retired agent of chaos.
i woke up to clips of Steve Kerr cussing officials out 🫦
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
actually, keep them in your thoughts and prayers. i’ve decided to be a menace since i skeeter this.
i’m going back to work today. with other people. please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i’m going back to work today. with other people. please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 AM
back to 3:30 am workouts until the next break.
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 AM
coming to the gym in jeans at 4:30 in the morning is….
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
they wanted that girl to leave.
Imagine discussing 300 dollars for 2 hours OUTSIDE THE CLUB.
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
be clear, they didn’t spend two hours plotting. they spent two hours hoping she’d say she’d leave so they wouldn’t have to end up saying it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i ate 109 grams of protein today and 1,294 calories.
we got action shedding the holidays.
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
whatever they said Donnie McClurkin did, he did it.
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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"Can we get a thread..."

No!
January 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
exactly and they project that on everybody else!
Y'all never read the follow up post. Just assume filth because y'all whorish
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the fact that ima have to avoid king cake this season because i’m tuning up how fine i am
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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That Twitter shit really not flying over here and EYE, for one, love that
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this right here is the moral of today’s mess.
there was no “long game” or “chess” happening. it was loneliness and desperation.
Loneliness will have you making terrible decisions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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The moral of today’s story:
Loneliness will have you making terrible decisions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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"Ya mans thought shit was that easy"
January 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
this is taking me out, i can’t stop laughing!
That lady married too so they both broke the covenant?
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
she’s so brave!
She did it for y'all tho. She went undercover.
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
just silly as hell
like this was some diabolical plan plsssss
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“checkmate nigga”
somebody who wasn’t playing chess or checkers
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That lady married too so they both broke the covenant?
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
you making yourself look worse than you tryna make him look tbh
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
trying to convince the skyline that you were only playing along with his bs is…. funny.
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM