BUSSIN’
i gotta go back tomorrow.
i gotta go back tomorrow.
Finally got some of them cornbread crisps! Lady told me I got the last two bags😂
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BUSSIN’
i gotta go back tomorrow.
i gotta go back tomorrow.
thc seltzers > alcohol
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
thc seltzers > alcohol
i literally just opened a seltzer
It's weed o'clock
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i literally just opened a seltzer
my husband said he’s not pressed about having mac and cheese this year and i’m really considering not making it and saving the $40 the ingredients would cost 😂
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my husband said he’s not pressed about having mac and cheese this year and i’m really considering not making it and saving the $40 the ingredients would cost 😂
i hope your football team loses today.
Delicious on pancakes.
i hope everyone except people who like cranberry sauce are having a great Saturday!
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i hope your football team loses today.
and them
cornbread crisps from Trader Joe’s?!?!
BUSSIN’
cornbread crisps from Trader Joe’s?!?!
BUSSIN’
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
and them
cornbread crisps from Trader Joe’s?!?!
BUSSIN’
cornbread crisps from Trader Joe’s?!?!
BUSSIN’
pls.
Wholesome
Honest
Open
Respectful
Endearing
Sincere
Yes, we are WHORES.
Honest
Open
Respectful
Endearing
Sincere
Yes, we are WHORES.
Whores.
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
pls.
i just realized that was 10 years ago to the day LMAOOOOOOOO
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i just realized that was 10 years ago to the day LMAOOOOOOOO
that was before he got “saved”
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
that was before he got “saved”
that made me think of this.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
that made me think of this.
somebody go find some of Andrew Schultz old tweets, let’s beat him up next.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
somebody go find some of Andrew Schultz old tweets, let’s beat him up next.
imagine having perfectly good dressing on your plate then saying “give me some cranberry sauce”
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
imagine having perfectly good dressing on your plate then saying “give me some cranberry sauce”
i hope everyone except people who like cranberry sauce are having a great Saturday!
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i hope everyone except people who like cranberry sauce are having a great Saturday!
University of Mississippi aka Ole Miss
Where did ya’ll go to college?
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
University of Mississippi aka Ole Miss
so glad Firestone called me to come get my car before i took this wig off.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
so glad Firestone called me to come get my car before i took this wig off.
Chip entered the raffle for a pair of the Chicago 1’s for the toddler and he hit. 🎉
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chip entered the raffle for a pair of the Chicago 1’s for the toddler and he hit. 🎉
today should have been my 5th workout of the week but that bed was feeling like pure heaven Thursday morning when my alarm went off at 2:45 😭
ima still get it in tho.
ima still get it in tho.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
today should have been my 5th workout of the week but that bed was feeling like pure heaven Thursday morning when my alarm went off at 2:45 😭
ima still get it in tho.
ima still get it in tho.
cider braised chicken on that cheddar scallion biscuit. HANNIT HEA!
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
cider braised chicken on that cheddar scallion biscuit. HANNIT HEA!
the trick to passing out after you make drunk promises is to blame it all on him the next morning. you gotta say HE was the one who passed out and you didn’t wanna wake him up.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the trick to passing out after you make drunk promises is to blame it all on him the next morning. you gotta say HE was the one who passed out and you didn’t wanna wake him up.
this is the look you have right before you start making drunk, filthy promises in the function but you definitely gon’ pass out in the car
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
this is the look you have right before you start making drunk, filthy promises in the function but you definitely gon’ pass out in the car
we have almost successfully potty trained my kid so pls don’t talk to me about diapers AT ALL.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
we have almost successfully potty trained my kid so pls don’t talk to me about diapers AT ALL.
this part right here.
I do not care who changing that baby’s diaper as long as it ain’t me
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
this part right here.
i’m wearing all green to the work Christmas party, so i’m in the gym letting how fine ima look motivate me through this back workout.
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i’m wearing all green to the work Christmas party, so i’m in the gym letting how fine ima look motivate me through this back workout.
this is why i don’t like Cynthia now
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
this is why i don’t like Cynthia now