Chris Cornejo
@cmcnerd.bsky.social
Some guy who makes things for a very specific part of the internet. He/him, always tired.
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
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My feed: Full of talented writers, artists, directors, and massively creative and brilliant people.
Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over.
This is not a criticism.
Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over.
This is not a criticism.
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My feed: Full of talented writers, artists, directors, and massively creative and brilliant people.
Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over.
This is not a criticism.
Also my feed: Hey, y'all. Here's a robot kicking its controller in the balls. We're just gonna keep sharing it over and over and over.
This is not a criticism.
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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movies used to ask questions. like what if there was a Money Train
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
movies used to ask questions. like what if there was a Money Train
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Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
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Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.
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<the internet, an amazing tool that connects humanity across the entire globe, under late-stage capitalism> - “please help me pay my medical bills and not starve to death”
<the internet where everyone’s basic needs are met> - “yooooo, check out this cool shit I did, what’re you into?”
<the internet where everyone’s basic needs are met> - “yooooo, check out this cool shit I did, what’re you into?”
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
<the internet, an amazing tool that connects humanity across the entire globe, under late-stage capitalism> - “please help me pay my medical bills and not starve to death”
<the internet where everyone’s basic needs are met> - “yooooo, check out this cool shit I did, what’re you into?”
<the internet where everyone’s basic needs are met> - “yooooo, check out this cool shit I did, what’re you into?”
Calvin & Hobbes is the closest thing to a pop culture a sacred text I can think of, largely because Bill Watterson hasn't allowed any IP rot (passing up massive wealth to do so). Just let it be the thing it is, stop trying to make a franchise out of every possible thing.
This headline starts unremarkably, and ends with me seeing red. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Roy Lee Grossed $9B From Movies Like ‘Weapons’ and ‘Minecraft’ But What He Really Wants to Do Is Make ‘Calvin & Hobbes’
In a rare interview, THR’s Producer of the Year, whose 11 credits in 2025 also include ‘The Long Walk’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ explains why studios should give fewer notes and how a psychic dr...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Calvin & Hobbes is the closest thing to a pop culture a sacred text I can think of, largely because Bill Watterson hasn't allowed any IP rot (passing up massive wealth to do so). Just let it be the thing it is, stop trying to make a franchise out of every possible thing.
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me using my humanities education to analyze the background when christopher anderson asks me to pose against this wall
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me using my humanities education to analyze the background when christopher anderson asks me to pose against this wall
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I will continue to mention and congratulate my friends on their baby's length long after it is born
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I will continue to mention and congratulate my friends on their baby's length long after it is born
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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I am convinced that every unexplained question like this in the Narnian books was placed there purposely by C.S. Lewis for the sole purpose of pissing off J.R.R. Tolkien.
I have zero evidence for this but I do not care.
I have zero evidence for this but I do not care.
Wait where did narnias human population come from
like warhammer’s version of the lion witch and the wardrobe if there was also a large human population in narnia at that point
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I am convinced that every unexplained question like this in the Narnian books was placed there purposely by C.S. Lewis for the sole purpose of pissing off J.R.R. Tolkien.
I have zero evidence for this but I do not care.
I have zero evidence for this but I do not care.
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Every morning in 2025 for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every morning in 2025 for some reason
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
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December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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There was an article in The Guardian a few weeks back about how Gen Z find bookshops preferable to online shopping, and a key factor was that an algorithm will offer you 6000 books identical to the one you just finished whereas a bookseller will offer you three that are different but meet the vibe.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There was an article in The Guardian a few weeks back about how Gen Z find bookshops preferable to online shopping, and a key factor was that an algorithm will offer you 6000 books identical to the one you just finished whereas a bookseller will offer you three that are different but meet the vibe.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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Planned obsolescence (making shit that can’t reasonably be repaired or serviced) should be illegal
Fuck enclosed mechanisms that run out of lubrication and break down.
Fuck plastic parts in integral areas that become brittle in 10-15 years.
Fuck making any repair a 50 hour puzzle box hell
Fuck enclosed mechanisms that run out of lubrication and break down.
Fuck plastic parts in integral areas that become brittle in 10-15 years.
Fuck making any repair a 50 hour puzzle box hell
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Planned obsolescence (making shit that can’t reasonably be repaired or serviced) should be illegal
Fuck enclosed mechanisms that run out of lubrication and break down.
Fuck plastic parts in integral areas that become brittle in 10-15 years.
Fuck making any repair a 50 hour puzzle box hell
Fuck enclosed mechanisms that run out of lubrication and break down.
Fuck plastic parts in integral areas that become brittle in 10-15 years.
Fuck making any repair a 50 hour puzzle box hell
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the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the forced self-censorship gibberish we all have to do on social media now is having a devastating effect on the way people communicate with each other. nobody in a healthy society is saying "unalived"