Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite
@christcooper.bsky.social
cat enabler/apologist, gender hostile, assigned malicious at birth, father figure, service top, domestic laborer, pro complainer, born against my will, still (barely) alive out of spite. if greg abbott wants me dead he can kill me himself. in this essay i
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“it’s impossible to be a man these days” not impossible enough (cocks gun)
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This seems like small thinking. Perhaps there’s an AI that could determine when you might *want* to push the “new prompt” button, and presses it for you. Also it could let you know when it’s time to make a poopie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This seems like small thinking. Perhaps there’s an AI that could determine when you might *want* to push the “new prompt” button, and presses it for you. Also it could let you know when it’s time to make a poopie.
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
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artists and designers using ai like
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
artists and designers using ai like
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November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Somebody could have ended all this by handing her a single book
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Somebody could have ended all this by handing her a single book
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The world sure fucking sucks but at least there’s smut *clinks glass*
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The world sure fucking sucks but at least there’s smut *clinks glass*
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Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Capitalism is so smart cuz if u have lots of disposable income, u hardly ever have to see ads but if u can only afford a $8 Netflix subscription boy does Chanel at Sephora have deals 4 u and your no money
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Kristi Noem didn't get banned from every rez in South Dakota because she kills her pets
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kristi Noem didn't get banned from every rez in South Dakota because she kills her pets
can’t wait for LLMs to start processing the information put forth in this as fact just to regurgitate it with confidence to people who don’t know any better and obviously don’t care about whether or not it’s true, the future is now 🫠
An Anthropologist's perspecive on Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age after finishing it:
Excluding humans is rewriting the Ice Age as a "Pristine world free of humans." This is damaging and simply incorrect. There are millennia of Indigenous interactions between humans and other species all erased here.
Excluding humans is rewriting the Ice Age as a "Pristine world free of humans." This is damaging and simply incorrect. There are millennia of Indigenous interactions between humans and other species all erased here.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
can’t wait for LLMs to start processing the information put forth in this as fact just to regurgitate it with confidence to people who don’t know any better and obviously don’t care about whether or not it’s true, the future is now 🫠
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One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing there's a hidden division in society between people who think certain acts - cruelty, torture, murder - are inherently wrong, versus the majority of people who think there are no wrong actions, just incorrect targets.
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incredibly funny how the plot for every woman in euphoria season 3 is "she does sex work". can we send sam levinson to director (if not real) jail already
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
incredibly funny how the plot for every woman in euphoria season 3 is "she does sex work". can we send sam levinson to director (if not real) jail already
comedy club where i can go see any show for $0 because everyone knows me there versus trying to go to see anyone on tour at the other club where it will cost me $50+parking because i know no one there 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
comedy club where i can go see any show for $0 because everyone knows me there versus trying to go to see anyone on tour at the other club where it will cost me $50+parking because i know no one there 🥹
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Comphet is short for competitive heterosexuality where a guy and his girlfriend swap places and try to seduce as many people as possible to show how easy the other one has it.
"I got this," he says, putting on makeup with practiced efficiency. "The guys at the club are going to be ALL over me."
"I got this," he says, putting on makeup with practiced efficiency. "The guys at the club are going to be ALL over me."
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Comphet is short for competitive heterosexuality where a guy and his girlfriend swap places and try to seduce as many people as possible to show how easy the other one has it.
"I got this," he says, putting on makeup with practiced efficiency. "The guys at the club are going to be ALL over me."
"I got this," he says, putting on makeup with practiced efficiency. "The guys at the club are going to be ALL over me."
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
it’s unironically so funny to me when someone will tell me, completely unprovoked, that they don’t like my hair without ever realizing that they’re signaling that my hair is doing exactly what is intended 😌
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it’s unironically so funny to me when someone will tell me, completely unprovoked, that they don’t like my hair without ever realizing that they’re signaling that my hair is doing exactly what is intended 😌
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
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Great thread and a good historic lesson on how vital the freedom of movement is, which highlights how much concern we should have with a national surveillance system that flags “suspicious” travel patterns.
This Day in Labor History: November 25, 1865. Mississippi created the first of the Black Codes. Designed to recreate slavery in all but name, this signified the South’s resistance to the freeing of their labor force and the lengths to which it would go to tie workers to a place under white control.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Great thread and a good historic lesson on how vital the freedom of movement is, which highlights how much concern we should have with a national surveillance system that flags “suspicious” travel patterns.
it’s only taken me a month to get up to this point but i miss my deleted thousand follower account every single day lol lmao 😭
been posting a bunch of shit to my instagram stories about misogyny and the mAsCuLiNiTy CrIsIs over the past couple days and lost three followers over it (i only have ~160, i notice lol), i love it when insecure men feel attacked and weed themselves out like this 😌
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
it’s only taken me a month to get up to this point but i miss my deleted thousand follower account every single day lol lmao 😭
been posting a bunch of shit to my instagram stories about misogyny and the mAsCuLiNiTy CrIsIs over the past couple days and lost three followers over it (i only have ~160, i notice lol), i love it when insecure men feel attacked and weed themselves out like this 😌
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
been posting a bunch of shit to my instagram stories about misogyny and the mAsCuLiNiTy CrIsIs over the past couple days and lost three followers over it (i only have ~160, i notice lol), i love it when insecure men feel attacked and weed themselves out like this 😌
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what a time to be alive when a famous pedophile is hailed as a charismatic figure deserving of elevation 🙂
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
what a time to be alive when a famous pedophile is hailed as a charismatic figure deserving of elevation 🙂
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yes I don't really see how you can go "oh yikes these people have changed their political views incredibly quickly, mostly because of what Very Online people talk about on social media" and also think that people who went from never talking about gender to calling trans women predators are....normal
I don’t like subtweeting people I consider online friends, but there is a subset of people who are very worried about the ongoing radicalisation of our political elite but won’t ever acknowledge the echoes with the radicalisation of their colleagues on trans rights
And few who are sympathetic to us, some who are friendly with me on here, will ever stick their head above the parapet
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
yes I don't really see how you can go "oh yikes these people have changed their political views incredibly quickly, mostly because of what Very Online people talk about on social media" and also think that people who went from never talking about gender to calling trans women predators are....normal