Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite
@christcooper.bsky.social
cat enabler/apologist, gender hostile, assigned malicious at birth, father figure, service top, domestic laborer, pro complainer, born against my will, still (barely) alive out of spite. if greg abbott wants me dead he can kill me himself. in this essay i
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“it’s impossible to be a man these days” not impossible enough (cocks gun)
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We never acknowledge how masterfully white supremacist billionaires managed to destroy social media as an organizer tool and completely atomized us. Twitter & tiktok had to be sold. Meta already belonged to them and this app here is a poor man's Twitter but coded to prevent educating and organizing
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We never acknowledge how masterfully white supremacist billionaires managed to destroy social media as an organizer tool and completely atomized us. Twitter & tiktok had to be sold. Meta already belonged to them and this app here is a poor man's Twitter but coded to prevent educating and organizing
it’s happened three (3) separate times now that i’ve been talking to straight cis dudes about testosterone and they call it “test” in the middle of a sentence leaving me like that ??? meme ??? for several seconds because all my homies call it t and i have had to explain this every time lol 😭
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
it’s happened three (3) separate times now that i’ve been talking to straight cis dudes about testosterone and they call it “test” in the middle of a sentence leaving me like that ??? meme ??? for several seconds because all my homies call it t and i have had to explain this every time lol 😭
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Queers. You being yourself, proudly, makes it easier for the next person to do the same. It's so incredibly important to honor that.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Queers. You being yourself, proudly, makes it easier for the next person to do the same. It's so incredibly important to honor that.
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female characters can literally murder in-universe representations of motherhood and STILL get the madonna-ization treatment
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
female characters can literally murder in-universe representations of motherhood and STILL get the madonna-ization treatment
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If you can't handle me at my unhinged posting behavior you don't deserve me at my industry professional.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you can't handle me at my unhinged posting behavior you don't deserve me at my industry professional.
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It is insanity-inducing to be a feminist existing in a world where everyone implicitly understands that sex is about power, and that the powerful's relationship to sexuality is being 'above' the moral standards everyone else is constrained by, but no one fucking articulates it!!!!
i think 'bisexual people exist' in response to the trump sucking clintons cock thing is genuinely bi/homophobic
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It is insanity-inducing to be a feminist existing in a world where everyone implicitly understands that sex is about power, and that the powerful's relationship to sexuality is being 'above' the moral standards everyone else is constrained by, but no one fucking articulates it!!!!
nothing more frustrating than someone taking my bailing to go perform responsibilities as a personal affront against them when no one else is going to take care of my responsibilities for me and i have no choice but to bear the burden alone but yeah this is because i didn’t want to hang out lol lmao
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
nothing more frustrating than someone taking my bailing to go perform responsibilities as a personal affront against them when no one else is going to take care of my responsibilities for me and i have no choice but to bear the burden alone but yeah this is because i didn’t want to hang out lol lmao
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if i gotta see one more lib post going after the republicans for their hypocrisy re: epstein i will go crazy. they're not being hypocritical they're finally being honest. the sexualisation and exploitation of young women and girls is absolutely accepted as normal in our culture
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
if i gotta see one more lib post going after the republicans for their hypocrisy re: epstein i will go crazy. they're not being hypocritical they're finally being honest. the sexualisation and exploitation of young women and girls is absolutely accepted as normal in our culture
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When Altman says he's building a 250 GW center or set of centers, what he's saying to investors is the power requirements of AI will be so huge that no upstart could possibly dislodge us, and that AI will be a significant part of the economy.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When Altman says he's building a 250 GW center or set of centers, what he's saying to investors is the power requirements of AI will be so huge that no upstart could possibly dislodge us, and that AI will be a significant part of the economy.
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Altman, and all these folks don't make predictions in order to predict the future, they make them to a) justify an overclocked corporate valuation, and b) argue for undoing regulations and receiving government support.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Altman, and all these folks don't make predictions in order to predict the future, they make them to a) justify an overclocked corporate valuation, and b) argue for undoing regulations and receiving government support.
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doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
doing a bang up job aaron but at least the pedophiles feel safe
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People yearned for old man yaoi and have to accept the monkey claw.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
People yearned for old man yaoi and have to accept the monkey claw.
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help i just saw someone call trump and clinton doomed yaoi nooooo
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
help i just saw someone call trump and clinton doomed yaoi nooooo
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i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
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not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
not the main point but it should be illegal to interview someone more than 3 times for the same position
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My kingdom for a journalist braver than the troops who will chase this thing down, starting with dialing up William Jefferson Clinton to ask him about a blow job.
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My kingdom for a journalist braver than the troops who will chase this thing down, starting with dialing up William Jefferson Clinton to ask him about a blow job.
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"Somewhat" this is bullshit give them the credit they deserve Barrett is woke as fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Somewhat" this is bullshit give them the credit they deserve Barrett is woke as fuck
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if you have a union you can join, you should. don't take for granted the power that having labor that can be withheld gives you, because people who can't labor don't have that kind of say in things and it's a lot of power to just ignore that you have
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
if you have a union you can join, you should. don't take for granted the power that having labor that can be withheld gives you, because people who can't labor don't have that kind of say in things and it's a lot of power to just ignore that you have
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based on how radical a lot of people who claim to be woke seem to find this stance, i think my most woke opinion might be "children are an oppressed class who need us to stand in solidarity with them to protect their rights and autonomy"
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
based on how radical a lot of people who claim to be woke seem to find this stance, i think my most woke opinion might be "children are an oppressed class who need us to stand in solidarity with them to protect their rights and autonomy"
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Having just read all 618 pages of the worst book I've ever encountered, I would like to speak out in favor of DNFing books.
Don't be like me. If it's unedited racist misogynistic dogshit, you can put it down and walk away 🩷
Don't be like me. If it's unedited racist misogynistic dogshit, you can put it down and walk away 🩷
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Having just read all 618 pages of the worst book I've ever encountered, I would like to speak out in favor of DNFing books.
Don't be like me. If it's unedited racist misogynistic dogshit, you can put it down and walk away 🩷
Don't be like me. If it's unedited racist misogynistic dogshit, you can put it down and walk away 🩷
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transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
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Bunch of zoomers about to ask chatGPT what 'wag the dog' means
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bunch of zoomers about to ask chatGPT what 'wag the dog' means
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i dont care what kind of media you made or consumed. It could be fucked up to all hell but as long as no real human being has been harmed or targeted in its making, you are of SIGNIFICANTLY stronger moral fiber than any of the people who supposedly "lead" us and dont you let them tell you otherwise
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i dont care what kind of media you made or consumed. It could be fucked up to all hell but as long as no real human being has been harmed or targeted in its making, you are of SIGNIFICANTLY stronger moral fiber than any of the people who supposedly "lead" us and dont you let them tell you otherwise
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this is not a novel observation but we live in a world where our leaders are child rapists, meanwhile any human interaction/expression around sex that is NOT taking advantage of another human being against their will is what we are told is ruining the world
this can't keep on like this man
this can't keep on like this man
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
this is not a novel observation but we live in a world where our leaders are child rapists, meanwhile any human interaction/expression around sex that is NOT taking advantage of another human being against their will is what we are told is ruining the world
this can't keep on like this man
this can't keep on like this man