Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite
@christcooper.bsky.social
cat enabler/apologist, gender hostile, assigned malicious at birth, father figure, service top, domestic laborer, pro complainer, born against my will, still (barely) alive out of spite. if greg abbott wants me dead he can kill me himself. in this essay i
i bet they’re glad they asked
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i bet they’re glad they asked
and i’m sorry but this shit is 🍌 bananas 🍌 lmao lol that means there’s been a problem with this before 😭
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
and i’m sorry but this shit is 🍌 bananas 🍌 lmao lol that means there’s been a problem with this before 😭
why does a bathroom have this much overhead lighting is it because y’all want to see your drugs and/or how bad you look?? what are heterosexuals even doing with their lives man
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
why does a bathroom have this much overhead lighting is it because y’all want to see your drugs and/or how bad you look?? what are heterosexuals even doing with their lives man
would you believe that i am very fun at parties
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
would you believe that i am very fun at parties
it’s really happening
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
it’s really happening
i was actually just a generic dirtbag ex-boyfriend (as a bit with a comic friend who was my smokeshow gf) but i am forever whatever someone wants me to be (so, now, david foster wallace) anyway here’s wonderwall
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was actually just a generic dirtbag ex-boyfriend (as a bit with a comic friend who was my smokeshow gf) but i am forever whatever someone wants me to be (so, now, david foster wallace) anyway here’s wonderwall
two people last night asked me if i was david foster wallace and you know what… they were right?
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
two people last night asked me if i was david foster wallace and you know what… they were right?
y’all may have been born in the swamp but i was made, molded, and shaped by it
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
y’all may have been born in the swamp but i was made, molded, and shaped by it
the best part was telling all of them i dressed up like them when, really, i hadn’t dressed up as any of them at all 😌
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
the best part was telling all of them i dressed up like them when, really, i hadn’t dressed up as any of them at all 😌
the patriarchy demon has learned some new (old) information and has made a return sooner than anticipated ✨
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the patriarchy demon has learned some new (old) information and has made a return sooner than anticipated ✨
psa for the able-bodied folks working themselves to death under capitalism: i don’t want to cook for myself after performing a bunch of other labor either but what i’m actually saying is the problem is and has always been capitalism all along.
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
psa for the able-bodied folks working themselves to death under capitalism: i don’t want to cook for myself after performing a bunch of other labor either but what i’m actually saying is the problem is and has always been capitalism all along.
it’s finally here 😭
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it’s finally here 😭
can’t wait for this new profile pic to make me think my posts are someone else having the same thoughts as me 😌
October 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
can’t wait for this new profile pic to make me think my posts are someone else having the same thoughts as me 😌
ughhh finally 😩
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ughhh finally 😩
had a very interesting (derogatory) conversation with a dude in a fedora last night and then this happened 👹
October 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
had a very interesting (derogatory) conversation with a dude in a fedora last night and then this happened 👹
yo there is a GREEN ONE??? capitalism is a flawless and inscrutable system i was wrong i'm sorry
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
yo there is a GREEN ONE??? capitalism is a flawless and inscrutable system i was wrong i'm sorry
sorry but this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen and it is explicitly for me
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
sorry but this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen and it is explicitly for me
all my cats are running around like maniacs which basically only happens when it’s about to get cold (they’re all usually extremely lazy) so maybe it will actually be 60 degrees tonight/tomorrow?? why do i trust my cats more than weather satellites/apps/people 😭
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
all my cats are running around like maniacs which basically only happens when it’s about to get cold (they’re all usually extremely lazy) so maybe it will actually be 60 degrees tonight/tomorrow?? why do i trust my cats more than weather satellites/apps/people 😭
actually posting it here first because i like y’all best (and it turned out so good 😭)
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
actually posting it here first because i like y’all best (and it turned out so good 😭)
called a slur by this instagram ad but it’s gender affirming so i accept 😌
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
called a slur by this instagram ad but it’s gender affirming so i accept 😌
sorry for my transition goals i guess (i’m not sorry)
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
sorry for my transition goals i guess (i’m not sorry)
literally the best hot dogs in houston, it’s got like…. brisket on it 🤤
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
literally the best hot dogs in houston, it’s got like…. brisket on it 🤤
🪽 angel noodle 🍝
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
🪽 angel noodle 🍝
👹 demon worm 🪱
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
👹 demon worm 🪱
“in new caney, near houston” lol y’all are so funny
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“in new caney, near houston” lol y’all are so funny