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Andrew Sorg
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Portland, OR | Antifascist | Nerd | #rctid
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January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I need to learn how to form and maintain adult friendships 👉👈
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Opinion | I’m a Republican senator. If I don’t stand back and let Donald Trump destroy NATO, I’ll be primaried by someone who also lets him destroy NATO but actually thinks that’s a good thing.
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I ate my stupid 20g protein breakfast for my stupid mental health please clap 😤
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Oh great I've started punching in my sleep again ☹️
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Trump is the reincarnation of Cecil Rhodes send tweet
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Here’s part 1 of this week’s 4-part Better Offline Enshittifinancial Crisis Special. I walk you through stage 4 of enshittification, when companies decide to enshittify shareholders, and the concept of stock itself.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
The Enshittifinancial Crisis: Part One
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 01/20/2026 · 36m
podcasts.apple.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
If there is one constant across all history and geography and religion and culture, it is that wealth causes humans to lose their goddamn minds.
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Wherein a BestBus driver goes rogue with a full bus...
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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GOP: we want an extra $5 billion for our secret police to make America for Whites Only.
Dems: you drive a hard bargain. best we can do is $10 billion and no healthcare for people.

Schumer: Im texting you to ask you to help us resist trump. Donate now to...
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This right here is why we need to outlaw wealth. Full stop.
Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I must be getting old bc this is the first time I remember having sore glutes from painting tifo #rctid
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Trump said 'if you're not gonna give me the peace prize I don't care about peace anymore' 😶

He just said it and his head didn't explode even a little.
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Following the vandalism of at least 11 government vehicles or rentals driven by federal law enforcement at a hotel in Eagan, Minnesota last night, it's safe to say—you don't want to stay at a hotel that hosts ICE, or even park your vehicle there. You don't want to host them at your hotel, either.
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I just find it funny that one part of the country thinks Walz is being a total wuss while the other part thinks he's some kind of insurrectionist.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Trump administration has officially reached 2+2=5 levels of lazy-ass lying.
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Inside me are two jerks wearing three-wolf-moon shirts:

One wants to stop being polite to people John Brown would have shot.

The other knows most people assume my 6ft white male ass believe what they do and relishes the opportunity to infiltrate and subvert their ranks.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Normalize telling ICE agents they will hang for this.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests.

This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.

ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Somebody make a sitcom about the Japanese Red Army in the 70s/80s
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM