Andrew Sorg
@andrewsorg.bsky.social
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢
Portland, OR | Antifascist | Nerd | #rctid
𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢 𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢
Portland, OR | Antifascist | Nerd | #rctid
Dude why are my bananas hulking out of their peels?
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Dude why are my bananas hulking out of their peels?
You are correct lol
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You are correct lol
Ron Barba? THE Ron Barba?
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ron Barba? THE Ron Barba?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how fashy is my coworker's new shirt?
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
On a scale from 1 to 10 how fashy is my coworker's new shirt?
Protestors have already shut down the Morrison bridge offramp 🖤
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Protestors have already shut down the Morrison bridge offramp 🖤
I knew that malicious POS would block me so here's the screenshot:
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I knew that malicious POS would block me so here's the screenshot:
From the hop, all the writing is fucked. Literally all of it.
![AI generated video of a child wearing an OLD NOBY [sic] shirt standing in front of a Wal Mart [sic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zcwceyfyrt7bu4m22qfycriu/bafkreidxn7gac5q47nhf2oqj2oonq4k7f7yvdmwtcwkvkpy7vaxfz7cieq@jpeg)
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
From the hop, all the writing is fucked. Literally all of it.
Not me checking all my sicko vanity plate ideas. Current fav that is still available:
September 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Not me checking all my sicko vanity plate ideas. Current fav that is still available:
Apropos of nothing, a Shutterstock photo of a worker throwing a bucket of water on the face of a giant gold statue of Türkmenbaşy.
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Apropos of nothing, a Shutterstock photo of a worker throwing a bucket of water on the face of a giant gold statue of Türkmenbaşy.
Not me just now realizing my new phone has no headphone jack
September 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not me just now realizing my new phone has no headphone jack
Not Wilhoit's hypothesis playing out in real time.
September 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Not Wilhoit's hypothesis playing out in real time.
Apropos of nothing...
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Apropos of nothing...
Huh. The car in that 35yr old DOS game looks familiar.
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Huh. The car in that 35yr old DOS game looks familiar.
"Trump says social media conspiracies about his death were wrong"
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September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Trump says social media conspiracies about his death were wrong"
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