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It was my turn to do the Christmas lights this year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Baby shark conservation news! In the past week, the RARCC nursery “shark nannies” welcomed two very special zebra shark pups, Jelly (female) and PowerTee (male), the first two pups to hatch from Peanut & Butter’s eggs sent to the nursery.

📹 Jelly dislodging her first snail off the bottom for eating
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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There you go. Donald Trump & Benny Hill.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Might it be because you’re a Tory sympathising compromised shit-weasel, Chris?
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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A UK female spitfire pilot, 1944, known as a ferry pilot, delivering newly manufactured aircrafts from the factory to airfields #WomensArt
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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a long read on kim hellberg and what #boro fans can expect from the new head coach 🇸🇪

▪️ his knack of improving clubs
▪️ meticulous concept driven coach
▪️ why boro fans are “in for a ride”
▪️ strength in man management

✍️ my latest for vital football

vitalfootball.co.uk/what-middles...
What Middlesbrough Fans Can Expect From Kim Hellberg
Kim Hellberg has been officially announced as Middlesbrough head coach, but what can Boro fans expect from the Swede?
vitalfootball.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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And now for the latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Cool Han Luke
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Buck Fruits

England and Wales, Census, 1861
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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2.15pm, BBC Radio 4, today!
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Major Tom: Tell my wife I love her very much.

Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All night long?
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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which #boro players do you think could be the big winners from kim hellberg’s arrival?

have a read of my picks ⤵️✍️

vitalfootball.co.uk/winners-of-k...
5 Winners of Hellberg’s Arrival at Middlesbrough
Here are the five potential winners from Kim Hellberg’s arrival at Middlesbrough and why they will thrive under him.
vitalfootball.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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@vaun.bsky.social I see @dangelos.bsky.social was on "Who Do You Think You Are?" Last night.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Less news, more comedy, please.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I find that the existing emojis don't cover the full range of emotions I need to express how I feel about some replies to my jokes. So I've decided to make my own.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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i prefer when folks wearing babies strapped to their chest face the baby forward so it looks like the parent is just an assistive device for a little wobbly tyrant
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Outstanding
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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WORD OF THE DAY.

Cortisol.

To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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My signature wrestling move:
August 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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Seen on FB.
September 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The Times birthday column today. Really looking forward to the arrival of a sister, Enid Rhythm Galore.
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM