Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
i'm not a hollywood exec, but it seems like the worst time in the world to reboot a show with a name and "Files" in it
February 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i'm not a hollywood exec, but it seems like the worst time in the world to reboot a show with a name and "Files" in it
found on the coffeeshop’s free bookshelf. there’s something about naming a line of action figures PEOPLE that makes this feel like it fell off an alien ship or thru a dimensional wormhole.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
found on the coffeeshop’s free bookshelf. there’s something about naming a line of action figures PEOPLE that makes this feel like it fell off an alien ship or thru a dimensional wormhole.
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
this is like if the Jeremy Renner app was an actual place you could visit
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
this is like if the Jeremy Renner app was an actual place you could visit
living in a shitpost-democracy
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
living in a shitpost-democracy
me, out loud, watching PRIMATE when the monkey tries to rip a second person's jaw off: "Boooo, you already killed someone that way Ben!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
me, out loud, watching PRIMATE when the monkey tries to rip a second person's jaw off: "Boooo, you already killed someone that way Ben!"
- ogre known for eating children says one thing that can be interpreted as slightly critical of the king between bites
-average resist poster: i love them, we need more of this
-average resist poster: i love them, we need more of this
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
- ogre known for eating children says one thing that can be interpreted as slightly critical of the king between bites
-average resist poster: i love them, we need more of this
-average resist poster: i love them, we need more of this
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Anyway: you can buy it here, and if you feel like writing a 5 star Goodreads or Amazon review, I would very much appreciate it 🙏
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The Last Band On Earth (complete digital edition) - ElaineMWill's Ko-fi Shop
At long last, the COMPLETE graphic novel, in DRM-free PDF form!
Nat and her bandmates in The Dead Layaways want to go on tour, but the demonic entiti...
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February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Anyway: you can buy it here, and if you feel like writing a 5 star Goodreads or Amazon review, I would very much appreciate it 🙏
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i wasn't going to watch THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER until I looked at the cast list and even if my only takeaway from the movie is the image in my head of Kirsten Stewart directing Jim Belushi, that's enough to warrant a rental
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
i wasn't going to watch THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER until I looked at the cast list and even if my only takeaway from the movie is the image in my head of Kirsten Stewart directing Jim Belushi, that's enough to warrant a rental
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February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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zola vs The Stick, day 6
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
zola vs The Stick, day 6
correction, americans HAD a weed problem: having to rely on a guy who is in your contacts as "Onion Man" (because onions was his code word) who required you to meet him in the parking lot of a suburban grocery store to buy mystery strains for exorbitant prices
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
correction, americans HAD a weed problem: having to rely on a guy who is in your contacts as "Onion Man" (because onions was his code word) who required you to meet him in the parking lot of a suburban grocery store to buy mystery strains for exorbitant prices
i don't need a surveillance camera doorbell, i will just continue my blanket policy of refusing to open my door to anyone
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
i don't need a surveillance camera doorbell, i will just continue my blanket policy of refusing to open my door to anyone
it takes at least 8 hours to make burmese red pork stew properly but i finally made it again tonight and it’s like being hugged from the inside
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
it takes at least 8 hours to make burmese red pork stew properly but i finally made it again tonight and it’s like being hugged from the inside
some weird reverse trojan horsing going on when the captcha makes you prove you're human to admit you to a site that it turns out is full of AI generated text
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
some weird reverse trojan horsing going on when the captcha makes you prove you're human to admit you to a site that it turns out is full of AI generated text
she technically can sleep without a pillow, but i try to ensure she never has to
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 AM
she technically can sleep without a pillow, but i try to ensure she never has to
"music for people who have tattoos of their kids' names but not custody"
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
"music for people who have tattoos of their kids' names but not custody"
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A 24 pg one shot adventure comic about an all-female rock band collecting the three stories that originally ran in DARK HORSE PRESENTS.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Sign up now so you won't miss out on Laser Joan & the Rayguns, collection the 3 part DHP story by me, @djkirkbride.bsky.social @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social @gofrankgo.bsky.social & @jordiperez.bsky.social! Rock stars & spies, friendship & loss, ROCK & ROLL!
in the same spirit that folks advise you to have a glass of water between alcoholic drinks to prevent hangovers, i recommend blocking someone between posts on here to prevent your timeline from getting any stupider
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
in the same spirit that folks advise you to have a glass of water between alcoholic drinks to prevent hangovers, i recommend blocking someone between posts on here to prevent your timeline from getting any stupider
i take some small comfort knowing that me in my hovel just getting by is miles happier than the apartheid billionaire doing edgelord backflips to get incels to think he's cool and the leader of the free world sitting up all night in his own shit posting racist memes to feel better about himself
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
i take some small comfort knowing that me in my hovel just getting by is miles happier than the apartheid billionaire doing edgelord backflips to get incels to think he's cool and the leader of the free world sitting up all night in his own shit posting racist memes to feel better about himself
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February 6, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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this year is the 50th anniversary of Mort Garson's amazing album, PLANTASIA, which took folks awhile to realize how good it is since its distribution consisted of giving away copies to people who bought a plant from a store called Mother Earth on Melrose Avenue in LA or a Simmons mattress from Sears
February 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
this year is the 50th anniversary of Mort Garson's amazing album, PLANTASIA, which took folks awhile to realize how good it is since its distribution consisted of giving away copies to people who bought a plant from a store called Mother Earth on Melrose Avenue in LA or a Simmons mattress from Sears
zola vs The Stick, day 5
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
zola vs The Stick, day 5
guy at the dog park rocking the rare full cloak + fanny pack combo
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
guy at the dog park rocking the rare full cloak + fanny pack combo