Christopher Sebela
@xtop.bsky.social
4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. they/them // christophersebela.com
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
new cold weather variation unlocked: egg mode
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
zola accidentally prevented this chicken from leaving their yard
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
finally some youtuber merch i won't be ashamed to wear in 9 months because they've been revealed to be a sociopath
when two brain cells meet
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when two brain cells meet
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
first time i’ve seen these nintendo-looking berries from the harlequin glorybower (aka the peanut butter tree or smelly tree)
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
zola’s pose of choice when asleep upon her multi-blanketed throne
got this email full of pure unhinged energy via my site an hour ago and not to criticize or anything, but the GOP should really direct their energy more effectively than emailing someone who wrote a Ghost Rider issue once if they're trying to make the Epstein files seem okay (this is a tiny excerpt)
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
got this email full of pure unhinged energy via my site an hour ago and not to criticize or anything, but the GOP should really direct their energy more effectively than emailing someone who wrote a Ghost Rider issue once if they're trying to make the Epstein files seem okay (this is a tiny excerpt)
discovered the neighborhood yuletide spider and this is the kind of iconography that would finally get me excited about christmas again
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
discovered the neighborhood yuletide spider and this is the kind of iconography that would finally get me excited about christmas again
how it started (1 hour ago) - how it’s going
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
how it started (1 hour ago) - how it’s going
good vibes only at the dog park today
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
good vibes only at the dog park today
wikipedia sending me emails titled like some emo kid setting their away message on AIM
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
wikipedia sending me emails titled like some emo kid setting their away message on AIM
i now measure rainfall in portland by the ancient bucket metric and we’ve gotten at least two bucketfuls this week
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i now measure rainfall in portland by the ancient bucket metric and we’ve gotten at least two bucketfuls this week
mine left up the astro corpse, a decoration for all holidays
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
mine left up the astro corpse, a decoration for all holidays
feeling blessed to wake up under the watchful eye of this fat squirrel outside my bedroom window
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
feeling blessed to wake up under the watchful eye of this fat squirrel outside my bedroom window
my dog loves eating grass on walks so i grew her some to eat at home and the absolute disrespect both i and my grass get is wild
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my dog loves eating grass on walks so i grew her some to eat at home and the absolute disrespect both i and my grass get is wild
woke up to find a burglar in my house. i showed her where the treats are and she agreed to leave the ps5.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
woke up to find a burglar in my house. i showed her where the treats are and she agreed to leave the ps5.
fuck-marry-kill on impossible mode
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
fuck-marry-kill on impossible mode
anyone can react with a “ha ha” or heart emoji sticker, but i am going a different way by only reacting with different pics of my dog from now on
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
anyone can react with a “ha ha” or heart emoji sticker, but i am going a different way by only reacting with different pics of my dog from now on
i do not recognize this new establishment as the proper clown motel
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i do not recognize this new establishment as the proper clown motel
we’re so back (at the dog park)
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
we’re so back (at the dog park)
just finished BAT EATER by Kylie Lee Baker. my first real foray into covid fiction was a stunner. grisly and spooky and sad and, despite all those adjectives, kinda comforting.
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
just finished BAT EATER by Kylie Lee Baker. my first real foray into covid fiction was a stunner. grisly and spooky and sad and, despite all those adjectives, kinda comforting.
mine needs a new battery and is definitely not cooler than anyone’s watch
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
mine needs a new battery and is definitely not cooler than anyone’s watch
i love this shot from MIDSOMMAR that happens about an hour in, the movie is looking back at the audience like “check this out, this movie is about to get fucked up”
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i love this shot from MIDSOMMAR that happens about an hour in, the movie is looking back at the audience like “check this out, this movie is about to get fucked up”
turns out that 5th jeans pocket is designed to hold a tube of dog pee that your vet requested you bring in
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
turns out that 5th jeans pocket is designed to hold a tube of dog pee that your vet requested you bring in