ProdnoseAsWas
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Formerly famous fat head & farceur, inventor of the Zeelman Flay (pat. pending) and one half of Danny Kelly's Performing Rat Wonderland. Sole Ambassador for Threadgold's Thorough-Grip Garterettes
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
Blue Oyster Cult's masterpiece is the album "Secret Treaties".
The opening track "Career Of Evil" was co written by Patti Smith.
Never knew she sang it with them. Well, she did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsE8...
The opening track "Career Of Evil" was co written by Patti Smith.
Never knew she sang it with them. Well, she did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsE8...
Blue Oyster Cult with Patti Smith and Allen Lanier - Career of Evil (Rehearsal)
YouTube video by AB3348
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September 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Blue Oyster Cult's masterpiece is the album "Secret Treaties".
The opening track "Career Of Evil" was co written by Patti Smith.
Never knew she sang it with them. Well, she did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsE8...
The opening track "Career Of Evil" was co written by Patti Smith.
Never knew she sang it with them. Well, she did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsE8...
Wonderful this.
Boris Karloff, Vincent Price and Red Skelton sing "The Two Of Us".
Boris recreates his famous Frankenstein wave halfway through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXi...
Boris Karloff, Vincent Price and Red Skelton sing "The Two Of Us".
Boris recreates his famous Frankenstein wave halfway through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXi...
Boris Karloff and Vincent Price Sing 'The Two of Us'
YouTube video by Chris
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September 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wonderful this.
Boris Karloff, Vincent Price and Red Skelton sing "The Two Of Us".
Boris recreates his famous Frankenstein wave halfway through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXi...
Boris Karloff, Vincent Price and Red Skelton sing "The Two Of Us".
Boris recreates his famous Frankenstein wave halfway through.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXi...
Fact is, if England were playing against Erling Haaland tonight we would still be losing 4-3.
September 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fact is, if England were playing against Erling Haaland tonight we would still be losing 4-3.
Another England game where the crowd have been silenced (not in a good way) and match commentary has been reduced to muttering and mumbling, desperately searching for positives.
#SRBENG
#SRBENG
September 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Another England game where the crowd have been silenced (not in a good way) and match commentary has been reduced to muttering and mumbling, desperately searching for positives.
#SRBENG
#SRBENG
Blue Oyster Cult were a terrific band so much more than "Don't Fear The Reaper".
Secret Treaties was their masterpiece. This track opened that LP. Insanely good lyrics by Patti Smith.
"I'd spend your ransom money, but still I'd keep your sheep".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjB...
Secret Treaties was their masterpiece. This track opened that LP. Insanely good lyrics by Patti Smith.
"I'd spend your ransom money, but still I'd keep your sheep".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjB...
Career of Evil
YouTube video by Blue Öyster Cult - Topic
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September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Blue Oyster Cult were a terrific band so much more than "Don't Fear The Reaper".
Secret Treaties was their masterpiece. This track opened that LP. Insanely good lyrics by Patti Smith.
"I'd spend your ransom money, but still I'd keep your sheep".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjB...
Secret Treaties was their masterpiece. This track opened that LP. Insanely good lyrics by Patti Smith.
"I'd spend your ransom money, but still I'd keep your sheep".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjB...
It is Keanu Reeves birthday. Here is when I met him to promote the movie Speed. Still pretty funny I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxkN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxkN...
Keanu Reeves - Speed Interview (The Danny Baker Show BBC 1994)
YouTube video by Chrome Waves
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September 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is Keanu Reeves birthday. Here is when I met him to promote the movie Speed. Still pretty funny I think.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxkN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxkN...
Wow. Never realised Max Bygraves mum was a Mrs Doubtfire Garry Shandling.
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wow. Never realised Max Bygraves mum was a Mrs Doubtfire Garry Shandling.
Heads up everyone!
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
September 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Heads up everyone!
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
We met in 1979.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We met in 1979.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Me at the NME 1979. I'm 21.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
August 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me at the NME 1979. I'm 21.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
Man United still looking like a stodgy old mid-table team. No real threat or flair.
LumpenPrem.
LumpenPrem.
August 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Man United still looking like a stodgy old mid-table team. No real threat or flair.
LumpenPrem.
LumpenPrem.
Everyone explaining how the rules say no attacker can be within one metre of a wall with three defenders in it but nobody is saying, "Why? Why can't a player be within a metre of three players? Who brought that in? And what for?"
#MeddlingBureaucracy #AntiGoalGargoyles
#MeddlingBureaucracy #AntiGoalGargoyles
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Everyone explaining how the rules say no attacker can be within one metre of a wall with three defenders in it but nobody is saying, "Why? Why can't a player be within a metre of three players? Who brought that in? And what for?"
#MeddlingBureaucracy #AntiGoalGargoyles
#MeddlingBureaucracy #AntiGoalGargoyles
It is estimated that we now spend one third of our adult lives pouring over food packaging looking for Sell By Dates.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
August 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It is estimated that we now spend one third of our adult lives pouring over food packaging looking for Sell By Dates.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Just tried to buy a t-shirt featuring the band Kokomo. There is no company offering Kokomo album T-Shirts.
And yet we dare to call ourselves civilised.
And yet we dare to call ourselves civilised.
August 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Just tried to buy a t-shirt featuring the band Kokomo. There is no company offering Kokomo album T-Shirts.
And yet we dare to call ourselves civilised.
And yet we dare to call ourselves civilised.
Premier League season gets underway.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
August 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Premier League season gets underway.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Watching a doc on how the Soviets pushed the Nazi's out of Russia in 1944 and, detailing German POW's, this shot came up.
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Watching a doc on how the Soviets pushed the Nazi's out of Russia in 1944 and, detailing German POW's, this shot came up.
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
Good Evening, Everyone!
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
George Harrison was NOT stifled by the Beatles.
"All Things Must Pass" is a goodish single album.
After that there's not a great deal.
Love George but that's the truth.
"All Things Must Pass" is a goodish single album.
After that there's not a great deal.
Love George but that's the truth.
August 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
George Harrison was NOT stifled by the Beatles.
"All Things Must Pass" is a goodish single album.
After that there's not a great deal.
Love George but that's the truth.
"All Things Must Pass" is a goodish single album.
After that there's not a great deal.
Love George but that's the truth.
It has taken me 52 years to realise that the third Roxy Music album (Stranded) fades in exactly where the second Roxy album (For Your Pleasure) faded out.
Subtle that.
Subtle that.
August 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It has taken me 52 years to realise that the third Roxy Music album (Stranded) fades in exactly where the second Roxy album (For Your Pleasure) faded out.
Subtle that.
Subtle that.
Immortal Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLo4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLo4...
Lynn Anderson - Rose Garden (1970) (Stereo / Lyrics)
YouTube video by LilLinks
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August 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Immortal Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLo4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLo4...
I always suspected this. Our dog Bear knows something we don't.
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I always suspected this. Our dog Bear knows something we don't.
Ray Brooks in the landmark film, Cathy Come Home.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ray Brooks in the landmark film, Cathy Come Home.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.