ProdnoseAsWas
@lordshortcake.bsky.social
Formerly famous fat head & farceur, inventor of the Zeelman Flay (pat. pending) and one half of Danny Kelly's Performing Rat Wonderland. Sole Ambassador for Threadgold's Thorough-Grip Garterettes
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
Currently kicking the legs up here: patreon.com/dannybaker
He was but a few years away from his French Horn hat.
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
He was but a few years away from his French Horn hat.
Wow. Never realised Max Bygraves mum was a Mrs Doubtfire Garry Shandling.
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wow. Never realised Max Bygraves mum was a Mrs Doubtfire Garry Shandling.
Heads up everyone!
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
September 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Heads up everyone!
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.
We met in 1979.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We met in 1979.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Last Saturday saw us 37 years married (at which time we already had two kids)
Me & Wend, still stepping out, on holiday last week.
Me at the NME 1979. I'm 21.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
August 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me at the NME 1979. I'm 21.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
My job was to go to gigs, attend after parties, album launches, get free LPs and fly about the world interviewing rock stars.
Trust me, being on TV later was small beer indeed.
It is estimated that we now spend one third of our adult lives pouring over food packaging looking for Sell By Dates.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
August 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It is estimated that we now spend one third of our adult lives pouring over food packaging looking for Sell By Dates.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Orange Juice leads the way, hiding its info somewhere on the bottle in thin spidery script that, once located, has to be held up to the light like a mystic rune.
Premier League season gets underway.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
August 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Premier League season gets underway.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Media gorge themselves on science based opinion, predictions and analysis.
Watching a doc on how the Soviets pushed the Nazi's out of Russia in 1944 and, detailing German POW's, this shot came up.
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Watching a doc on how the Soviets pushed the Nazi's out of Russia in 1944 and, detailing German POW's, this shot came up.
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
I know this is not germane but seriously.
That's a weirdly long neck.
#TheThing
Good Evening, Everyone!
August 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
I always suspected this. Our dog Bear knows something we don't.
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I always suspected this. Our dog Bear knows something we don't.
Ray Brooks in the landmark film, Cathy Come Home.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ray Brooks in the landmark film, Cathy Come Home.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
When I was young it was a sensation because it was shot round our way.
Here's Ray in Southwark Park with my school and estate in the background.
His excellent 1971 album is worth £££ too...
RIP mate.
Just finished Kevin Rowland's book, "Bless Me Father".
I have never read a music autobiography like it. Or any other come to that.
You want to say, "Kev, don't be saying that".
But he does. Repeatedly.
Buyer beware.
But it is absolutely stone cold hard truth BRILLIANT.
I have never read a music autobiography like it. Or any other come to that.
You want to say, "Kev, don't be saying that".
But he does. Repeatedly.
Buyer beware.
But it is absolutely stone cold hard truth BRILLIANT.
August 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just finished Kevin Rowland's book, "Bless Me Father".
I have never read a music autobiography like it. Or any other come to that.
You want to say, "Kev, don't be saying that".
But he does. Repeatedly.
Buyer beware.
But it is absolutely stone cold hard truth BRILLIANT.
I have never read a music autobiography like it. Or any other come to that.
You want to say, "Kev, don't be saying that".
But he does. Repeatedly.
Buyer beware.
But it is absolutely stone cold hard truth BRILLIANT.
Unsolicited recommendation. If you are coming to Greenwich - eat here. A new discovery in my own backyard.
Brilliant menu, expertly delivered.
Tip top outside garden tables.
matizrestaurants.com/elementor-49...
Brilliant menu, expertly delivered.
Tip top outside garden tables.
matizrestaurants.com/elementor-49...
August 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Unsolicited recommendation. If you are coming to Greenwich - eat here. A new discovery in my own backyard.
Brilliant menu, expertly delivered.
Tip top outside garden tables.
matizrestaurants.com/elementor-49...
Brilliant menu, expertly delivered.
Tip top outside garden tables.
matizrestaurants.com/elementor-49...
Good Evening, Everyone!
August 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
Good Evening, Everybody!
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Good Evening, Everybody!
Good Evening, Everyone!
July 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
My son and his wife round here tonight.
Not only did they cook up the most sensational fish stew straight outa Marseille but now serving us up Cherry Liqueur in chocolate cups.
#RaisedTheseKidsRight
Not only did they cook up the most sensational fish stew straight outa Marseille but now serving us up Cherry Liqueur in chocolate cups.
#RaisedTheseKidsRight
July 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My son and his wife round here tonight.
Not only did they cook up the most sensational fish stew straight outa Marseille but now serving us up Cherry Liqueur in chocolate cups.
#RaisedTheseKidsRight
Not only did they cook up the most sensational fish stew straight outa Marseille but now serving us up Cherry Liqueur in chocolate cups.
#RaisedTheseKidsRight
Jimmy Hill's birthday. A giant. He said he liked my Own Goals videos. I was staggered. He was Jimmy Hill!
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jimmy Hill's birthday. A giant. He said he liked my Own Goals videos. I was staggered. He was Jimmy Hill!
I have been a Black Sabbath fan almost my entire life. And when I say Black Sabbath I mean the band with Ozzy Osbourne in it.
Everything else was business.
They were just immense.
A thundering voice and noise direct from the working class.
Everything else was business.
They were just immense.
A thundering voice and noise direct from the working class.
July 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have been a Black Sabbath fan almost my entire life. And when I say Black Sabbath I mean the band with Ozzy Osbourne in it.
Everything else was business.
They were just immense.
A thundering voice and noise direct from the working class.
Everything else was business.
They were just immense.
A thundering voice and noise direct from the working class.
Good Evening, Everyone!
Month ago on my birthday I received a half case of my favourite red. Last bottle got cracked tonight.
The white was an excellent Gruner Veltliner.
Oh yes. Top table at our place tonight.
Month ago on my birthday I received a half case of my favourite red. Last bottle got cracked tonight.
The white was an excellent Gruner Veltliner.
Oh yes. Top table at our place tonight.
July 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
Month ago on my birthday I received a half case of my favourite red. Last bottle got cracked tonight.
The white was an excellent Gruner Veltliner.
Oh yes. Top table at our place tonight.
Month ago on my birthday I received a half case of my favourite red. Last bottle got cracked tonight.
The white was an excellent Gruner Veltliner.
Oh yes. Top table at our place tonight.
Huge thunderstorm on its way. When I was small I hated thunderstorms - still not crazy about them.
My mum told me it was just clouds banging together.
My dad said it was old Fred Thunder moving his furniture about.
I cling to these explanations.
My mum told me it was just clouds banging together.
My dad said it was old Fred Thunder moving his furniture about.
I cling to these explanations.
July 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Huge thunderstorm on its way. When I was small I hated thunderstorms - still not crazy about them.
My mum told me it was just clouds banging together.
My dad said it was old Fred Thunder moving his furniture about.
I cling to these explanations.
My mum told me it was just clouds banging together.
My dad said it was old Fred Thunder moving his furniture about.
I cling to these explanations.
Good Evening, Everyone!
July 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
Good Evening, Everyone!
July 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Good Evening, Everyone!
Our Treehouse Live tickets only went on sale two hours ago. Sold Out!
I feel like Taylor Swift.
patreon.com/dannybaker
I feel like Taylor Swift.
patreon.com/dannybaker
July 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Our Treehouse Live tickets only went on sale two hours ago. Sold Out!
I feel like Taylor Swift.
patreon.com/dannybaker
I feel like Taylor Swift.
patreon.com/dannybaker