Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
Pinned
Back out Touring from TONIGHT!
Early dates (some already sold-out)
Cambridge, Salisbury, Wimborne(mouth), Lincoln, Stockton & Hexham
- which isn’t ‘North of Newcastle’.
Early dates (some already sold-out)
Cambridge, Salisbury, Wimborne(mouth), Lincoln, Stockton & Hexham
- which isn’t ‘North of Newcastle’.
Restore, Reform, Reclaim & Advance.
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Restore, Reform, Reclaim & Advance.
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Thanks to a brilliantly energetic Sunday night audience in Nottingham.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Thanks to a brilliantly energetic Sunday night audience in Nottingham.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
Thanks to a lovely crowd tonight in Ipswich.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Thanks to a lovely crowd tonight in Ipswich.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I’m back on @TimesRadio tonight from 7pm
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I’m back on @TimesRadio tonight from 7pm
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
Live near IPSWICH?
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Ticketbooth
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Live near IPSWICH?
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thanks to the brilliant crowd tonight in Loughborough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks to the brilliant crowd tonight in Loughborough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thanks to everybody that came to the tour Show in Spalding tonight.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks to everybody that came to the tour Show in Spalding tonight.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
With Mandelson’s appointment I suppose there was at least a cynical logic of ‘juice might be worth the squeeze’.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
With Mandelson’s appointment I suppose there was at least a cynical logic of ‘juice might be worth the squeeze’.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
FOUR tour shows this week 💪🏻
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
FOUR tour shows this week 💪🏻
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Guys, it's the meeja's fault Labour had their Monday melt-down.
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Guys, it's the meeja's fault Labour had their Monday melt-down.
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Keir being charismatic in private is as much use as Tories 'banging their desks' during all those 1922 meetings.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Keir being charismatic in private is as much use as Tories 'banging their desks' during all those 1922 meetings.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
One MP told the BBC,
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
One MP told the BBC,
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
Sarwar 'The PM needs to go'
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sarwar 'The PM needs to go'
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Won’t lie.
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Won’t lie.
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
Is it too late to get this going?
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Is it too late to get this going?
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
The buck stops with me.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The buck stops with me.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
Thanks to everyone who came to tonight Show in Hexham.
Lovely town, lovely venue and a cracking crowd.
Lovely town, lovely venue and a cracking crowd.
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thanks to everyone who came to tonight Show in Hexham.
Lovely town, lovely venue and a cracking crowd.
Lovely town, lovely venue and a cracking crowd.
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
Can’t be arsed to think of anything for Valentine’s? 💔
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Can’t be arsed to think of anything for Valentine’s? 💔
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Can’t be arsed to think of anything for Valentine’s? 💔
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Can’t be arsed to think of anything for Valentine’s? 💔
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Out-source conversation and come to one of my shows
Weds - SPALDING 24 (24 tix left)
Thurs - LOUGHBOROUGH
Sat - IPSWICH
Sun - NOTTINGHAM (9 tix left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
One damaging thing for Starmer is people will start to realise he’s not *even* forensic.
Delegates everything.
The kind of bloke who asks ChatGPT what to have for lunch.
Delegates everything.
The kind of bloke who asks ChatGPT what to have for lunch.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One damaging thing for Starmer is people will start to realise he’s not *even* forensic.
Delegates everything.
The kind of bloke who asks ChatGPT what to have for lunch.
Delegates everything.
The kind of bloke who asks ChatGPT what to have for lunch.