Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
Pinned
Back out Touring from TONIGHT!
Early dates (some already sold-out)
Cambridge, Salisbury, Wimborne(mouth), Lincoln, Stockton & Hexham
- which isn’t ‘North of Newcastle’.
Early dates (some already sold-out)
Cambridge, Salisbury, Wimborne(mouth), Lincoln, Stockton & Hexham
- which isn’t ‘North of Newcastle’.
Hi
Apparently the venue in Derby has emailed people asking them how my Tour show went
THE SHOW IS TOMORROW (weds 18th)
Pls tell anyone who needs to know
Ffs 🤦🏻♂️
Apparently the venue in Derby has emailed people asking them how my Tour show went
THE SHOW IS TOMORROW (weds 18th)
Pls tell anyone who needs to know
Ffs 🤦🏻♂️
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Hi
Apparently the venue in Derby has emailed people asking them how my Tour show went
THE SHOW IS TOMORROW (weds 18th)
Pls tell anyone who needs to know
Ffs 🤦🏻♂️
Apparently the venue in Derby has emailed people asking them how my Tour show went
THE SHOW IS TOMORROW (weds 18th)
Pls tell anyone who needs to know
Ffs 🤦🏻♂️
Four shows this week - see you out there!
(Salford 91% sold, Bedford 6 tickets left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
(Salford 91% sold, Bedford 6 tickets left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Four shows this week - see you out there!
(Salford 91% sold, Bedford 6 tickets left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
(Salford 91% sold, Bedford 6 tickets left)
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
It’s like spot the ball, but you have to put an ‘x’ where the election was.
February 17, 2026 at 10:21 AM
It’s like spot the ball, but you have to put an ‘x’ where the election was.
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
Triggeronmetry’s @francisjfoster joins me to discuss…
- Are there too many right-wing parties?
- The Tories lagging behind Kemi
- Francis learning to drive on an automatic
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Triggeronmetry’s @francisjfoster joins me to discuss…
- Are there too many right-wing parties?
- The Tories lagging behind Kemi
- Francis learning to drive on an automatic
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
February 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
Triggeronmetry’s @francisjfoster joins me to discuss…
- Are there too many right-wing parties?
- The Tories lagging behind Kemi
- Francis learning to drive on an automatic
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Triggeronmetry’s @francisjfoster joins me to discuss…
- Are there too many right-wing parties?
- The Tories lagging behind Kemi
- Francis learning to drive on an automatic
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Restore, Reform, Reclaim & Advance.
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Restore, Reform, Reclaim & Advance.
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Why do parties on the right sound like a slogan for hair-loss treatment?
Thanks to a brilliantly energetic Sunday night audience in Nottingham.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Thanks to a brilliantly energetic Sunday night audience in Nottingham.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
I’m off to go cycling with Mark in his weird Lycra.
Thanks to a lovely crowd tonight in Ipswich.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Thanks to a lovely crowd tonight in Ipswich.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I also made a new friend in legal Keith, which may prove handy if the wife ever gets bored of me gigging on Valentines.
I’m back on @TimesRadio tonight from 7pm
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I’m back on @TimesRadio tonight from 7pm
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
The show’s doing really well - thanks to everyone who’s tuned in since I took over a year ago 🙌
Live near IPSWICH?
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Ticketbooth
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Live near IPSWICH?
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Want to go out for Valentines tomorrow? (but not to sit in a restaurant like a melt)
Why not come to my show and out-source the conversation 👇
ipswichtheatres.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Weather’s been so shit I’m beginning to wonder if we’ve angered the sky gods.
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thanks to the brilliant crowd tonight in Loughborough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks to the brilliant crowd tonight in Loughborough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
I don’t know what to say, the reaction to these shows has been beyond anything I’ve had before, can’t thank you enough.
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad week I reflect on…
- Starmer peering into the abyss
- Then going back for another look
- Farage only half right on working from home
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thanks to everybody that came to the tour Show in Spalding tonight.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks to everybody that came to the tour Show in Spalding tonight.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
Me and Paul are off to go “fishing“.
With Mandelson’s appointment I suppose there was at least a cynical logic of ‘juice might be worth the squeeze’.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
With Mandelson’s appointment I suppose there was at least a cynical logic of ‘juice might be worth the squeeze’.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
With this Doyle peerage there’s no juice.
No squeeze.
There wasn’t even a fucking orange.
FOUR tour shows this week 💪🏻
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
FOUR tour shows this week 💪🏻
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - SPALDING (87% sold)
Thursday - LOUGHBOROUGH
Friday - IPSWICH (selling fast*)
Sunday - NOTTS (8 tickets left)
* er than they were
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Guys, it's the meeja's fault Labour had their Monday melt-down.
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Guys, it's the meeja's fault Labour had their Monday melt-down.
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Nothing to do with dodgy appointments, constant u-turns, an absolute vacuum of political thinking and a senior Labour figure calling for Starmer to step down.
It was the meeja!!!!!
Keir being charismatic in private is as much use as Tories 'banging their desks' during all those 1922 meetings.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Keir being charismatic in private is as much use as Tories 'banging their desks' during all those 1922 meetings.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
Like a batsman who's looking 'great in the nets'.
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
This week @jonathanpienews.bsky.social joins me to analyse…
- How Starmer’s No 10 operation imploded
- Why recent Labour leaders have been a bit weird
- Whether theme parks should offer queue-jump for ADHD?
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
One MP told the BBC,
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
One MP told the BBC,
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
‘I’ve literally never seen a man so focused and powerful as the PM tonight. He was riffing happily and at one point played The Entertainer using only half-empty Pringles tubes and a glockenspiel which he conjured by using the Force.’
Sarwar 'The PM needs to go'
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sarwar 'The PM needs to go'
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Who should replace him?
Sarwar: 'That's none of my business'
You called the press conference mate.
Won’t lie.
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Won’t lie.
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
For my 2026 bingo card I didn’t have
‘Excitedly awaiting a press conference by Anas Sarwar’
Is it too late to get this going?
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Is it too late to get this going?
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
#OperationSaveStarmerButOnlyBecauseAnyOfTheAlternativesWillBorrowAndSpendUsIntoOblivion
The buck stops with me.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The buck stops with me.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.
But I was badly advised to accept the buck.
And the buck lied repeatedly.
So I have now fired the buck.