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Geoff Norcott
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Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨

After a mad few days I reflect on…

- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal

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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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Another hotel breakfast.
Another perfectly executed room-heist.

Hope you also hit your Friday goals.

#Winning
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Never in the field of human pitch-rolling was so much rolled by so few for so little.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Thanks to everyone at tonight’s London tour show.
Sorry for the delay and queuing getting in.
Not my fault!
But cheers for being such a cool crowd.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just a reminder to everyone coming to my second London tour date tonight

It starts at 9.30pm

Pls go easy on the beers at dinner (I can see this one being a bit spicy)
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
One of Wes Streeting’s problems is that - despite being a good communicator - he still has relatively low public recognition.

Now he’s out there cracking gags about Celebrity Traitors.

Inspired stuff from Number 10.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…

- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…

- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wow wow Newcastle.
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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My next few TOUR shows…

Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold

For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My next few TOUR shows…

Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold

For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼

www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Won’t lie, Alnwick is a long way away, but within a minute on stage it all made sense.
Cheers to all who came out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair.

Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm

(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How does the word ‘lying’ feel about the term ‘gaslighting’?

Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Cheers to a very fun audience tonight in Monmouth.
Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies.
🙏🏼
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨

After a mad few days I reflect on…

- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame.

November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nothing says 'winner' like walking out of a Travelodge breakfast, pockets stuffed with pastries.

Hope you also hit your goals today.

#ThursdayMotivation
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Thanks to a delightful midweek crowd in Redditch.
That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy.
I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..

- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Genuinely interested to know the impact on average voters of bringing up Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng.

The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥

The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..

- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated

iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
So when Reeves talked last year about a ‘once in a parliament’ budget she really meant ‘one a year’.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just come off stage in Chelmsford.
Wow.
What an audience.
Thanks for coming.
👊🏻👊🏻
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s weird the press are now referring to him as just ‘Andrew’.

It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails.

‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM