Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
Never in the field of human pitch-rolling was so much rolled by so few for so little.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Never in the field of human pitch-rolling was so much rolled by so few for so little.
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair.
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair.
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BIG THANKS to everyone who’s been listening to my @TimesRadio show - some great recent numbers from Rajar 🎉
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BIG THANKS to everyone who’s been listening to my @TimesRadio show - some great recent numbers from Rajar 🎉
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
A story about my WORST ever gig.
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A story about my WORST ever gig.
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
Hopefully see you at one of my upcoming TOUR shows…
Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out
Thurs - OTLEY - sold out
Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left
5th Nov - REDDITCH
6th Nov - MONMOUTH
8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold
9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold
Get yours here 👉🏼 www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out
Thurs - OTLEY - sold out
Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left
5th Nov - REDDITCH
6th Nov - MONMOUTH
8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold
9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold
Get yours here 👉🏼 www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hopefully see you at one of my upcoming TOUR shows…
Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out
Thurs - OTLEY - sold out
Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left
5th Nov - REDDITCH
6th Nov - MONMOUTH
8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold
9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold
Get yours here 👉🏼 www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - POCKLINGTON - sold out
Thurs - OTLEY - sold out
Sat - CHELMSFORD - 11 tix left
5th Nov - REDDITCH
6th Nov - MONMOUTH
8th Nov - ALNWICK - 88% sold
9th Nov - NEWCASTLE - 86% sold
Get yours here 👉🏼 www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to..
- Labour not being Caerphil
- Farage having a flounce
- Tories in political ‘friendzone’
- Leaky Lib Dem’s
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to..
- Labour not being Caerphil
- Farage having a flounce
- Tories in political ‘friendzone’
- Leaky Lib Dem’s
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥
My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to..
- Labour not being Caerphil
- Farage having a flounce
- Tories in political ‘friendzone’
- Leaky Lib Dem’s
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
My genius producer rescued the file of me reacting to..
- Labour not being Caerphil
- Farage having a flounce
- Tories in political ‘friendzone’
- Leaky Lib Dem’s
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
That @TheSimonEvans was on brilliantly strident form in this week's 'What Most People Think'
Here's his damming verdict on the UK economy & effect of Net Zero
<full episode available on podcast platforms>
Here's his damming verdict on the UK economy & effect of Net Zero
<full episode available on podcast platforms>
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
That @TheSimonEvans was on brilliantly strident form in this week's 'What Most People Think'
Here's his damming verdict on the UK economy & effect of Net Zero
<full episode available on podcast platforms>
Here's his damming verdict on the UK economy & effect of Net Zero
<full episode available on podcast platforms>
Following the Aldershot debacle, I only have nice things to say about MILTON KEYNES, STROUD & READING…
#comedy #standup #stroud #miltonkeynes
#comedy #standup #stroud #miltonkeynes
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Following the Aldershot debacle, I only have nice things to say about MILTON KEYNES, STROUD & READING…
#comedy #standup #stroud #miltonkeynes
#comedy #standup #stroud #miltonkeynes
Trump press conference 18:30
I’m on @timesradio from 7pm
What could possibly go wrong?
I’m on @timesradio from 7pm
What could possibly go wrong?
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trump press conference 18:30
I’m on @timesradio from 7pm
What could possibly go wrong?
I’m on @timesradio from 7pm
What could possibly go wrong?
People of ALDERSHOT
I’m not even joking this time
I’m not even joking this time
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
People of ALDERSHOT
I’m not even joking this time
I’m not even joking this time
Another FOUR STAR review for my new Tour!!
Come see it or your a muppet.
Come see it or your a muppet.
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Another FOUR STAR review for my new Tour!!
Come see it or your a muppet.
Come see it or your a muppet.
Why does this dog look like it’s being arrested for drug-dealing?
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why does this dog look like it’s being arrested for drug-dealing?
I could never be a counsellor..
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I could never be a counsellor..
This weeks shows..
Tonight - LEEDS - 93% sold
Mon - CHIPPING NORTON - 17 tix left
Weds - SWINDON - sold out
Thurs -MAIDENHEAD - sold out
Sat - ALDERSHOT - decent avail
Sun - BRIGHTON - 24 tix left
<visit Live Nation>
Tonight - LEEDS - 93% sold
Mon - CHIPPING NORTON - 17 tix left
Weds - SWINDON - sold out
Thurs -MAIDENHEAD - sold out
Sat - ALDERSHOT - decent avail
Sun - BRIGHTON - 24 tix left
<visit Live Nation>
October 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This weeks shows..
Tonight - LEEDS - 93% sold
Mon - CHIPPING NORTON - 17 tix left
Weds - SWINDON - sold out
Thurs -MAIDENHEAD - sold out
Sat - ALDERSHOT - decent avail
Sun - BRIGHTON - 24 tix left
<visit Live Nation>
Tonight - LEEDS - 93% sold
Mon - CHIPPING NORTON - 17 tix left
Weds - SWINDON - sold out
Thurs -MAIDENHEAD - sold out
Sat - ALDERSHOT - decent avail
Sun - BRIGHTON - 24 tix left
<visit Live Nation>
I should be angry about war & injustice, but it’s mainly stuff like this..
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I should be angry about war & injustice, but it’s mainly stuff like this..
Meanwhile on Threads, a man has responded to Alan Partridge in the style of Alan Partridge.
@AccidentalP
@AccidentalP
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Meanwhile on Threads, a man has responded to Alan Partridge in the style of Alan Partridge.
@AccidentalP
@AccidentalP
This world increasingly makes less sense to me.
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This world increasingly makes less sense to me.
19,500 tickets sold this year.
Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
19,500 tickets sold this year.
Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Having such fun doing this show, hopefully see you out there.
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
As if I couldn’t love Travelodge more, this room inexplicably has two sinister single beds.
October 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
As if I couldn’t love Travelodge more, this room inexplicably has two sinister single beds.
Heading out for another busy week of TOUR shows - hopefully see you…
Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Heading out for another busy week of TOUR shows - hopefully see you…
Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - GLASGOW
Tomorrow - DUNDEE
Friday - ABERDEEN
Sunday - LEEDS
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...