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Farted loudly in a restaurant 15-20 yrs ago & everyone got made at me including nearby Ray Liotta, may he rest in peace
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Farted loudly in a restaurant 15-20 yrs ago & everyone got made at me including nearby Ray Liotta, may he rest in peace
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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like there is no shortage
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
like there is no shortage
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I appreciate how broad this prompt is. Anyway
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I appreciate how broad this prompt is. Anyway
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I think one of the defining things about our era and about conservativism, is an inability to distinguish between like, the actual government, and mid-level marketing managers at Target (who choose "happy holidays" to avoid leaving out non-Christian customers)
In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think one of the defining things about our era and about conservativism, is an inability to distinguish between like, the actual government, and mid-level marketing managers at Target (who choose "happy holidays" to avoid leaving out non-Christian customers)
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cigarette company
Per "internal documents written between 2023 and 2025 and viewed by The Washington Post... Instagram staffers considered the mandate to boost teen metrics their top goal last year," including "boosting their messaging activity... to set up an early pipeline for lifelong use of Meta’s platforms."
Inside Instagram’s all-out battle to win the nation’s teens
Instagram has pursued a yearslong strategy to win teens back to the app after its critics said the platform wasn’t safe for them, documents obtained by The Post show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
cigarette company
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Actual instruction from a toy plane thing I assembled: “Add the insertion into the reverse vacancy. Push until complete.” My wife (yes, go ahead) told me to laugh quieter because I was going to wake the kid up
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Actual instruction from a toy plane thing I assembled: “Add the insertion into the reverse vacancy. Push until complete.” My wife (yes, go ahead) told me to laugh quieter because I was going to wake the kid up
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Chiropractors making a killing off parents who spent five hours of the last three days sitting on the floor trying to assemble 137-component toys with instructions written by the Chinese equivalent of Chat GPT
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Chiropractors making a killing off parents who spent five hours of the last three days sitting on the floor trying to assemble 137-component toys with instructions written by the Chinese equivalent of Chat GPT
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My son asked for a whoopee cushion for Christmas. He was playing with it, and one of the squishes didn’t make a fart sound, just air. He handed it back to me with a hand on my arm and a serious look on his face and said “silent farts are not funny.”
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My son asked for a whoopee cushion for Christmas. He was playing with it, and one of the squishes didn’t make a fart sound, just air. He handed it back to me with a hand on my arm and a serious look on his face and said “silent farts are not funny.”
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[extreme youth pastor voice] kids, Jesus was born in a stable because he was the GOAT
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
[extreme youth pastor voice] kids, Jesus was born in a stable because he was the GOAT
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if i'm private ryan i am so pissed at hanks for that "earn this" shit. oh did my three dead brothers not cover the bill? fuck you. gonna drag my family to your grave in 50 years so they can see me piss on it. gonna tell em the last thing your dumb dead ass did is try to kill a tank with your sidearm
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the stadium shots in Cowboys-Commanders are unsettling. just the thought of thousands and thousands of people driving to Landover on Christmas Day to watch a 4-11 team gives me chills. Spirit! Show me no more!
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the stadium shots in Cowboys-Commanders are unsettling. just the thought of thousands and thousands of people driving to Landover on Christmas Day to watch a 4-11 team gives me chills. Spirit! Show me no more!
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Thinking of opening my own restaurant, The Diarrhea Hut
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Thinking of opening my own restaurant, The Diarrhea Hut
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WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts.
Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
NEW: A variety of military and intelligence contractors have already signed on to help ICE's immigrant bounty hunter program. A review of procurement data shows 10 companies stand to make up to *ONE BILLION* dollars from the program by 2027. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.
And they stand to make millions more in cash bonuses for surveilling and tracking immigrants in service of ICE’s deportation machine.
theintercept.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
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The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
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How a society should function, imo
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
How a society should function, imo
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December 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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