Former President Nordberg
Being told Bolsonaro had been chased inside by a swarm of bees, whereupon he inadvertently stepped into a mop bucket and tumbled down a flight of stairs. The fall loosed a cast iron pot hanging from the rafters, at which point I'm told it bonked him on the head.
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Former President Nordberg
He's still the same smirking dipshit he was in high school, ranting about janitors on the school bus to entertain other people with a child's mind. He's incapable of expressing an adult's perspective because he's never had one, and he's incapable of feeling love because he hates himself too much.
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
He's still the same smirking dipshit he was in high school, ranting about janitors on the school bus to entertain other people with a child's mind. He's incapable of expressing an adult's perspective because he's never had one, and he's incapable of feeling love because he hates himself too much.
Shoutout to all the Built Different dudes doing 90 through thick fog on the interstate this morning. Earth forces are no match for you. #atl
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Shoutout to all the Built Different dudes doing 90 through thick fog on the interstate this morning. Earth forces are no match for you. #atl
Offering a one-time dispensation: Any lawmaker reading this who wants to use ChatGPT to save time writing something, make it articles of impeachment and I won't call you a lazy dullard. Get this sundowning moron and his band of psycho lickspittles out of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Offering a one-time dispensation: Any lawmaker reading this who wants to use ChatGPT to save time writing something, make it articles of impeachment and I won't call you a lazy dullard. Get this sundowning moron and his band of psycho lickspittles out of power.
Honestly you should be allowed to foul Cucurella
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Honestly you should be allowed to foul Cucurella
I'll be honest and admit that when I first watched the show S2 was definitely not my favorite. But as the years have gone by it is the one I think about most often, and probably the one I would pick if I had to choose one season to show someone to sum up modern America.
If you mooks who spent time railing on how irritating Ziggy Sobotka was, you might now take the time to find the pivotal scene when Zig and his father take a walk along the piers by the dead grain pier and get close enough to share a cigarette. Or go fuck yourself for missing all that matters.
In memory of James Ransone I'm undertaking a rapid rewatch of The Wire season two. It reminds me of the impact that de-industrialisation had on my local community. The sense of anger and powerlesness is beautifully captured by the brilliant David Simon.
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'll be honest and admit that when I first watched the show S2 was definitely not my favorite. But as the years have gone by it is the one I think about most often, and probably the one I would pick if I had to choose one season to show someone to sum up modern America.
I did this part but I'm struggling with the next step. I can't get the oven to close.
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I did this part but I'm struggling with the next step. I can't get the oven to close.
Joke: network connectivity problems
Episode: Snake Juice
Line reading: “I got run over by a Lexuuus”
Main character: Andy
Side character: (tie) Tammy 2 & Jean-Ralphio
Pawnee-specific thing: Detlef Schrempf working at E720
Episode: Snake Juice
Line reading: “I got run over by a Lexuuus”
Main character: Andy
Side character: (tie) Tammy 2 & Jean-Ralphio
Pawnee-specific thing: Detlef Schrempf working at E720
fill in the blank for each
the single funniest ___________ in Parks & Rec is…
joke:
episode:
line reading:
main character:
side character:
pawnee-specific thing:
the single funniest ___________ in Parks & Rec is…
joke:
episode:
line reading:
main character:
side character:
pawnee-specific thing:
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
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December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Joke: network connectivity problems
Episode: Snake Juice
Line reading: “I got run over by a Lexuuus”
Main character: Andy
Side character: (tie) Tammy 2 & Jean-Ralphio
Pawnee-specific thing: Detlef Schrempf working at E720
Episode: Snake Juice
Line reading: “I got run over by a Lexuuus”
Main character: Andy
Side character: (tie) Tammy 2 & Jean-Ralphio
Pawnee-specific thing: Detlef Schrempf working at E720
Don't really know how PGMOL think about what's a penalty and what's not. He kicks Maatsen's foot, clear as day. Was it violent? No. Was it worth a card? No. But I don't think it has to be.
Was it a foul? Yes. Was it in the box? Yes. Isn't that a penalty? A soft penalty is still a penalty. #avfc
Was it a foul? Yes. Was it in the box? Yes. Isn't that a penalty? A soft penalty is still a penalty. #avfc
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don't really know how PGMOL think about what's a penalty and what's not. He kicks Maatsen's foot, clear as day. Was it violent? No. Was it worth a card? No. But I don't think it has to be.
Was it a foul? Yes. Was it in the box? Yes. Isn't that a penalty? A soft penalty is still a penalty. #avfc
Was it a foul? Yes. Was it in the box? Yes. Isn't that a penalty? A soft penalty is still a penalty. #avfc
This is dead on, and also every time I see this lady I wonder if you can catch face blindness from looking at someone's face.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is dead on, and also every time I see this lady I wonder if you can catch face blindness from looking at someone's face.
A few years ago a friend got all excited that the "best athletes choosing soccer" was starting to happen, b/c he heard about Tessmann joining FCD instead of taking a football scholarship. He missed the part about Tessmann playing kicker, like so many HS soccer/college FB stars before him
As the World Cup gets closer and the question begins to again become inevitable, going to put this down as my marker.
It’s not:
“What if America’s best athletes played soccer?”
It’s:
“What if America’s best potential soccer players didn’t top out at D2 basketball and AA baseball?”
It’s not:
“What if America’s best athletes played soccer?”
It’s:
“What if America’s best potential soccer players didn’t top out at D2 basketball and AA baseball?”
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A few years ago a friend got all excited that the "best athletes choosing soccer" was starting to happen, b/c he heard about Tessmann joining FCD instead of taking a football scholarship. He missed the part about Tessmann playing kicker, like so many HS soccer/college FB stars before him
Really disheartening to see a crosswalk signal smashed, and a lot of debris from the car that caused it, on the sidewalk directly in front of an elementary school. The driver can't have been going very slow to have ended up that way. Atlanta has so far to go to get its shit together. #atl #carsewer
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@ossoff.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social Stay strong. Your constituents are behind you. Hold the line. If Republicans want to make a crap sandwich, let them eat it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@ossoff.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social Stay strong. Your constituents are behind you. Hold the line. If Republicans want to make a crap sandwich, let them eat it.
@warnock.senate.gov Stay strong, Senator. Don't cave.
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@warnock.senate.gov Stay strong, Senator. Don't cave.
If that play at the plate gets reversed, that's the biggest anti-climax in sports history, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If that play at the plate gets reversed, that's the biggest anti-climax in sports history, right?
Terrible goal to give up at a terrible time. Liverpool feel more fragile than I can recall in ages and Martinez gave them a free one. Awful, self-inflicted wound.
Still, tighten up the passing in the back & base of midfield and it's there for the taking. It's only 3-4 passes to break Rogers loose.
Still, tighten up the passing in the back & base of midfield and it's there for the taking. It's only 3-4 passes to break Rogers loose.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Terrible goal to give up at a terrible time. Liverpool feel more fragile than I can recall in ages and Martinez gave them a free one. Awful, self-inflicted wound.
Still, tighten up the passing in the back & base of midfield and it's there for the taking. It's only 3-4 passes to break Rogers loose.
Still, tighten up the passing in the back & base of midfield and it's there for the taking. It's only 3-4 passes to break Rogers loose.
My Premier League take for the weekend is that Declan Rice is extremely good and would be much, much cooler if he got a decent haircut. Even just a Roy Keane-style buzz cut would be a massive improvement on the Nicolas Cage bird meme thing he runs around with.
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My Premier League take for the weekend is that Declan Rice is extremely good and would be much, much cooler if he got a decent haircut. Even just a Roy Keane-style buzz cut would be a massive improvement on the Nicolas Cage bird meme thing he runs around with.
Guy number three here is cooler and more stylish working manual labor in the sky than I have ever been for a single moment in my life
Today in 1965, the last piece of the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial/Gateway Arch in St. Louis was dropped into place.
Anytime I think of about it, I think of these images. Who needs safety?
Anytime I think of about it, I think of these images. Who needs safety?
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Guy number three here is cooler and more stylish working manual labor in the sky than I have ever been for a single moment in my life
Cuba and other parts of the world don't have a President Trump. Trump causes autism, quod erat demonstrandum
Trump: There's a rumor and I don't know if it's so or not—that Cuba, they don't have tylenol because they don't have the money for tylenol, and they have virtually no autism
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cuba and other parts of the world don't have a President Trump. Trump causes autism, quod erat demonstrandum