Jerry Reed
jerryreed.bsky.social
Jerry Reed
@jerryreed.bsky.social
Guy
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Finally, I get what my coaches meant when they kept talking about body shape. They knew I was an English major, they could have just explained it as "close paren"
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I've been laughing about this billboard for 20 years now, but every day I hope more and more that it's true.

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August 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I saw some kid wearing one of these the other day and wondered if it was the only one that could fit his broccoli hair

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August 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"I never wrote a picture in my life."

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July 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
July 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’ve been laughing about this one for like 20 years
July 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Objectively correct
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thank you for the warning, character from a RPG cut scene
June 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
@ericlipton.nytimes.com hey Eric, quick question

What the fuck is this shit?
June 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think this might also be why I've always been put off by Robert Lewandowski.
May 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
OOOH, GOOOOD FOR YOU
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Pffft, like this guy knows anything about having friends
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Looks like you’re trying to do something yourself. Mind if I automatically make you a list? Don't worry, once I do it, it's almost impossible to turn off without deleting everything and starting over."
February 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This sentence construction reminded me of the delightful "would that it were" scene in Hail Caesar, and now I keep hearing Ralph Fiennes and Alden Ehrenreich go back and forth on the phrase "highly lethal brother Brax" in my head. Well done.
January 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Have a great one Paddy. Up the Christmas and Up the Villa
December 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Hmmm
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
This guy is one of the best players in baseball. I know what he looks like, and if he passed me on the street, wearing a Royals hat, I'm not sure I'd notice.
October 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM