BREAKING: Biden's birth certificate indicates that he is 81 years old and continuing to age every day. However, insiders confirm that the president is, in fact, elderly - older than any person to hold the office previously.

My god, what a story! How did this reporter get this scoop?

Would that it were properly appreciated in its time

You may be right, and I don't know what the solution is, either. Imposing a time limit on putting the ball back in probably encourages the defending team to do even more to disrupt. Bringing the hoardings in to shorten run ups risks player health when the ball is in play near the touch lines. 🤷‍♂️

I see both sides of it. My beloved Villa scored 3 from set pieces/dead balls on Sunday. Great! OTOH I don't know anyone who watches because they love to see three guys standing over the ball talking with their hands on their mouths while the ref tries to stop 17 other guys from pushing/grabbing.

When he came out I thought "there goes the man of the match.

Wait no it's Buendia. Or no, maybe Martinez? But Konsa and Onana were both excellent..."

Nice problem to have!

The guy in the Sexy Grover meme?

When August and Everything After came out my friend Luke typed out and printed all the lyrics and brought them to school in a folder. When questioned he told everyone his brother wrote all of it. He kept telling that lie for like six months until everybody gave up

I wonder why voters think Democrats are out of touch academics with no interest in "real issues." Probably nothing to do with prominent columnists writing daily that Democrats are out of touch academics with no interest in "real issues."

My 9 year old is convinced that John Foy must be the best lawyer in the world because he has commercials and ads everywhere all the time

Ratio, minutes of interviews to minutes playing a competitive game (Mi/cgM):

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This is how we learn that he spent his time out injured cornering the world scandium market

Foundational truths, per Mike Johnson:

“Article 1, Section 1. All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall daily inform the President that he is a very special boy, the only special boy, and shall otherwise stay out of his way.

Article 2”

One of my favorite things about it is that there isn't a single scene that feels like people trying to make an Important Movie; they just saw a good story and told it well.

Sally Rooney is fine, I guess.

I don't think it was all his fault, but Black's whole thing is basically "ultimately everyone's kind of stupid, and everyone's the butt of the joke." Wahlberg hasn't been willing to play that part in 20+ years.