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Kansas Jayhawks, KC BBQ, spicy hot golf takes, and Jimmy Buffett. I am currently the Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion
For those of you who don’t parlez-vous francais, LaFleur is French for…the fleur
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shenandoah Law. You’re gonna have to give everyone two dozen roses for all birthdays and anniversaries
Mamdani is going to implement Sharing law. You're gonna have to give me just a bite of that, because it looks really good. And you should try this, it's amazing.
Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shenandoah Law. You’re gonna have to give everyone two dozen roses for all birthdays and anniversaries
Mamdani is going to implement Sharing law. You're gonna have to give me just a bite of that, because it looks really good. And you should try this, it's amazing.
Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lance gotta go, man. You just can’t lose every single close game every year and stick around
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The pilot episode of this show is one of the wildest TV watching experiences you can have. Literally nothing can prepare you for where it goes
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have seen this clip a hundred times and I always watch it because

A. It’s so goddamn funny and
B. I distinctly remember watching the Dana Carvey show and finding it hilarious. Of course I was 12 when it aired so I was in the absolute bullseye for its brand of humor
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is a Rick and Morty character
Banao, a banana-headed boy who loves bananas comes from Kirishima City, Kagoshima, where bananas are grown.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Another Friday at high school football
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also, if you have YouTube TV like I do and don’t currently have ESPN, here is how you can watch the #kubball game

https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hope #kubball shows out tonight. I’m going to be at the high school football game and so I won’t see any of it
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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With news of our recent loss and having started my career as a biologist, I'd like to take a moment to remember one of the most influential scientists of the 20th century. Uncovering the structure of DNA was truly an achievement.

With gratitude, rest easy Dr. Rosalind Franklin.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If it bounces off the ground and then through the up rights it should be 17 points. That’s way way harder than banging it off the upright and through or just making a normal kick
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
15% off is not a sale. It is an insult

We don’t get out of bed for less than 30% off
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today is the one year anniversary of my last tweet. I’ve been on Bluesky full time since. It isn’t perfect and it hasn’t come close to the highs that Twitter hit in the mid teens but this place has gotten better. The World Series last week was an absolute blast. Hope it keeps trending up
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Real difficult day we got going on over here
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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The zoo's lovable otters have threatened to stop being “so damned cute" until David Fincher makes Season 3 of Mindhunter.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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you got a problem with fievel mousekewitz you got a problem with me
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My favorite time of the year when the sun comes through the little crack in my blinds in my office and aligns perfectly to where I sit. 30ish minutes each day I gotta dodge being blinded
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Jayhawks win!

Back to the big XII title game for the Jayhawks, looking to win for the second straight year
THEY JUST SCORED AGAIN!

KU leads 2-1 with about 15 minutes remaining
Kansas soccer team just tied #9 Colorado in the semi’s of the big 12 tournament. Let’s go Jayhawks!
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
THEY JUST SCORED AGAIN!

KU leads 2-1 with about 15 minutes remaining
Kansas soccer team just tied #9 Colorado in the semi’s of the big 12 tournament. Let’s go Jayhawks!
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM