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*extreme Damon Albarn voice* hooligan gorilla
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*extreme Damon Albarn voice* hooligan gorilla
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They kidnapped her as she was on the way to see her baby in the NICU. They drove over potholes on purpose because she had an abdominal wound. They stole her from her baby and tortured her because they could. She was here for asylum
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They kidnapped her as she was on the way to see her baby in the NICU. They drove over potholes on purpose because she had an abdominal wound. They stole her from her baby and tortured her because they could. She was here for asylum
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I’m so sick of getting it’s a wonderful lifed by a gay little angel who shows me how bad I fucked up by not becoming a mail carrier right out of high school. I already know!!!
December 3, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I’m so sick of getting it’s a wonderful lifed by a gay little angel who shows me how bad I fucked up by not becoming a mail carrier right out of high school. I already know!!!
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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and perhaps little kitchenettes, where you can whip up some hot fish dinners to take aboard the plane
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
and perhaps little kitchenettes, where you can whip up some hot fish dinners to take aboard the plane
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I had a joke about Cain and it fuckin killed, brother.
I had a joke about Jonah, but I threw it overboard
I had a joke about Esau, but I got hungry and sold it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I had a joke about Cain and it fuckin killed, brother.
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I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
I had a joke about Cain and it fuckin killed, brother.
I had a joke about Jonah, but I threw it overboard
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
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I have a joke about Solomon but it comes in two parts
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
I had a joke about Cain and it fuckin killed, brother.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have a joke about Solomon but it comes in two parts
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I have a joke about Jesus but there are some holes in it
I have a joke about Solomon but it comes in two parts
I had a joke about Sodom but its gone now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have a joke about Jesus but there are some holes in it
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I have a joke about Thomas but I doubt you'd understand.
I have a joke about Jesus but there are some holes in it
I have a joke about Solomon but it comes in two parts
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have a joke about Thomas but I doubt you'd understand.
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I totally nailed this joke about Luther.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
I have a joke about Thomas but I doubt you'd understand.
I have a joke about Jesus but there are some holes in it
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I totally nailed this joke about Luther.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
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I had a joke about Savonarola but it was too hot of a take
I totally nailed this joke about Luther.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
and my joke about Calvin was always going to be great.
I have a joke about Thomas but I doubt you'd understand.
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I had a joke about Savonarola but it was too hot of a take
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unless coors light brings back the And Twins
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
unless coors light brings back the And Twins
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One single sentence in this paragraph has 12 commas in it, so forgive me if I'm not taking this writer's evaluation of Nuzzi's writing as an expert opinion.
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
One single sentence in this paragraph has 12 commas in it, so forgive me if I'm not taking this writer's evaluation of Nuzzi's writing as an expert opinion.
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There was a time when I knew every word to every song on this album by heart. I could have filled in for RageKage or Jables at a moment’s notice
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There was a time when I knew every word to every song on this album by heart. I could have filled in for RageKage or Jables at a moment’s notice
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If I were notre dame I would simply compete in a real sport where instead of some guy picking the rankings it’s based on how good you did
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I were notre dame I would simply compete in a real sport where instead of some guy picking the rankings it’s based on how good you did
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Every piece of fiction made by Irish people set in Ireland: This place is riddled with incestuous rot. There is nothing here but decay and strip malls. We are a dying country. Observe us as you would cannibal rats in a cage and and stay far, far away.
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every piece of fiction made by Irish people set in Ireland: This place is riddled with incestuous rot. There is nothing here but decay and strip malls. We are a dying country. Observe us as you would cannibal rats in a cage and and stay far, far away.
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
Me, partaking: Gosh I'd love to visit Ireland
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Every single team who lost their CCG dropped in the final ranking except for the one that lost by 3 touchdowns and had -3 rushing yards
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every single team who lost their CCG dropped in the final ranking except for the one that lost by 3 touchdowns and had -3 rushing yards
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There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
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This is obviously total thuggery, but, in my limited capacity as a short-lived former letter carrier for USPS: it is also a completely empty bluff. Fucking good luck to Amazon doing last mile delivery to every address in the US.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This is obviously total thuggery, but, in my limited capacity as a short-lived former letter carrier for USPS: it is also a completely empty bluff. Fucking good luck to Amazon doing last mile delivery to every address in the US.
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I'm still thinking about this exchange. As is often the case, we see Nuzzi acting out the most extreme version of a phenomenon that is actually pretty common in elite media: people taking umbrage at the idea that they're supposed to exercise moral judgment, and can be blamed for not doing so.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm still thinking about this exchange. As is often the case, we see Nuzzi acting out the most extreme version of a phenomenon that is actually pretty common in elite media: people taking umbrage at the idea that they're supposed to exercise moral judgment, and can be blamed for not doing so.
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this december feels march as hell. all the christmas decorations look like they’ve been up too long and the snow is all shitty already. there’s debate online over a new m&m commercial where they introduce a white m&m who open carries but no one’s heart is in it
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this december feels march as hell. all the christmas decorations look like they’ve been up too long and the snow is all shitty already. there’s debate online over a new m&m commercial where they introduce a white m&m who open carries but no one’s heart is in it