Adrian Dogpenis
@dingusuhum.neocities.org
you cannot run from your own bunghole
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When you think of it, time travel is lazy and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper feminist movement should seek to abolish it.
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
When you think of it, time travel is lazy and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper feminist movement should seek to abolish it.
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why did they call it country rap instead of clip clop
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 PM
why did they call it country rap instead of clip clop
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Hmmm. Louder then.
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hmmm. Louder then.
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i will be seated and watching respectfully
When I say we need to think of pride and queer stuff outside of June and allies need to always show up: I meant a main event strap match between Kris Statlander and Thekla.
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
i will be seated and watching respectfully
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When you think of it, artificial intelligence is homophobic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper fundamentalist movement should seek to abolish it.
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is homophobic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper fundamentalist movement should seek to abolish it.
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hey i don't have much time so listen closely. in 2026 we masturbate to race horses licking each other's armpits from some japanese gambling cellphone game. that's what we do in 2026. i wanted you to know so that you can be prepared. oh also on september 11 two thou
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
hey i don't have much time so listen closely. in 2026 we masturbate to race horses licking each other's armpits from some japanese gambling cellphone game. that's what we do in 2026. i wanted you to know so that you can be prepared. oh also on september 11 two thou
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a dog that likes to look at himself in the mirror, seeing himself as the goodest of the good boys
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
a dog that likes to look at himself in the mirror, seeing himself as the goodest of the good boys
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Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like “hey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like “hey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”
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Charlie Kirk has been strangely silent on the Epstein files lately. What’s he hiding?
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Charlie Kirk has been strangely silent on the Epstein files lately. What’s he hiding?
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they’ve been writing “k*ll yourself lol” since time immemorial
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
they’ve been writing “k*ll yourself lol” since time immemorial
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ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations. www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations. www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...
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that the march for billionaires involved aella makes it roughly ten thousand times funnier I am wheezing
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
that the march for billionaires involved aella makes it roughly ten thousand times funnier I am wheezing
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
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Historic Google Streetview lining things up nicely.
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Historic Google Streetview lining things up nicely.
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
if they fuckin want a face scan outta me I'm sending a photo of my asshole and balls
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
if they fuckin want a face scan outta me I'm sending a photo of my asshole and balls
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the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
the chairs on voyager look like the among us guy. thank you
it's either Across the Spiderverse ("canon event" is going to be a thing forever now) or Minecraft, if we mean entering the vernacular. If we mean as a cultural memory of the movie itself, probably Kpop Demon Hunters or Everything Everywhere All At Once.
What 2020s movie has the greatest cultural footprint?
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
it's either Across the Spiderverse ("canon event" is going to be a thing forever now) or Minecraft, if we mean entering the vernacular. If we mean as a cultural memory of the movie itself, probably Kpop Demon Hunters or Everything Everywhere All At Once.
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that's the thing about all these people - the "artists" and "writers": they want to be able to *call themselves* an artist/writer, to *have produced work* without having to *actually work*. they're like some kind of capitalist midboss, the labor is meaningless, only the commodity holds value.
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
that's the thing about all these people - the "artists" and "writers": they want to be able to *call themselves* an artist/writer, to *have produced work* without having to *actually work*. they're like some kind of capitalist midboss, the labor is meaningless, only the commodity holds value.
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Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk
Bad Bunny:
Bad Bunny:
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk
Bad Bunny:
Bad Bunny:
oh this suck so fucking hard man holy shit
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
oh this suck so fucking hard man holy shit
so close to finally being allowed to say the f slur
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
so close to finally being allowed to say the f slur