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Schmraz
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A bowl of chicken soup and a million dollars would fix me
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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If so… good hustle, everyone
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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oh no have women ruined all the workplaces
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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a lot of these people try to spin their retrograde attitudes about gender as a form of women's empowerment by appealing to the idea that femininity has been undervalued. but they don't want to elevate the status of femininity, they just want women to be more feminine so they can undervalue them
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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For every surveillance state to function, there must be a critical mass of people who willingly act as snitches to further the regime's ideology.

I lived through this firsthand, money isn't the motivating factor for these people, it's the satisfaction of seeing people they hate suffer
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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These people are Nazis. I know that's well-understood by many people at this point, but not enough. They are Nazis and we need to keep saying it.
Karoline Leavitt indicates the administration is open to a denaturalization-oriented investigation against Zohran Mamdani
June 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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always has been
June 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Hey btw. Use signal
June 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Ok, *this* is best comparative stat, members of media: The DC Pride parade one week ago had a bigger turnout.
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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“Pride is what we celebrate — not because it’s trendy or political, but because we made it,” one Utahn said. “We’re the kids who grew up, despite the hate, the fear and the silence. And now we’re living full, beautiful lives.”
Pride posts and a promise to ‘push back’ cause fallout, in this week’s Inside Voices
“Pride is what we celebrate — not because it’s trendy or political, but because we made it,” one Utahn said. “We’re the kids who grew up, despite the hate, the fear and the silence. And now we’re living full, beautiful lives.”
www.sltrib.com
June 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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For nearly a decade, since Election Day 2016, the media and politicians have had a choice: Recognize that we were in a crisis like no other in our lifetimes, or pretend that we aren't. Nearly all politicians, and too many in the media, have chosen the latter.
I thought I was losing my mind when this happened because it was an attempted assassination of a national political leader and it was treated like it was nothing.
We should've made a bigger national crisis of someone breaking into Nancy Pelosi's home & trying to kill her husband. But then, we should've made a bigger national crisis about hundreds of someones breaking into the Capitol & trying to steal an election. But then, we should've done lots of things.
June 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This story is horrifying. Scammers got people to pay thousands of dollars to hire a fake lawyer. To keep the scam going and keep the money flowing, the scammers also set up fake USCIS appointments, fake ICE check-ins, and fake court hearings.

Worse, they told one guy to skip his real court hearing.
June 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Now 8 days to go before the deadline fully passes for local candidates to run in Virginia — and there still only are Republican candidates running for sheriff in the state's two biggest cities, as sheriffs ramp up their cooperation with ICE and federal immigration authorities.

Background:
“It Blows My Mind That There’s No Opposition”: When ICE Allies Run Unchallenged - Bolts
In a populous city in southeast Virginia, a Republican sheriff who calls himself “Detain ’Em Dave” faces a race to the right against a GOP challenger who wants more immigration enforcement. No Democra...
boltsmag.org
June 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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In case you're wondering, authoritarians use this strategy of escalation to manufacture crisis, provoke outrage, then use the reaction to justify repression. It’s not about restoring order, it's about creating a spectacle of chaos they can claim only they can control.
Escalating to escalate.

"Roughly 500 Marines based out of the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center in California have been mobilized ... and will join the National Guard troops that were activated ... over the weekend without the consent of California’s governor or the city’s mayor."
Freeways blocked, cars on fire: LA protests against immigration raids and National Guard deployment | CNN
Police have used flash-bangs and tear gas while dispersing crowds as protesters set at least two Waymo self-driving cars on fire. Follow for live updates
www.cnn.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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the thing about this is that these guys don’t actually want blunt talk; blunt talk would be things like “you’re a sexist and a bigot whose contributions to culture have been overwhelmingly negative, and you frequently respond to mild criticism like a child”
On the radio, and on this video, we talk with Dave Portnoy about his tilt to the right, and what if anything Democrats could do to win the votes of men like him.
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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isn’t there someone you forgot to ask | patreon.com/lubchansky
April 29, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Cops are just the same sad, inadequate, sadistic wankers who volunteer to be ICE agents so they can swagger around dressed like they're in Predator, bullying brown people... but with bits of tin stuck to their chests and a culture industry worshipping them.
LAPD physically beat protestors with Batons outside the federal building. 4:53pm
June 9, 2025 at 8:35 AM