Rebecca
@cheeky-gal.bsky.social
New to Bluesky—
Been on Twitter since 2014
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Been on Twitter since 2014
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I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
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it should be illegal for me to have to get out from under the covers when i’m very cold
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
it should be illegal for me to have to get out from under the covers when i’m very cold
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the cartoons we grew up with haven't changed. we have.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the cartoons we grew up with haven't changed. we have.
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Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
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“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
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Who wants a hot dog? (rhetorical)
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Who wants a hot dog? (rhetorical)
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CBS is toast. That’s really sad.
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
CBS is toast. That’s really sad.
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To learn, one must live.
The Midnight Library, Haig
The Midnight Library, Haig
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
To learn, one must live.
The Midnight Library, Haig
The Midnight Library, Haig
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[on the phone] oh yes enough chopsticks for four people
*winks at the cats*
*winks at the cats*
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[on the phone] oh yes enough chopsticks for four people
*winks at the cats*
*winks at the cats*
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Man, this weekend sucks
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Man, this weekend sucks
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My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
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*pulls myself together*
*throws my back out*
*throws my back out*
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*pulls myself together*
*throws my back out*
*throws my back out*
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Santa doesn’t bother checking who’s naughty, he just asks for my follower list
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Santa doesn’t bother checking who’s naughty, he just asks for my follower list
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Eat the rich. The poor are all tough and stringy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Eat the rich. The poor are all tough and stringy.
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
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[during sex]
Are you avoiding me?
Are you avoiding me?
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
[during sex]
Are you avoiding me?
Are you avoiding me?
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puke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
puke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.
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your waves against my shore
January 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
your waves against my shore
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I was today years old when I learned your skircle is in fact not your butthole.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I was today years old when I learned your skircle is in fact not your butthole.
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Girls who just want to have fun often grow up to be middle-aged women who just want to sleep.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Girls who just want to have fun often grow up to be middle-aged women who just want to sleep.
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shut up with the chicken “tendies” you fuckin dork you’re an adult
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
shut up with the chicken “tendies” you fuckin dork you’re an adult
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Kiss me, I smell like Funyuns
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kiss me, I smell like Funyuns