@cheapsheep.bsky.social
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
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I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
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Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Workers under cover of night removed a rainbow crosswalk outside of the former Pulse nightclub, apparently as part of state and federal transportation officials’ aim to wipe “political banners” from public roadways. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/21/r...
Rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub removed overnight
“We did everything according to state law, everything was compliant,” said Patty Sheehan, the city’s first openly gay elected official. “FDOT never moves that quickly with anything.R…
www.orlandosentinel.com
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
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what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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One of those (actually very unsure but might happen) longterm trend predictions I have is that there will be increasing demand for communities, spaces, services that put children and adults into techfree environments.
Basically the ability to be without tech will become increasingly commoditized.
Basically the ability to be without tech will become increasingly commoditized.
A very good, and rather sad, Big Read on children and reading from @emmavj.bsky.social
on.ft.com/4krOKZA How to get children reading again
on.ft.com/4krOKZA How to get children reading again
July 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
One of those (actually very unsure but might happen) longterm trend predictions I have is that there will be increasing demand for communities, spaces, services that put children and adults into techfree environments.
Basically the ability to be without tech will become increasingly commoditized.
Basically the ability to be without tech will become increasingly commoditized.
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My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
July 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
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british fan chat
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
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TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
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TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
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TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
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TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
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TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
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TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
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TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
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TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
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TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
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TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
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[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
british fan chat
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See it (a horse)
Say it ("horse!")
Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
Say it ("horse!")
Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
See it (a horse)
Say it ("horse!")
Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
Say it ("horse!")
Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)
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guy next to me in the café was quite dramatically sitting with his head in his hands so I glanced at his screen to see what he was working on, and it was a doc with "IDEAS:" written at the top and absolutely nothing else
my brother I hear you, I feel you, we are as one
my brother I hear you, I feel you, we are as one
June 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
guy next to me in the café was quite dramatically sitting with his head in his hands so I glanced at his screen to see what he was working on, and it was a doc with "IDEAS:" written at the top and absolutely nothing else
my brother I hear you, I feel you, we are as one
my brother I hear you, I feel you, we are as one
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“Beauty and the Beast was responsible for my sexual awakening.” - Guy who fucks teapots
May 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Beauty and the Beast was responsible for my sexual awakening.” - Guy who fucks teapots
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Every time my 8 year old takes a shower, we hear repeated bangs and clangs and bonks, and we couldn't figure out what was happening. Dropped shampoo? Over and over? I finally asked him and he said that he gets bored in the shower so he's been taking a hard bouncy ball in with him
May 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Every time my 8 year old takes a shower, we hear repeated bangs and clangs and bonks, and we couldn't figure out what was happening. Dropped shampoo? Over and over? I finally asked him and he said that he gets bored in the shower so he's been taking a hard bouncy ball in with him
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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.
May 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.
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A broken clock is right twice a day. It's also wrong twice a day, but for longer.
May 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A broken clock is right twice a day. It's also wrong twice a day, but for longer.
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Why you should always turn your suncream around.
Courtesy of The Martin Lewis Podcast (listen anywhere pods are available)
Courtesy of The Martin Lewis Podcast (listen anywhere pods are available)
May 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why you should always turn your suncream around.
Courtesy of The Martin Lewis Podcast (listen anywhere pods are available)
Courtesy of The Martin Lewis Podcast (listen anywhere pods are available)
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sorry dudes but it's FEMININE and GAY to be driven to the cemetery in a "hearse." you gotta get there in a Himse or it's over
May 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
sorry dudes but it's FEMININE and GAY to be driven to the cemetery in a "hearse." you gotta get there in a Himse or it's over