Andrew Swink
@bundalings.bsky.social
he/him. tsuchinoko needs their rest.
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'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
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oh no please dont make the young, good looking, energetic politician the face of the franchise
The GOP’s new villain lives in New York — and they’re already launching attack ads to make him every Democrat’s problem in 2026.
Republicans try to turn national Democratic candidates into Mamdani copycats
Republicans are working to make New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party in the midterms.
www.politico.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
oh no please dont make the young, good looking, energetic politician the face of the franchise
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B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
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This was $8.99 last year.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This was $8.99 last year.
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Book Cover of the Day:
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Book Cover of the Day:
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Getting a job as an exit person at Costco so I can write FAGGOT on everyone’s receipts
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Getting a job as an exit person at Costco so I can write FAGGOT on everyone’s receipts
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sometimes people will snobbily spit “OH. i dont watch TIKTOK” and im like ok girl so where are you getting THIS content from? you’re missing this?
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
sometimes people will snobbily spit “OH. i dont watch TIKTOK” and im like ok girl so where are you getting THIS content from? you’re missing this?
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update:
July 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
update:
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some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
![the same image in context of a reddit post from the subreddit "r/dataisbeautiful" saying it's "the most popular food of each state from voting [OC]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbwkbgkz2zssoj22ebartpgy/bafkreihanvynageumop7hvniq3bft4koyuf7uskvatstjnkcro5mw4fp24@jpeg)
July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Never in my entire life have i heard anyone say the words "bacon, cheese and egg" in that order. I'm beside myself
June 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Never in my entire life have i heard anyone say the words "bacon, cheese and egg" in that order. I'm beside myself
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this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
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“It’s probably allergies or a cold,” the doctor says, stabbing me one thousand times
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“It’s probably allergies or a cold,” the doctor says, stabbing me one thousand times
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The CIA unleashes a new Harry Potter every nine months to make sure we're still incapable of solidarity. If we show enough decency to reject it, they unleash hypercovid and start the cull
May 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The CIA unleashes a new Harry Potter every nine months to make sure we're still incapable of solidarity. If we show enough decency to reject it, they unleash hypercovid and start the cull
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So basically, Elon forced his people to make Grok talk about “white genocide” in South Africa. But because they didn’t rescind the directive to attempt to be accurate, it’s also compelled to point out that it’s bullshit.
May 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So basically, Elon forced his people to make Grok talk about “white genocide” in South Africa. But because they didn’t rescind the directive to attempt to be accurate, it’s also compelled to point out that it’s bullshit.
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I sorted by latest 👀
May 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I sorted by latest 👀
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David Zaslav is a one data point confirmation of the theory that the richest and most powerful people in the world are also the stupidest people in the world
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May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
David Zaslav is a one data point confirmation of the theory that the richest and most powerful people in the world are also the stupidest people in the world
This thread... this whole thread...
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
May 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This thread... this whole thread...
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
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when cats eat crunchies, the "crunch" is not just the sound of a dry biscuit fracturing under pressure.
No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest.
he bites, he remembers, and he is strong.
something has ended so that he may go on.
No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest.
he bites, he remembers, and he is strong.
something has ended so that he may go on.
May 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when cats eat crunchies, the "crunch" is not just the sound of a dry biscuit fracturing under pressure.
No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest.
he bites, he remembers, and he is strong.
something has ended so that he may go on.
No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest.
he bites, he remembers, and he is strong.
something has ended so that he may go on.