Bubble Whammy
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I have been to the movies, I've seen how it ends and the joke's on them
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Turning horrific, offensive things into memes normalizes them. How can people not get this?
I know the "resist" crowd needs their likes and reposts, but they have done all damage and no good if you look at the results.
I know the "resist" crowd needs their likes and reposts, but they have done all damage and no good if you look at the results.
February 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Turning horrific, offensive things into memes normalizes them. How can people not get this?
I know the "resist" crowd needs their likes and reposts, but they have done all damage and no good if you look at the results.
I know the "resist" crowd needs their likes and reposts, but they have done all damage and no good if you look at the results.
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My life went to hell as soon as I was in charge of my bedtime
January 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My life went to hell as soon as I was in charge of my bedtime
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my wife freezes food as an intermediary step before we throw it away two years later
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
my wife freezes food as an intermediary step before we throw it away two years later
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me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
January 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
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The beautiful thing about spelling is that once you learn to spell a word it’s probably going to be spelled the same way tomorrow, so you’re done.
January 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The beautiful thing about spelling is that once you learn to spell a word it’s probably going to be spelled the same way tomorrow, so you’re done.
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Two screaming goats.
*add to cart.
*add to cart.
January 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Two screaming goats.
*add to cart.
*add to cart.
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hey siri, what the hell
December 19, 2024 at 6:31 PM
hey siri, what the hell
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Me in December: Let’s circle back to this in the new year.
Me in the new year: Motherfuck.
Me in the new year: Motherfuck.
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Me in December: Let’s circle back to this in the new year.
Me in the new year: Motherfuck.
Me in the new year: Motherfuck.
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and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
December 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
and the award for best neckwear goes to..
well would you look at that, it's a tie
well would you look at that, it's a tie
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Trying to sleep my way to the top, so I took a nap in my boss’s office today.
December 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Trying to sleep my way to the top, so I took a nap in my boss’s office today.
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, man are you going to be disappointed when you find out that was actually my best.
December 31, 2023 at 4:36 AM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, man are you going to be disappointed when you find out that was actually my best.
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Don't hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like "don't fill up on bread," that's super confusing and I don't need that stress in my life
December 9, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Don't hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like "don't fill up on bread," that's super confusing and I don't need that stress in my life
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The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 PM
The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing
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[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
December 2, 2024 at 12:06 AM
[handing me my food]
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
CASHIER: Condiments?
ME: Um you look very lovely today.
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I knew from a very young age that people were incorrect
December 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I knew from a very young age that people were incorrect
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Another #Santa story: Last night I was coming home from a house party and met up for dinner with my daughter. I was in "civilian clothes" but still mostly red. A former boy, now in his early 60s, walks over, slaps this down on the table and walks away.
#Santa is never off the clock!
#Santa is never off the clock!
December 1, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
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November 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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LEAD SINGER: make some noise!!!!
ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 AM
LEAD SINGER: make some noise!!!!
ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
ME: ok I think there may be a little confusion about who here is responsible for what
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DAD: have you seen the new season of yellowstone
ME: nah, i don’t watch it
DAD: okay so i’ll start my synopsis at the beginning
ME: nah, i don’t watch it
DAD: okay so i’ll start my synopsis at the beginning
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
DAD: have you seen the new season of yellowstone
ME: nah, i don’t watch it
DAD: okay so i’ll start my synopsis at the beginning
ME: nah, i don’t watch it
DAD: okay so i’ll start my synopsis at the beginning
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I wonder how many murders happen because someone just needed the day off
November 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I wonder how many murders happen because someone just needed the day off