bruteforceyth.bsky.social
@bruteforceyth.bsky.social
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Merry whatever you celebrate, from whatever's going on here
December 24, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"
February 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Seriously! It's not fun 🙃
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Must be on an SSRI
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Driverless cars are malfunctioning in SF’s power outage & are blocking intersections, turn lanes, and streets all over the city right now. This is impeding buses, emergency vehicles, and other traffic. It is forcing pedestrians outside crosswalks and cars to use oncoming traffic lanes. It’s a mess.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Well, I'm glad Kylie got Christmas no.1🎄 Finally some good news!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Look at this crab I found the other day🦀
It was way too cute.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
December 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monster makes, Kevin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Bruv's just out here letting his professional network know he's working heroically hard to determine which thought theft machine gives him the least droopy semi.
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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We got all the hits:
- purchased by private equity firm
- hid a bunch of layoffs
- invested a bunch of money in AI
- tried to make that money back by ruining the best product it now owned
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The richest man in the world bragging about starving people to death sounds like a plot from an over-the-top dystopian movie but that's what happened
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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i think the issue with 'male loneliness' is it starts with a kernel of truth (that people, and men, are not doing ok and don't have services or support to address it) but extrapolates to validate a totally different problem when it claims that only straight up incels are experiencing it,
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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If you live in Bristol, love horror and want to support local businesses, please consider doing some of your Christmas shopping at The Haunted Bookshop in Stokes Crofts.

You may have seen Monika at some of our events and her shop is a wonderful sanctuary for those looking to find their people.
Bookshop owner unsure how much longer business can stay open
"I’m even looking for a second job in the evenings just so I can pay my own rent. Running a bookshop isn’t quite as glamorous as it may seem"
www.bristolpost.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A Minority Report type future, where the pre-cogs identify future criminals but instead of arresting them we get them connected with social programs and supports so that they never have to become criminals in the first place
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM