Rogan
@broganstrawhat.bsky.social
The bastards hanged me in the spring of ‘25. But I am still alive.
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At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At the moment, I’m regrettably not reading Edgar Allan Poe whilst having cappuccinos and croissants in a dimly-lit quaint café on a cobblestone street in Prague during a snowstorm, so no, I’m afraid your email did not “find me well.”
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This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object
Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
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older brother: couple years and i can retire, Pam got an award for excellence in sales from Pfizer, thinking about trading in our cars for electrics, how about you?
me: you heard of the Hatchet Gang? it's like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me because i stole their relic
me: you heard of the Hatchet Gang? it's like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me because i stole their relic
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
older brother: couple years and i can retire, Pam got an award for excellence in sales from Pfizer, thinking about trading in our cars for electrics, how about you?
me: you heard of the Hatchet Gang? it's like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me because i stole their relic
me: you heard of the Hatchet Gang? it's like 80 guys with hatchets. they are after me because i stole their relic
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you're scooping up students off the street for writing op-eds, you're secret police, and should be treated accordingly.
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(firing my lawyers until I get lawyers who tell me I can do whatever I want) I am merely acting on the advice of my lawyers
March 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
(firing my lawyers until I get lawyers who tell me I can do whatever I want) I am merely acting on the advice of my lawyers
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gonna wade into the sea and let the tides forge me a coral sword and mighty barnacle armor. then we'll see who's "not able to order from the breakfast menu after 11 am"
March 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
gonna wade into the sea and let the tides forge me a coral sword and mighty barnacle armor. then we'll see who's "not able to order from the breakfast menu after 11 am"
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Everyone has their breaking point, but I guess I never really suspected that mine might just be having to drink California wine.
March 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Everyone has their breaking point, but I guess I never really suspected that mine might just be having to drink California wine.
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based on a real guy?? i met him twice and he has been enriching my life ever since??
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www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
March 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
based on a real guy?? i met him twice and he has been enriching my life ever since??
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
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49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding.
Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
February 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Elon musk: Planes should be able to crash into each other without exploding.
Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
Me with broccoli hair wig: On it.
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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I admit it, calling n/a mixed drinks “mocktails” is better than my original name “cockfails”
February 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I admit it, calling n/a mixed drinks “mocktails” is better than my original name “cockfails”
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Still waiting for Paul Rudd to play Werner Herzog in a movie about the making of Fitzcarraldo
February 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Still waiting for Paul Rudd to play Werner Herzog in a movie about the making of Fitzcarraldo
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[getting a raven at any time of day] who the hell would raven me right now
February 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
[getting a raven at any time of day] who the hell would raven me right now
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Stop telling me to “make no mistake.” That’s not gonna happen. In fact I’ll be making more of ‘em now, just out of spite.
January 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stop telling me to “make no mistake.” That’s not gonna happen. In fact I’ll be making more of ‘em now, just out of spite.
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yet another of my vassals has become tokugawa-pilled. not great.
September 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
yet another of my vassals has become tokugawa-pilled. not great.
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It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over
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i do not feel any need for napping. i am a cyborg made to efficiently enjoy Yokohama
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i do not feel any need for napping. i am a cyborg made to efficiently enjoy Yokohama
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I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.
January 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm gonna share this cartoon again simply because Jeff Bezos' Washington Post tried to censor it.