Ian Karmel
@iankarmel.bsky.social
Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan.
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Ian Karmel
@iankarmel.bsky.social
· Jul 31
T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
bookshop.org
A year since T-Shirt Swim Club came out and I keep getting messages about how it helped folks feel less alone as a fat person and let them laugh at some of the ~horrors~
Check out the book Roxane Gay called:
“As charming and funny as it is poignant and thoughtful."
bookshop.org/p/books/t-sh...
Check out the book Roxane Gay called:
“As charming and funny as it is poignant and thoughtful."
bookshop.org/p/books/t-sh...
Read everything Tyler Parker writes.
Wrote about Lane Kiffin. On goatees, devotionals, and the healing powers of the tarmac. Just troll, baby.
How Lane Kiffin Shitposted His Way From the Tarmac to the Top
From hot mess to Hotty Toddy to the hottest name in college football coaching. You can’t keep Lane Kiffin down.
www.theringer.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Read everything Tyler Parker writes.
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
Every time "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" discourse pops up I feel like I missed a day of class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Every time "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" discourse pops up I feel like I missed a day of class.
It's impossible to say "pepitas" and not feel at least a little bit silly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's impossible to say "pepitas" and not feel at least a little bit silly.
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Shaedon either needs to change his number or ditch the t-shirt. Either will unlock him.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Shaedon either needs to change his number or ditch the t-shirt. Either will unlock him.
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
Genuinely a disgustingly officiated game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Genuinely a disgustingly officiated game.
These refs are bad people and unworthy of love.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
These refs are bad people and unworthy of love.
Getting the full Shaedon Sharpe experience tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Getting the full Shaedon Sharpe experience tonight.
Jrue is such a genius on the court. What a delight.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jrue is such a genius on the court. What a delight.
Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billups - Take the Under
Splitter - Take the Thunder
Splitter - Take the Thunder
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BRING ME THE BEATING HEART OF THAT REFEREE.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
BRING ME THE BEATING HEART OF THAT REFEREE.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
This happening in the same calendar year as the "Not Like Us" Super Bowl is a pretty tough break for Toronto.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This happening in the same calendar year as the "Not Like Us" Super Bowl is a pretty tough break for Toronto.
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Midsommar (2019)
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Midsommar (2019)
WILL SMITH WITH ANOTHER SLAP
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
WILL SMITH WITH ANOTHER SLAP
Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)
this RFK?
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this RFK?
I think if you don't use any weapons you should just get to take stuff. It's on the museum if you get away with it.
BREAKING: Two men have been arrested in connection with the heist of France's crown jewels from the Louvre Museum in Paris.
2 arrested over jewel heist at the Louvre, French prosecutors say
One of the men was arrested while "preparing to leave the country" from Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport, officials said.
nbcnews.to
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think if you don't use any weapons you should just get to take stuff. It's on the museum if you get away with it.
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If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
reut.rs
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
It's crazy that I'm no longer the main tall, hot Brazilian dude in his 40s associated with the Blazers.
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's crazy that I'm no longer the main tall, hot Brazilian dude in his 40s associated with the Blazers.