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September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Hey, I'm your streaming app. Did you want to continue watching all these shows with 11 seconds remaining on the episode? Don't you want to know who dubbed them in Svensk?
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hey, I'm your streaming app. Did you want to continue watching all these shows with 11 seconds remaining on the episode? Don't you want to know who dubbed them in Svensk?
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
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Using the news as a flimsy excuse to repost my favourite Far Side cartoon ever.
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Using the news as a flimsy excuse to repost my favourite Far Side cartoon ever.
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Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox."
Don't say "We Have Come For You."
Don't say "flayed skin."
Don't say "bone chandelier."
Don't say "In Midnight Clad."
Don't say "the visions... the visions..."
When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
Don't say "We Have Come For You."
Don't say "flayed skin."
Don't say "bone chandelier."
Don't say "In Midnight Clad."
Don't say "the visions... the visions..."
When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
August 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Don't say "Ave Dominus Nox."
Don't say "We Have Come For You."
Don't say "flayed skin."
Don't say "bone chandelier."
Don't say "In Midnight Clad."
Don't say "the visions... the visions..."
When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
Don't say "We Have Come For You."
Don't say "flayed skin."
Don't say "bone chandelier."
Don't say "In Midnight Clad."
Don't say "the visions... the visions..."
When voters hear this, they think Night Lords are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
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PLAYING CARDS: As everybody knows there are four basic shapes; Diamonds, Hearts, Clubs, & Spades. Numbers go from two to king except for one, which is the highest number except for sometimes. Okay, so there are these two clowns you're gonna wanna ignore...
EVERYBODY: yes, this all seems reasonable
EVERYBODY: yes, this all seems reasonable
July 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
PLAYING CARDS: As everybody knows there are four basic shapes; Diamonds, Hearts, Clubs, & Spades. Numbers go from two to king except for one, which is the highest number except for sometimes. Okay, so there are these two clowns you're gonna wanna ignore...
EVERYBODY: yes, this all seems reasonable
EVERYBODY: yes, this all seems reasonable
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Just noticed I spelled diarrhea wrong on my resume :(
July 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just noticed I spelled diarrhea wrong on my resume :(
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please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
July 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
July 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
Excited for new wet leg
June 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Excited for new wet leg
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
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young men, playing video games all day will not make you happy. only getting married and having a family will make you truly and permanently content, as illustrated by the collective output of 20th century male novelists
April 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
young men, playing video games all day will not make you happy. only getting married and having a family will make you truly and permanently content, as illustrated by the collective output of 20th century male novelists
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I first thought it was Dominic Cumming’s sticking his head through one of those face in the hole boards
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I first thought it was Dominic Cumming’s sticking his head through one of those face in the hole boards
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[peanut butter factory]
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
[peanut butter factory]
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy
ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
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This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.
January 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.
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[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
January 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[date growing tired of my muppet takes] oh really?
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
[me insinuating gonzo is on long term disability] it would explain him being home during the day
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[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue