Old Fashioned Bologna Salad
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music lover (derogatory) - I own 34 black tshirts
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
Shinobi's name was 'Joe' ?
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Shinobi's name was 'Joe' ?
I pre-ordered this thinking it wouldn't charge me until it shipped, but it charged me right away and now I don't want to tell my wife so I'm posting this just hoping she sees it
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I pre-ordered this thinking it wouldn't charge me until it shipped, but it charged me right away and now I don't want to tell my wife so I'm posting this just hoping she sees it
(date describing me to her weirdest friend): "He has a sort of Jacques Renault-ian charm"
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
(date describing me to her weirdest friend): "He has a sort of Jacques Renault-ian charm"
what would you say to the guy who played Coldplay on the dive bar jukebox and then listened to Coldplay on the way home (just comment below)
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
what would you say to the guy who played Coldplay on the dive bar jukebox and then listened to Coldplay on the way home (just comment below)
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"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
why can't I be him
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
why can't I be him
Reminding myself that while yes, Agent Dale Cooper said to "give yourself a present" every day, he used a cup of black coffee (zero calories, costs 0.79, no psychotropic effects) as an example
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Reminding myself that while yes, Agent Dale Cooper said to "give yourself a present" every day, he used a cup of black coffee (zero calories, costs 0.79, no psychotropic effects) as an example
I'd say there's conservatively a 40% chance I get laid off in two weeks so it's of the utmost importance that I go dummymode on the B&N Criterion sale and also pre-order Alice in Chains S/T vinyl reissue while the gettin's good
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'd say there's conservatively a 40% chance I get laid off in two weeks so it's of the utmost importance that I go dummymode on the B&N Criterion sale and also pre-order Alice in Chains S/T vinyl reissue while the gettin's good
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Well the Bad Guys won the World Series, but the lowlight of Game 7 was my wife (non-philly-area native) asking if the Blue Jays had ever won a World Series before
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Well the Bad Guys won the World Series, but the lowlight of Game 7 was my wife (non-philly-area native) asking if the Blue Jays had ever won a World Series before
Fucking hate th Dodgers even more for making me root for Max Scherzer
November 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fucking hate th Dodgers even more for making me root for Max Scherzer
If you want to hear the NIN Tron score on a big theater soundsystem but don't want to have to watch Tron, I recommend going to see Bugonia in the adjacent theater like we did, you get to hear a lot of the score during all the quiet parts.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you want to hear the NIN Tron score on a big theater soundsystem but don't want to have to watch Tron, I recommend going to see Bugonia in the adjacent theater like we did, you get to hear a lot of the score during all the quiet parts.
I'll be honest, I love a "dislike" button. I don't even care if it does anything. Like I really don't want it trying to guess what I want to see or train an algorithm or whatever. it just feels good.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'll be honest, I love a "dislike" button. I don't even care if it does anything. Like I really don't want it trying to guess what I want to see or train an algorithm or whatever. it just feels good.
we ran out of candy tonight, never happened before. I got really moody about it. Feel like it's a failing. Shouldn't happen. Not to me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
we ran out of candy tonight, never happened before. I got really moody about it. Feel like it's a failing. Shouldn't happen. Not to me.
This is my longest running male relationship
shout out to the one neighborhood dad who always stops to talk to me about the Misfits on Halloween 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is my longest running male relationship
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DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick
this year take 'Thriller' off the Halloween playlist and replace it with 'The Crypt Jam' and see how grateful everyone is
The Crypt Jam
spotify.link
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this year take 'Thriller' off the Halloween playlist and replace it with 'The Crypt Jam' and see how grateful everyone is
(Jeff Tweedy voice):
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
(Jeff Tweedy voice):
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“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
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I’m not from Philadelphia, but I like to pronounce certain celebrity names in a Philly accent, such as Jodie Comer or Yorgos Lanthimos
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m not from Philadelphia, but I like to pronounce certain celebrity names in a Philly accent, such as Jodie Comer or Yorgos Lanthimos
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Let them blast cigs again
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let them blast cigs again
Hooters disappointment.
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hooters disappointment.
