@bravenewtrain.bsky.social
Just keep swimming. Trying to help out country folks
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I've eaten enough candy to kill a Victorian child
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've eaten enough candy to kill a Victorian child
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Kink shaming at the football game
DISCONCERTING SIGNALS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ref was so disturbed by those ass slaps he had to throw the flag
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Kink shaming at the football game
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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She built a ninja training course in her room like the Mission Impossible lasers. I'm gonna trip over this in the middle of the night and die
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
She built a ninja training course in her room like the Mission Impossible lasers. I'm gonna trip over this in the middle of the night and die
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change is good unless it’s pennies fuck those little alloyed bastards
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
change is good unless it’s pennies fuck those little alloyed bastards
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carplay should allow you to replace all the dumb shit on your dashboard with song lyrics. i need to know wtf wolf alice is saying, speed i can do on vibes.
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
carplay should allow you to replace all the dumb shit on your dashboard with song lyrics. i need to know wtf wolf alice is saying, speed i can do on vibes.
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Before the internet, did people just take a fuckload of polaroids of their cats and slide them under their friends' doors?
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Before the internet, did people just take a fuckload of polaroids of their cats and slide them under their friends' doors?
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"But he did a Groyper meme"
That's the "Slav squat," not groyper-specific www.economist.com/1843/2019/09...
"The song is on a groyper playlist"
It's just some random guy's playlist. The Spotify account has 5 followers
And none of these reference trans issues at all
That's the "Slav squat," not groyper-specific www.economist.com/1843/2019/09...
"The song is on a groyper playlist"
It's just some random guy's playlist. The Spotify account has 5 followers
And none of these reference trans issues at all
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"But he did a Groyper meme"
That's the "Slav squat," not groyper-specific www.economist.com/1843/2019/09...
"The song is on a groyper playlist"
It's just some random guy's playlist. The Spotify account has 5 followers
And none of these reference trans issues at all
That's the "Slav squat," not groyper-specific www.economist.com/1843/2019/09...
"The song is on a groyper playlist"
It's just some random guy's playlist. The Spotify account has 5 followers
And none of these reference trans issues at all
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Just saw Stuart Little hit a kid with his car and keep driving
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Just saw Stuart Little hit a kid with his car and keep driving
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Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
Slightly diminish a book
The Slightly Peckish Games
The Slightly Peckish Games
Slightly diminish a book
The Serf of the Rings
The Serf of the Rings
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
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A fresh report has detailed the difficulties faced by some developers keen to launch games for Switch 2 — but who remain unable to do so due to a lack of Nintendo support.
Nintendo Reportedly 'Almost Discouraging' Switch 2 Development as Studios Told to Launch Games on Switch 1 and Rely on Backwards Compatibility Instead
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August 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A fresh report has detailed the difficulties faced by some developers keen to launch games for Switch 2 — but who remain unable to do so due to a lack of Nintendo support.
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*breathe in*
I am not a dumpster fire.
*breathe out*
I am a dumpster phoenix.
I am not a dumpster fire.
*breathe out*
I am a dumpster phoenix.
August 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*breathe in*
I am not a dumpster fire.
*breathe out*
I am a dumpster phoenix.
I am not a dumpster fire.
*breathe out*
I am a dumpster phoenix.
@cardinalnews.org something might be happening at hidden valley high? Any news?
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
@cardinalnews.org something might be happening at hidden valley high? Any news?
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"We no longer have a couch. There’s no room for any furniture in our apartment except the bed."
How I Think a King-Sized Bed Would Transform My Love Life
My husband and I gaze at each other while we brush our teeth, savoring these final moments together before we go our separate ways. I kiss him good...
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July 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"We no longer have a couch. There’s no room for any furniture in our apartment except the bed."
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I like when I go to a restaurant or doctor and they have prominent "best of" awards hanging on the wall that ominously end about seven years ago.
July 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I like when I go to a restaurant or doctor and they have prominent "best of" awards hanging on the wall that ominously end about seven years ago.
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Surprise! Your timeline was missing Taylor Swift and I fixed it
July 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Surprise! Your timeline was missing Taylor Swift and I fixed it
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We’re just normal men
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
We’re just normal men
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Parenting Experts Warn Babies Can Hydroplane In As Little As One Inch Of Water
theonion.com/parenti...
theonion.com/parenti...
June 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Parenting Experts Warn Babies Can Hydroplane In As Little As One Inch Of Water
theonion.com/parenti...
theonion.com/parenti...
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Violent weekend tornadoes killed at least six people in Mississippi, destroying homes and leaving more than 200 residents displaced.
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March 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Violent weekend tornadoes killed at least six people in Mississippi, destroying homes and leaving more than 200 residents displaced.
buff.ly/K4qDmKd
buff.ly/K4qDmKd
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These days you're not allowed to put urine in gasoline, because of woke.
March 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
These days you're not allowed to put urine in gasoline, because of woke.
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Olive garden: when you’re here, you’re family.
Me: great. Now I gotta argue with you too?!
Me: great. Now I gotta argue with you too?!
March 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Olive garden: when you’re here, you’re family.
Me: great. Now I gotta argue with you too?!
Me: great. Now I gotta argue with you too?!
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Mentally, I'm here.
March 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Mentally, I'm here.