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I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
Pinned
I don't sin. I live.
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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This comes after President Trump accused the six Democratic lawmakers, who are military or CIA veterans, of ”SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” and shared a social media post calling for them to be hanged.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Up to 507 people were massacred in My Lai.

The soldiers said they were just following orders.

They were unlawful orders.

Their excuse didn’t work.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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White Privilege should be added to the DSM-5.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Unbelievable.

Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.

That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I had a brilliant suggestion to replace my neighbour's prized garden gnome with a realistic statue of a gargoyle flipping the bird.

They still haven’t noticed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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🎩 He’s the worst president we’ve had! 🇺🇸
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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My mother didn't raise a quitter. She raised a chronic over-explainer of why things aren't my fault.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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The committee that settled on the phrase “underscoring his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy” should be dissolved and its members compelled to take a remedial course on the scientific method.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I have a lot to say but you fuckers never listen.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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There are a lot of conservstives screaming "THIS IS WHAT GOD WANTS" as their lives get measurably worse.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Einstein, considered by many to be the smartest man ever, was a Democratic socialist like Bernie & Zohran Mamdani.

Einstein agreed with Karl Marx, that capitalism is a corrupt system that brings out the worst in people and allows greedy robber barons to exploit the working class.
Einstein, considered by many to be the smartest man ever, was a Democratic socialist like Bernie & Zohran Mamdani.
Einstein agreed with Karl Marx, that capitalism is a corrupt system that brings out the worst in people and allows greedy robber barons to exploit the working class.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Oui
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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yes or no
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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yes
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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No
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM