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I slit my wrists and created the universe ✨️
Pinned
I don't sin. I live.
I just remembered the smell of rubber cement and those scented markers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dear AI glasses

Reality already exists.
Glasses already exist.
Fuck off & take Elon with you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Come get your scoop of our new Christmas flavour. It's vanilla
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:

1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)

2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
Bookshop.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Morning.
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Nothing says racism, cruelty, hatred and weakness combined in one quite like the orange felon removing all free access to National Parks on federal holidays that honor black people whilst giving free access on his own birthday. He should’ve been sent to jail forever.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I don't always follow back but I do always block back.
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My 95 year old grandma just told my cousin to fuck off.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You'd think I'd be better at giving up, but I was one of those "straight A's and a member of every after school activity" kids.
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There are signs and clues and movements but also I'm still blocked from seeing his reels so
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think I've been confusing reality with never being loved
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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They are blowing up boats for drug trafficking.

Then he is pardoning a drug trafficker.

Illogical.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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This comes after President Trump accused the six Democratic lawmakers, who are military or CIA veterans, of ”SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!” and shared a social media post calling for them to be hanged.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Up to 507 people were massacred in My Lai.

The soldiers said they were just following orders.

They were unlawful orders.

Their excuse didn’t work.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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White Privilege should be added to the DSM-5.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Unbelievable.

Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM