@blue-pikmin09.bsky.social
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I can’t believe I’m going to be 38 in mere days. I graduated from high school 20 years ago? I started my first full-time writing job eleven years ago? I’ve been on the lam for five years??? Madness. Pure madness. Time is nothing. Just like warrants.
January 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to be 38 in mere days. I graduated from high school 20 years ago? I started my first full-time writing job eleven years ago? I’ve been on the lam for five years??? Madness. Pure madness. Time is nothing. Just like warrants.
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drawing chalk outlines around my new years resolutions
January 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
drawing chalk outlines around my new years resolutions
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As long as you completely ignore everything, things really aren't so bad.
December 31, 2024 at 1:18 PM
As long as you completely ignore everything, things really aren't so bad.
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The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind
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wait was jimmy carter the one president biden shrunk with his woke ray
December 30, 2024 at 4:47 PM
wait was jimmy carter the one president biden shrunk with his woke ray
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Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.
December 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.
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gender neutral use of ‘bro’
December 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
gender neutral use of ‘bro’
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I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 PM
I would never "improve myself" in order to get people to like me. That would actually be a form of manipulation
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RIP the three kings you would've loved GPS
December 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
RIP the three kings you would've loved GPS
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TSA agent: is...this a...cattle prod?
Me: it's for the wankers who crowd the baggage carousel
TSA agent: oh haha right then. go ahead
Me: it's for the wankers who crowd the baggage carousel
TSA agent: oh haha right then. go ahead
December 26, 2024 at 3:21 PM
TSA agent: is...this a...cattle prod?
Me: it's for the wankers who crowd the baggage carousel
TSA agent: oh haha right then. go ahead
Me: it's for the wankers who crowd the baggage carousel
TSA agent: oh haha right then. go ahead
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just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 PM
just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
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ME: [looking at a drawing my 5 year old made] wow that's an awesome..... Shrek??
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
December 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
ME: [looking at a drawing my 5 year old made] wow that's an awesome..... Shrek??
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
HER: DADDY! IT'S YOU!
ME: wow. ok seriously, fuck you
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in the original Tiny Tim died from eating some bad pussy
December 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
in the original Tiny Tim died from eating some bad pussy
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spoiler alert: a baby was born tomorrow
December 24, 2024 at 4:47 PM
spoiler alert: a baby was born tomorrow
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I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards, or the pets who refuse to sign
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I don’t know who’s worse, the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards, or the pets who refuse to sign
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ah that old Christmas tradition of everyone silently staring at their phones
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
ah that old Christmas tradition of everyone silently staring at their phones
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Me: it’s Christmas eve
Eve: no that’s tomorrow
Eve: no that’s tomorrow
December 24, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me: it’s Christmas eve
Eve: no that’s tomorrow
Eve: no that’s tomorrow
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My dearest Hjördís,
Indications are strong that I shall escape with a RAMNEFJÄLL on which to rest but can find no gainful passage home. Stores of meatballs and Lingonberry jam run disquietingly short. Only the thought of you at leisure upon our FRIDHULT steel my courage… until we meet again.
Indications are strong that I shall escape with a RAMNEFJÄLL on which to rest but can find no gainful passage home. Stores of meatballs and Lingonberry jam run disquietingly short. Only the thought of you at leisure upon our FRIDHULT steel my courage… until we meet again.
December 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
My dearest Hjördís,
Indications are strong that I shall escape with a RAMNEFJÄLL on which to rest but can find no gainful passage home. Stores of meatballs and Lingonberry jam run disquietingly short. Only the thought of you at leisure upon our FRIDHULT steel my courage… until we meet again.
Indications are strong that I shall escape with a RAMNEFJÄLL on which to rest but can find no gainful passage home. Stores of meatballs and Lingonberry jam run disquietingly short. Only the thought of you at leisure upon our FRIDHULT steel my courage… until we meet again.
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a ridiculously long make out sesh would possibly cure me idk.
December 24, 2024 at 6:11 AM
a ridiculously long make out sesh would possibly cure me idk.
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so you know i know the lesser known reindeer like dasher and dancer and nixon etc but you’re confused on whether i also know the most famous one? are you hearing yourself?
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
so you know i know the lesser known reindeer like dasher and dancer and nixon etc but you’re confused on whether i also know the most famous one? are you hearing yourself?
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