bloomlin
@bloomlin.bsky.social
my special interest is fucking and i stim by having sex 💥😎
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bloomlin
@bloomlin.bsky.social
· Mar 6
i be rippin at my shit call me van winkle
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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my new year's resolution is to gain 6000 pounds
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
my new year's resolution is to gain 6000 pounds
im deadass nodding off in the club to nickleback dubstep
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
im deadass nodding off in the club to nickleback dubstep
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we are not even a quarter way through this boss fight
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
we are not even a quarter way through this boss fight
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queer joy is when you grab a hammer and you
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
queer joy is when you grab a hammer and you
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
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I think I speak for everyone today when I say:
Rest in Peace Haru Urara
Rest in Peace Haru Urara
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I think I speak for everyone today when I say:
Rest in Peace Haru Urara
Rest in Peace Haru Urara
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Charlie Kirk would want us all to remember right now that guns are not the problem
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Charlie Kirk would want us all to remember right now that guns are not the problem
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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
there are two wolves inside me. one of them wants to explode every conservative. the other loves my nana.
September 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
there are two wolves inside me. one of them wants to explode every conservative. the other loves my nana.
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im just here bc i dont want to help train mechahitler and yes im judging you if that isnt reason enough to get you off there
September 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
im just here bc i dont want to help train mechahitler and yes im judging you if that isnt reason enough to get you off there
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If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and a poncho is holding a chain around his mouth .
Alt: Clint Eastwood, as The Man With No Name, blowing bubbles.
I don't remember this scene in Fistful of Dollars.
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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I’m praying he’s cognizant and terrified when the demons drag him away.
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m praying he’s cognizant and terrified when the demons drag him away.
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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if i ever have to show id to look at porn im just booting up rdr2 and hitting the button that makes arthur call his horse a good girl for 20 minutes
August 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
if i ever have to show id to look at porn im just booting up rdr2 and hitting the button that makes arthur call his horse a good girl for 20 minutes
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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It is a real shame that the democratic party's loyalty to Israel is keeping them from making any political hay out of an Israeli official getting caught in a child sex trafficking sting, then being released without charge back to Israel by the Trump administration.
August 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It is a real shame that the democratic party's loyalty to Israel is keeping them from making any political hay out of an Israeli official getting caught in a child sex trafficking sting, then being released without charge back to Israel by the Trump administration.
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I’m cringe. And I’m not free
August 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m cringe. And I’m not free
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