MC Hawk 🥓☕🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@mchawk.bsky.social
Irascible tatty sybarite with an over-fondness for janky decks, comics, musicals, TTRPGs & cinema. Writer of things, singer of songs & occasional dancer. (they/them)
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MC Hawk 🥓☕🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@mchawk.bsky.social
· Jan 11
a logo for metro goldwyn bear shows a cat
Alt: a logo for MGM, but it's Fozzie The Bear instead of Leo the Lion
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If you know me at all, you'll know my first love is movies. They've altered the path of my life in countless ways: everything from my oldest friendships, to my first career, to the fact I'm still here - movies are to blame
So here's my annual diary of Shit We Watch.
So here's my annual diary of Shit We Watch.
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We've been on the Northern Line. The idea that it's 2000 years old seems completely reasonable.
February 17, 2026 at 9:18 AM
We've been on the Northern Line. The idea that it's 2000 years old seems completely reasonable.
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Oh to be a standing stone in a field with a lovely view.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Oh to be a standing stone in a field with a lovely view.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 125:
Questions to ask yourself when plotting a book. Where's the main conflict? What does my protagonist have to overcome? What will happen if they don't?
The higher the stakes, the bigger the conflict. The bigger the conflict, the bigger the story.
Questions to ask yourself when plotting a book. Where's the main conflict? What does my protagonist have to overcome? What will happen if they don't?
The higher the stakes, the bigger the conflict. The bigger the conflict, the bigger the story.
February 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 125:
Questions to ask yourself when plotting a book. Where's the main conflict? What does my protagonist have to overcome? What will happen if they don't?
The higher the stakes, the bigger the conflict. The bigger the conflict, the bigger the story.
Questions to ask yourself when plotting a book. Where's the main conflict? What does my protagonist have to overcome? What will happen if they don't?
The higher the stakes, the bigger the conflict. The bigger the conflict, the bigger the story.
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Keir Starmer Announces Social Media Crackdown.
1) No Humblebragging
2) No Stealing Other People's Posts For Likes
3) No Trolling
4) No Telling People You're Unfollowing Them
5) No
6) Just Fucking No, Ok?
7) Go For A Walk Or Read A Book Or Something...I Dunno
8) More Dog Photos
1) No Humblebragging
2) No Stealing Other People's Posts For Likes
3) No Trolling
4) No Telling People You're Unfollowing Them
5) No
6) Just Fucking No, Ok?
7) Go For A Walk Or Read A Book Or Something...I Dunno
8) More Dog Photos
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Keir Starmer Announces Social Media Crackdown.
1) No Humblebragging
2) No Stealing Other People's Posts For Likes
3) No Trolling
4) No Telling People You're Unfollowing Them
5) No
6) Just Fucking No, Ok?
7) Go For A Walk Or Read A Book Or Something...I Dunno
8) More Dog Photos
1) No Humblebragging
2) No Stealing Other People's Posts For Likes
3) No Trolling
4) No Telling People You're Unfollowing Them
5) No
6) Just Fucking No, Ok?
7) Go For A Walk Or Read A Book Or Something...I Dunno
8) More Dog Photos
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February 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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i would like some Austrian pancakes please
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i would like some Austrian pancakes please
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ONLINE RULE OF THUMB: never argue with a cis man who has a pfp of him sitting in his car
February 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
ONLINE RULE OF THUMB: never argue with a cis man who has a pfp of him sitting in his car
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Anyway, I’ve been painting mice 🐭
February 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Anyway, I’ve been painting mice 🐭
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Recently in one of the education sessions the doctors I work with run, they brought up how many children used to die from measles each year.
2 million. 2 MILLION children used to die every year, worldwide, from measles.
That is the world anti-vaxxers want, and it is evil.
2 million. 2 MILLION children used to die every year, worldwide, from measles.
That is the world anti-vaxxers want, and it is evil.
February 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Recently in one of the education sessions the doctors I work with run, they brought up how many children used to die from measles each year.
2 million. 2 MILLION children used to die every year, worldwide, from measles.
That is the world anti-vaxxers want, and it is evil.
2 million. 2 MILLION children used to die every year, worldwide, from measles.
That is the world anti-vaxxers want, and it is evil.
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#BHM Day 14: Warmed Earth Embrace 🧶
This is a new colorway & perfect to talk abt today as it's rooted in tenderness, freedom, & quiet intimacy. The colorway draws inspiration from Miguel Ângelo Lupi's 1879 painting depicting a formerly enslaved Black couple seated closely together.
#yarnsky
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This is a new colorway & perfect to talk abt today as it's rooted in tenderness, freedom, & quiet intimacy. The colorway draws inspiration from Miguel Ângelo Lupi's 1879 painting depicting a formerly enslaved Black couple seated closely together.
#yarnsky
1/6
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
Some good news.
I'm guessing GCHQ has better Consent Manufacturing Machines these days.
Tatty bye 👋
I'm guessing GCHQ has better Consent Manufacturing Machines these days.
Tatty bye 👋
And another bites the dust?
The BBC World Service will run out of funding in just seven weeks. Its funding arrangement with the Foreign Office finishes at the end of March. There is no plan for what happens next.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The BBC World Service will run out of funding in just seven weeks. Its funding arrangement with the Foreign Office finishes at the end of March. There is no plan for what happens next.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian view on the BBC World Service: this is London calling | Editorial
Editorial: With just seven weeks before its funding runs out, the UK’s greatest cultural asset and most trusted international news organisation must be supported
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Some good news.
I'm guessing GCHQ has better Consent Manufacturing Machines these days.
Tatty bye 👋
I'm guessing GCHQ has better Consent Manufacturing Machines these days.
Tatty bye 👋
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There are two kinds of people in the world:
People who suffered, and think because of that, everyone else should suffer the way they did because otherwise it's not fair.
People who suffered, and think because of that, no one else should have to suffer either.
Be the second.
People who suffered, and think because of that, everyone else should suffer the way they did because otherwise it's not fair.
People who suffered, and think because of that, no one else should have to suffer either.
Be the second.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world:
People who suffered, and think because of that, everyone else should suffer the way they did because otherwise it's not fair.
People who suffered, and think because of that, no one else should have to suffer either.
Be the second.
People who suffered, and think because of that, everyone else should suffer the way they did because otherwise it's not fair.
People who suffered, and think because of that, no one else should have to suffer either.
Be the second.
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Too many A.I. disciples seem motivated by some kind of juvenile envy of creators. They aren’t artists, they just seem to love the thrill of hurting the livelihoods of people who make a living doing what they never could - hence the “Hollywood is OVER, losers” attitude they all share.
February 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Too many A.I. disciples seem motivated by some kind of juvenile envy of creators. They aren’t artists, they just seem to love the thrill of hurting the livelihoods of people who make a living doing what they never could - hence the “Hollywood is OVER, losers” attitude they all share.
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mono-culturalism is boring as fuck
learning about other cultures and belief is fascinating
And if you believe yours can't withstand the stew pot, then your shit is weak as shit
stew pot, not 'forcible genocide'
learning about other cultures and belief is fascinating
And if you believe yours can't withstand the stew pot, then your shit is weak as shit
stew pot, not 'forcible genocide'
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
mono-culturalism is boring as fuck
learning about other cultures and belief is fascinating
And if you believe yours can't withstand the stew pot, then your shit is weak as shit
stew pot, not 'forcible genocide'
learning about other cultures and belief is fascinating
And if you believe yours can't withstand the stew pot, then your shit is weak as shit
stew pot, not 'forcible genocide'
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Poverty is not real.
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
Reform have totally let the cat out of the bag about who they are.
Zia Yusuf lecturing that poverty and peoples everyday struggles with rising bills and rent is exaggerated.
A party of the failed status quo, funded and representing big corporate interests.
Zia Yusuf lecturing that poverty and peoples everyday struggles with rising bills and rent is exaggerated.
A party of the failed status quo, funded and representing big corporate interests.
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Poverty is not real.
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
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"If trans people hadn't spoken out on our campaign to push them out of society, it wouldn't have been so bad for them."
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
"If trans people hadn't spoken out on our campaign to push them out of society, it wouldn't have been so bad for them."
You already know my opinion of the BBC can't get any lower.
All I'm asking is that you cancel your licence fee. Trust me: you won't miss it, and you won't be paying for them to platform The Worst people.
All I'm asking is that you cancel your licence fee. Trust me: you won't miss it, and you won't be paying for them to platform The Worst people.
On one side, you have trans people asking to be left alone and maintain our access to health care. On the other, a bunch of people who believe we shouldn't exist. But Cass believes both sides are the same.
This whole interview is atrocious.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This whole interview is atrocious.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
You already know my opinion of the BBC can't get any lower.
All I'm asking is that you cancel your licence fee. Trust me: you won't miss it, and you won't be paying for them to platform The Worst people.
All I'm asking is that you cancel your licence fee. Trust me: you won't miss it, and you won't be paying for them to platform The Worst people.
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Folks: I'm incredibly far behind once again, so I'm reiterating that if you *do* have a bunch of disposable income burning a hole in your pocket I'm not the worst person to give it to.
Thank you for your attention. Every donation is deeply appreciated, no matter the amount. Please do not put yourself in any financial trouble on my behalf. Always prioritize yourself, your loved ones and your community.
Titus
Titus
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Folks: I'm incredibly far behind once again, so I'm reiterating that if you *do* have a bunch of disposable income burning a hole in your pocket I'm not the worst person to give it to.
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
Top Tip: don't play MtG on diazepam
Sums are hard.
Sums are hard.
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Top Tip: don't play MtG on diazepam
Sums are hard.
Sums are hard.